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Clips from The Goldbergs - Double Dare (S03E03)

"'Cause I'm gonna put some in the oven."
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"What do I set it at? 2,000?"
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"No! Murray, you know the rule."
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"Don't touch any knobs in the kitchen."
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"Hey! Come back fast. We need you on defense."
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"Isn't this great?"
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"Woman's got to go."
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"What? No! she's part of the game ritual."
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"There's no going back."
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"A man needs time away from his wife,"
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"and for me, football is that time."
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"So, what? You're just gonna tell her to go away?"
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"You know mom. It'll crush her."
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"Don't worry. I'll be sensitive."
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"Hey, honey."
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"Would you put that down and get out?"
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"What?"
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"Listen, it's not that I don't love"
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"spending every moment with you,"
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"but you don't understand football,"
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"and it's distracting."
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"Well, that sounds like an excuse."
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"Okay, imagine if I go to your scrapbook club"
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"and every few seconds,"
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"I interrupt you with a question"
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"about what glitter I should use."
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"Well, that would be ridiculous"
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"because there's opaque, translucent, chunky,"
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"micro-fine, spray-on, brush-on, squeeze-on..."
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"Oh."
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"I get it."
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"I'll go."
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"That means a lot, Bevy."
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"And that's how you do marriage."
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"And so my mom got the message."
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"Teach me everything about football."
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"You've come to the right place."
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"It was just the wrong message."
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"Let's start with the basics. This is the quarterback."
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"These are the linemen, receivers, running back."
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"Question..."
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"What do all those words mean?"
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"Simplifying, there's offense and defense."
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"Question... Are those things I should already know?"
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"Simplifying..."
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"This is a football."
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"Question..."
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"Is the plural of football "feetball"?"
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"Ohh! God!"
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"Why won't anyone answer me? What are you people hiding?"
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"My god. I can't take this anymore."
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"Look, there is only one way to teach mom anything..."
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"Put it in terms she understands."
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"Okay, this is a football,"
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"but I want you to imagine it's actually me as a baby."
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"Aww!"
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"(GASPS) ooh!"
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"Now, your job is to protect that baby at all costs."
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"Of course."
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"Who are they?"
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"Hi, Erica! You called, and I came right away."
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"Isn't that nice of me?"
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"As you can see, they're the enemy."
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"We call them the defensive line."
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"Their job is to stop you."
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"Translation... They're a band of evil college recruiters,"
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"wanting to take your precious little girl away"
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"to an out-of-state university."
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"But that's too far. How will I see you every day?"
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"You've only got one choice..."
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"Get that baby back to our house."
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"Or the end zone."
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"(CLEARS THROAT) Please move."
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"No way. Please move!"
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"Oh, we're comin' for you. Gimme that baby!"
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"Never! Hike!"
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"Go! Go! Oh."
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"Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go, go!"
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"Whoo!"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"I made it home!"
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"I made it home."
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"Or the end zone."
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"Oh! I get it!"
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"Come on, guys. Where's the "D"?"
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"I just don't know where to touch her."
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"Maybe I should just cover Erica."
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"I hate you so much, Geoff."
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"Shut it, okay? It's enough."
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"While my mom was ready for game day,"
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"I was ready for my game-show debut."
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"Hi, kids. I'm Zane, and this is Ellen."
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"We've set up a practice course"
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"to simulate actual Double Dare."
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"Now pick a partner."
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"That's right. Let's get messy!"
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"Yep, I knew exactly how to wow the producers."
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"Three words... Make an entrance."
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"Sorry we're late."
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"Me and my best friend got held up on the public bus."
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"No way. You can't pick a cute old man."
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"That's not fair."
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"Sorry, sister... Not against the rules."
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"I checked. (ALL GROAN)"
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"What kind of a farkakte game show is this?"
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"I thought it was just trivia."
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"Oh, it is. And some physical challenges."
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"It looks slimy and unsafe."
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"You're Pops! You can do anything!"
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"What the (BLEEP) is that thing?"
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"You play tennis and date twins"
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"and drink martinis when the sun's out."
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"Yes, I do sample from the salad bar of life."
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"Then let's show 'em what we're made of."
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"(GRUNTING) Go, go, go! You got it."
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"I can't find the damn flag."
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"Look under the pad of butter!"
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"They always hide it under the pad of butter!"
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"Aw, there's no flag here!"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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