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Clips from Weeds - Boomerang (S06E06)

"Previously on Weeds."
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"I love her. But I ran."
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"- It's over. - Audra, don't."
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"- He's a good guy. - Those are mine!"
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"They're mine now."
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"The Newmans will succeed where the Botwins failed."
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"They will find jobs. They will live a normal life."
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"You're looking at the new sous-chef."
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"I'd like you to read to me."
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"I need to find a girl to have sex with."
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"- What? - I love college so much."
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"I'm in charge of Avi. You guys are a bad influence."
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"We know Avi's mother wasn't killed in the Iraq."
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"Tell us the truth or we can call Child Protective Services together."
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"You have to keep me alive so I can lead you to him."
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"I didn't know what to say. I didn't want to die."
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"Guests have been asking where they can get certain herbal items."
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"- What the hell is this? - Hash."
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"When I get a request, I put you on the housekeeping schedule for those rooms."
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"The guests will put the money under the pillow, you leave the hash."
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"You got cash?"
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"So, your trimmings, you just throw them away?"
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"- I'll take them. - I'm thinking $100 buys me a lot."
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"I get shit done."
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"You!"
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"Don't fucking move!"
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"Run."
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"You two are in deep shit."
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"Talk to me about the van."
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"Run now. Run fast."
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"What? I... Van."
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"Yes, your van that we just booted,"
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"the van that has over $6,000 in unpaid parking tickets,"
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"the van whose plates don't match the vehicle."
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"Ring a fucking bell?"
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"That suburban minivan?"
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"No."
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"Yeah... Totally."
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"Bullshit."
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"Neighbors saw a white couple fitting your description get out of it an hour ago."
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"We're cool people."
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"Urbanites. It's sort of our identity."
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"It's silly, we know, these days."
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"When gonorrhea is becoming drug-resistant."
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"When Iran is teetering. Turducken."
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"What the hell are you babbling about? That's not your van?"
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"Those are just a statement of defeat."
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"Like, "I'm just gonna buy into the whole thing.""
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"Defeat?"
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"Or maybe you're trying to impress someone by being something you're not,"
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"when, in truth, you don't love this person and you never really did,"
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"and maybe they're just really judge-y with weird, limp hair,"
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"for example."
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"Where's your vehicle then?"
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"Or are you just out for a stroll? Just taking out the..."
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"Lawn trimmings. We should do that."
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"- Honey, where'd you put the bins? - Bins?"
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"I found bins."
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"Bins!"
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"Back of the house, back of the house, back of the house."
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"Wait!"
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"Blue is recycling. You said those were lawn trimmings."
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"Damn this color-blindness. True story."
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"We support you in your current funding fight with the city."
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"Sometimes we use the back door. Just..."
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"I bet she wasn't even in the army."
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"You really think the military-industrial complex"
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"would let the real story get out?"
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"I'm calling Child Protective Services."
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"- Cheryl, phone. - Great."
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"And maybe I'll tell them about Allison's little prescription friends."
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"Not supposed to be driving with a child in the vehicle on those, are you, Ally?"
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"And, Cheryl, I'm not sure how they'd feel"
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"about a woman who still lets her 5-year-old breast-feed."
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"Cheryl."
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"And, Rebekah,"
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"you don't need anyone looking into the visa status of your housekeeper, do you?"
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"What is she, Honduran? Guatemalan?"
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"Don't fuck with me, bitches."
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"Why did this happen?"
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"Payback, Nance. It's the karmic boomerang."
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"Of course the plates Silas and I stole"
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"would be from a felon-level scofflaw."
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"Karma boomeranged."
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"- Where was I? - Yeah."
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"Not where. Who."
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"You're Nancy Botwin, and since it didn't directly affect you,"
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"you didn't fucking notice."
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"Man, these things are well made. What are they, Chinese? Excuse me."
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"Why are you mad at me?"
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"- "Judge-y"? - Oh, that."
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""Weird hair"? "Limp hair"?"
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"She happens to have very lustrous hair."
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"I don't have any idea where that came from."
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"I suppose I had thoughts. They chose that moment to come out."
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"Not thoughts. You had feelings."
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"Your real feelings, which you hoarded like a..."
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"Like a chipmunk, in your cheeks."
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"Are you sure that's a good idea?"
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""Everything's fine," you said. "Mazel tov," you said."
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"But your cheeks were bulging, and I could see it,"
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"and Audra could see it, and it drove a wedge."
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"You ran out on her."
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"Girls know these things, Nance."
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"'Cause they're more in tune with the subtleties"
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"of interpersonal kissy stuff flying around."
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"And also because, in the end,"
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"you're all petty, jealous, daddy-issue everything-ruiners."
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"Yeah, it's starting to smoke."
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"You're like the dog on the bridge that wants both bones."
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"That's you. You want all the bones."
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"I don't know why you're heaping"
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"- this shit on me right now. - Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"But I really think you should focus away from things like dogs"
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"- and bones. - It's really getting old, Nance."
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"Jeez, God!"
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"Boomerang."
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"Damn it!"
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"- What now? - The van's no good for us anymore, anyway."
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"Soon, the VIN's gonna hit the right database,"
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