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Clips from Weeds - Boomerang (S06E06)

"and we're living in Fucked City, USA."
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"Everyone's going to be looking for us here."
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"I thought you registered the van under a different name."
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"Yeah. Shane Botwin."
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"'Cause it was the only other Social that I knew by heart."
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"How do you know Shane... Never mind."
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"Goodbye, Seattle."
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"It never even rained. What a rip-off."
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"Mr. Botwin, our sensors indicate that you've experienced a sudden loss of tire pressure."
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"Hello? Mr. Botwin? Hello?"
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"Why didn't anybody tell me how awesome college is?"
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"'Cause you were never gonna go."
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"It would just be mean, like telling a blind person how awesome colors are."
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"Shut up. I may not be academic smart, but I'm smart."
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"I started my own business. I read."
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"To old dudes in your underwear."
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"- That's it. You're going down. - That what the old man said?"
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"Catlike reflexes."
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"Perfect, considering you're a total pussy."
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"Tell that to Pilar."
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"Who's the blond? Is that his brother?"
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"Please. They look nothing alike."
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"I bet they're doing it with each other."
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"Well, whatever their relationship is,"
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"they are clearly not equipped to raise a baby."
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"Oh, my God, they just spilled croutons on his blankie."
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"What if he's gluten-intolerant?"
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"- What's gluten? - Shut up, Cheryl."
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"No bread!"
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"I was getting into trouble while you were still wetting the bed."
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"Yeah, stealing video cameras and knocking up your deaf girlfriend."
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"Gangster."
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"Face it, Silas, we're hardcore and you're PG-13."
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"What's your point?"
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"You're the blond sheep of this family. I think you were adopted."
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"I wish. That would be awesome."
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"Check, please?"
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"You going to work?"
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"Fuck the hotel."
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"I'm going back to school."
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"My God, in all his glory, I have not been a faithful servant."
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"In fact, I've been a pretty miserable servant."
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"You're hurting the tree."
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"I tried to read the Bible. I did."
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"But it always felt like a much less awesome Lord of the Rings."
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"What are you writing, anyway?"
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"My and Maria's initials."
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"I carved our names on our first date. And I do it still."
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"Women appreciate the little things."
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"I would like to believe the whole thing."
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"Karma, an afterlife."
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"I would like to go to heaven,"
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"have drinks with cool people I never got to meet."
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"Mom, James Dean, Harriet Tubman, Dad, Patrick Swayze."
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"I can't die like this."
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"I always wanted to be buried with my banjo and snacks"
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"and heartbroken women and dogs throwing themselves on my grave."
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"I once loved a girl from the neighborhood,"
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"named Rosa Galindo."
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"I carved her name, too."
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"Into Manuel Gonzalez's thigh."
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"God, please hear my prayers."
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"Let's kill him now."
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"If we leave soon, I can be home for Julia's tap recital tomorrow."
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"I need a miracle. I need a miracle!"
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"You're wasting your final moments."
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"I'm not supposed to die here. I know it."
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"Step in, guy. Save me, come on."
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"God has better things to worry about than assholes like you."
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"This sucks so much."
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"Hello? What?"
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"Yes, this is Shane Botwin."
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"The tire? Yes."
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"Remind me where I left it."
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"They found the van."
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"Holy shit. That's so spooky."
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"- Are we still gonna kill him? - No!"
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"I think God wants him alive."
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"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you."
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"Okay, okay."
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"Where's mine?"
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"You said you didn't want anything."
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"You could have got me something. A fish sandwich of contrition."
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"Penance fries."
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"An "I'm sorry I ruined your new career" McMuffin."
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"Let's face it, Andy. You would have screwed it up within a week."
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"What?"
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"You don't actually want what you can have."
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"That's why you want me, 'cause you can't have me."
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"None of you give a shit, not really, and I get it."
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"Why learn about the world when within seven seconds of opening your MacBook,"
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"you could be in"
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"a photo-realistic grenade battle with an 8-year-old in Saginaw,"
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"or watching under-aged Hungarian gangbang videos?"
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"But let's make a deal."
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"One hour, twice a week, we're gonna be engaged."
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"Fight me."
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"Call me a liberal, elitist, latte-sipping, socialist scumbag,"
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"just care about something."
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"'Cause when you're done whatever-ing your life away,"
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"the world will absolutely blow your fucking minds."
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"He is so right."
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"Let's begin."
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"You and I..."
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"We'll never... Right?"
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"Just say we'll never."
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"They all die, Andy."
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"I like you too much to want you to die."
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"Holy cow, you're right. They do all die."
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"Your pussy's a death sentence."
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"A penis flytrap."
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"You're Dr. Kavagian."
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"All right, then."
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"Wait. Esteban's not dead."
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"Not yet."
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"So, by not loving me, you're actually saving me?"
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"By not sleeping with you, I'm probably saving you, yeah."
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"You have to release me, Nance."
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"This is the moment right now, waiting for the number 43 bus."
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"Let me go. Release me."
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