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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - The Meat Jerking Beef Boys (S03E03)

"Okay, we can relax with pep."
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"And then add a little Jeff garlic"
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"to curb the enthusiasm of the..."
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"Lawry's!"
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"Hello, sir!"
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"Yeah, how are you, dad?"
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"I'm just at the house going over some business stuff."
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"- You know, working overtime. - Oh!"
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"Shipment has arrived!"
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"Karl took a salt pellet to the chest"
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"trying to get it too!"
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"Oh! Ders, a little help, bud."
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"Ye I... This weekend?"
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"No, not ideal for me."
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"You booked the ticket?"
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"Oh,. We're gonna rip his head off."
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"Well, break the face off or something."
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"Okay."
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"No, that was just, um... That was a TV."
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"I'm watching some... Mad Money,"
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"and you know how crazy that guy can get."
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"Hey, guys, we got a change of plans."
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"Grab a sponge, man. We gotta soap this bovine down."
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"Yeah, come on, Ders. Don't just stand there."
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"We gotta jerk this beef, man."
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"- Adam? - Yeah."
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"Look, guys, my dad's visiting tomorrow."
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"That's rad!"
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"Man!"
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"Whoo!"
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"Oh, yeah! Very heavy!"
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"Aah! Ah-ha-ha-ha!"
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"Oh!"
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"Whoo!"
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"Can I borrow one of your towels?"
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"You're already using my towel."
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"All of your towels were my towels."
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"Man, that is so cool that your dad is coming this weekend."
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"Can't wait to meet the guy."
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"No, Blake, it's obviously not."
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"and then he gets to see the unveiling"
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"of your beef jerky company."
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"That's like "the proudest dad ever" moment right there."
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"Yeah, meat jerking beef boys."
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"- That's what we're naming it. - Yeah."
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"Incorporated maybe. We're not sure."
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"I haven't been truthful with my dad"
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"about any aspect of my lifestyle."
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"Who cares, man? Everybody lies to their dad."
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"My dad still sends me checks for space camp."
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"I haven't been in like... I never went."
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"Dude, my dad's expectations are way higher, all right?"
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"I had to tell him that I was a VP at Telamericorp."
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"I told him I play"
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"in an all-white squash league on Sundays,"
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"and that I own my own home, which I don't, clearly."
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"I wouldn't even worry about."
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"I'm sure your dad has huge heart."
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"Probably has big old... Schlonger as well, huh?"
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"- Does he? - Oh, yeah!"
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"- Dad dicks? - Maybe."
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"Oh, dad dicks are huge, man."
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"And from all the stories I've heard about your dad,"
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"forget it. That's a monster."
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"Totally."
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"That's a monster just trapped in denim."
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"I still remember the first dad dick I saw."
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"- Uh-huh. - I was seven years old."
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"It was at a warriors game."
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"We were at one of those horse troughs."
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"- Oh, God! - And I'm like..."
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"With a stream of just power."
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"Growling next to you."
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"- Yeah. - And that's the thing."
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"Dad dicks in the late '80s, early '90s,"
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"- they were bigger. - Yep."
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"I think there's something shrinking dad dicks."
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"That should be on 20/20."
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"So what is your pops packing?"
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"- Okay, you wanna know? - Yeah."
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"I can't even remember..."
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"- He has a legit bat. - Yeah."
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"I'm not gonna lie."
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"If I close my eyes, I can see it right now."
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"It's got the... Goes a little..."
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"Oh, man, dad dicks, right? Ooh, mama!"
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"Excuse me. Excuse me."
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"Hi. Um, I'm Vanessa With McMillan Realty."
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"We're holding an open house"
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"down the street on Sunday,"
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"and I would just absolutely loved if you weren't"
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"drinking beers on the roof."
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"Oh, right. You got it, no problem."
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"- Weed only! - Yep."
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"- Super blunt Sunday! - Yep."
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"Super bowl Sunday! We'll just smoke bowls!"
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"Or maybe not be on the roof at all."
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"Sound doable? Thanks!"
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"- Did she just say open house? - Yeah."
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"Uh-oh. Hey, I know that look."
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"- I don't kn any of his looks. - Excuse me, Banessa!"
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"- I'm sorry? - It's Banessa, wasn't it?"
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"No, Va-nessa."
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"No, I'm actually positive you came up, you said, "Banessa.""
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"I thought it was a stupid me."
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"But that's your name and you should stick with it."
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"Would like to make an offer"
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"to buy that house for the weekend."
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"- Is that a thing? - Oh"
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"we can talk when I'm back in town Sunday"
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"for the open house."
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"You'll see my sign. It's says, "Va-nessa..."
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"With McMillan.""
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"'Kay, thanks again!"
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"- All right. - Ohh."
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"- Oh, I know that look. - Yeah."
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"I'm sorry, lady, I don't wanna have sex with you"
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"unless you wanna have sex with me."
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"- In that case, yes, I'll have sex with you. - Game on."
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"- Shh. - Quiet. Shh."
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