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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - The Meat Jerking Beef Boys (S03E03)

"- It's locked. - Shh. I got it."
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"- What are you doing? - Shh! Quiet."
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"Dude!"
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"- Nope, that was... - Yeah."
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"Well, I don't know what to do"
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"just kidding. Yeah, I do."
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"- What are you doing? - Shh. Quiet."
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"- All right, well... - Get it, just... okay."
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"- Jesus. - Shh. Quiet."
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"Hola... To the Casa de Ders."
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"- Thank you. - Get in there."
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"- Hey, hey, hey. - Hey."
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"You sure this is a good idea, man?"
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"This place is nice."
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"I don't wanna go to jail for breaking that entering."
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"Nobody's going to jail, dude."
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"The use is staged, man. It's a fake house, dude!"
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"Is this a good idea."
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"If we get outta here by Sunday, it's perfect."
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"I mean, my dad's here on business, right?"
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"So he's pressed for time."
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"He'll come by the house, quick visit,"
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"then I'll take him to dinner, back to the hotel,"
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"and he's back outta my life again."
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"Yeah, all right."
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"What do you say we Ders-sersify this little peach pit?"
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"Yeah, this couch smells nothing like you."
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"You should rub your balls on it."
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"Nah, I don't think I have to do that."
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"Yeah, I'll start. I'll start it off."
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"All right.- Get this."
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"I'll go in the bathroom."
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"You know, I didn't masturbate until I was 18 years old?"
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"I would just have sex with items around my house."
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"Or just, like, put my clothes in the closet."
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"You know, we don't need to hump. We don't need to go... poop."
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"Yeah. Welcome home."
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"- Whoo! - It smells good in here."
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"All right, dudes, he's gonna be here soon"
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"and the living room's almost..."
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"What the are you wearing?"
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"Well, if you'd gone to see Retaliation"
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"like you said you were going to,"
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"you would know that this is my sergeant slaught outfit."
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"And this is my very good friend shipwreck."
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"- Hello. - Hello."
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"Uh, got that."
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"Why are you wearing them right now?"
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"You talked yourself up so big."
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"We didn't want you to be best friends"
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"with a couple of doo-doo heads."
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"Mm-mm."
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"Yeah, so which one of these rooms is mine?"
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"Because I got this necklace of yours I wanna hang up."
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"I don't know how to break this to you..."
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"What should I call your dad?"
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"Should I call him Mr. Holmvik or Ders' dad?"
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"Or just Papi?"
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"He likes it when you call him big Papi."
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"Look, you guys are not gonna meet my dad!"
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"Okay? I'm sorry."
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"It's just that I told him I live alone."
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"And I'll be perfectly honest."
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"He doesn't even know that you exist."
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"How does he not know your best friends exist?"
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"Okay, that's him."
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"Please go. Just go. Please?"
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"- That doesn't make... - Are you that ashamed of us?"
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"Yes! I'm ashamed of you."
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"My dad is a big... dog, and you guys are just pup..."
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"I am a wolf! I am a big dog too!"
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"You're a porch puppy. So are you."
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"- That's racist. - Okay, wow."
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"- Dersy! - Hey."
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"Go!"
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"Oh. Good to see you, sir. No, uh, rental?"
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"No jags, all malibus."
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"- That's not a tough call. - Right."
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"I'm surprised you saw that"
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"with that mop of hair in your eyes."
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"Right, well, I was, uh... I was just gonna get..."
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"- Ooh. - Get it cut."
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"And it's so good to see you!"
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"It's just been so long."
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"That a long hug."
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"- This is your first house. - Yeah, this is all mine."
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"I bought it, I live here. It's really mine."
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"But, uh, we should get going"
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"'cause I got the chef's table at McCormick & Schmick's,"
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"and, uh, you know..."
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"Orange roughy sounds like hell right now."
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"We're Holmviks. We're going to Morton's."
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"Yeah, I need a beer."
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"Yeah, um, let me see what I got."
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"- There might... - Well, what's the deal here?"
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"You know, I'm never home 'cause I'm always at, uh..."
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"Business dinners, you know, making deals."
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"Just wheelin' and dealin'."
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"So, uh, yeah, this is the main hallway here."
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"Kind of a gallery."
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"Um, and in here is, uh..."
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"This is my hot yoga studio. Yeah."
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"Wait, wait minute."
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"I know what's going on here."
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"You're prepping this place to sell."
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"No, I'm... yeah, I'm gonna sell this place, dad."
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"Now I gotta hit the John."
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"Make some room for that porterhouse."
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"- You should too. - I'm all right."
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"- Just do it. - Okay."
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"Whoo!"
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"Ooh. I say we leave is as the cooling room."
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"And then my room will be a little jerk flavoring,"
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"jerking station without any jerking."
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"I won't do that if we hang the meat in there."
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"That's a good call. That's a good call, man."
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"And I'm thinking we can use my room"
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"to house all the models"
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"for the meat jerking beef boys girls calendar."
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"Right? I say we sprinkle some pepper over these babes,"
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