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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - The Meat Jerking Beef Boys (S03E03)

"smother them in Teriyaki."
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"It's like jerky, but jerky that you wanna have sex with."
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"Marinade 'em and then masturbate to 'em."
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"Sex jerky. That'll sell."
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"You're a freakin' genius, man."
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"No, I know. I know that."
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"And that just proves my theory"
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"that Ders has been holding back our super friendship"
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"this whole time."
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"Let's hit this A.C., cool this bitch out."
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"Good call."
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"- Hit the fan, science guy. - You got it, science bro."
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"- Whoo! Plug this bitch in! - You got it."
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"All right, let's crank some cow cuttin' tunes!"
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"I got you on that. Here we go."
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"Kick out the germs!"
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"- Whoo! - Yeah!"
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"Nice."
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"Yeah!"
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"Lopping off a piece."
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"Agh!"
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"- Clean cut! Lean cut! - Whoa!"
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"- Yeah, crank that bitch down. - That's really hairy."
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"That's okay, man. Hair."
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"It'll add some spice. It'll add some seasoning."
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"- All right. - Gamy. A gamy taste."
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"That's what our jerky's gonna be."
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"It's gonna be a little gam..."
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"Okay."
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"Well, n-n-now why did that happen?"
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"- Shoot. - Probably it's just..."
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"Plugged up a little bit."
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"Yeah, go for it."
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"Whoa!"
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"One, two, three, four, five."
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"- Yep, I'm all good to go. - Okay, whew!"
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"Well, look who it is."
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"If it isn't Judas priest..."
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"From the Bible, not the band. 'Cause that'd be cool."
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"What are you guys doing here?"
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"Believe me, we don't like this as much as you do."
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"But we have a few questions about our house."
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"Our house... Where we live, not you."
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"Dersy! Dersy! You're out of T.P."
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"Luckily, I had a clean pinch."
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"- Right, um... - Whoa."
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"What up? Hey!"
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"I'm Adam. It's great to finally meet you."
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"We live right over there."
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"How's it going?"
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"It's a pleasure to meet you, sir."
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"- It's very nice to meet you. - Thor."
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"Thor Holmvik."
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"Thor? Your name is Thor?"
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"Ah! That is so..."
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"I didn't know white people had cool names anymore."
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"He has a God's name."
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"Tell me you named your dick "Thor's hammer.""
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"- Nope, he doesn't. - You have to at that point."
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"You have to. If you're named Thor?"
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"You definitely hit 'em with the hammer, baby."
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"Rad."
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"Okay, I think, uh, you guys should get going, right?"
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"You need to go, probably?"
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"Actually, since our houses have similar layouts,"
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"I was wondering if I could ask you a question."
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"Where's your fuse box?"
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"And also how do you de-blow a fuse?"
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"Is that a thing? Do you de-blow it?"
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"It's probably in the hallway."
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"Okay, so where would it..."
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"Where would it be in our house then?"
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"Could be behind that Van Halen poster"
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"above the glade plug-in in your house."
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"Okay, so your fuse is in your hallway."
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"We're talking about our house."
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"Good luck with the fuse box."
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"- Great to meet you. - Hold on!"
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"We'd like to play apples to apples with Thor!"
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"No! Just get out of here."
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"It's a good thing you're moving."
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"With those two bisexual tweekers living across the street,"
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"might as well be living in a goddamn condominium."
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"Yeah, um..."
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"What makes you say they're bisexual?"
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"Does this happen often?"
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"Well, you know, it's part of the charm."
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"It's mom's old 'Vo."
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"It keeps me humble."
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"Well, excuse me."
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"You're a Holmvik, not a Humblevik."
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"You finally got something not to be humble about."
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"Right."
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"Okay, we're going to the Volvo dealership."
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"Well, I think we'll go to dinner, and then after..."
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"No, after dinner,"
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"you're gonna be cresting a buck thirty"
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"in your brand-new black vagina finder."
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"OK, well..."
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"You know, I think black cars attract a lot of heat, so..."
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"I wasn't talking about the car."
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"Have you seen that B.E.T. Network?"
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"Can't believe that selfish bitch is keeping his dad"
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"- all to himself. - Ah!"
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"- He's being a little bitch. - Selfish little bitch, man."
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"You can't keep Thor from all the mortals."
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"He belongs to us."
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"Yeah, well, at least we have a at locker now."
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"Dude, if he were here right now, I'd be like..."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah!"
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"Yeah, I'd be like, "hey, oh, hi, Ders."
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"Oh, yeah, buh-bye, Ders!""
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"Oh, split your head open, more like it!"
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"And then you die!"
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""Hey, where's this guy's butthole?""
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"I'm gonna be, "right there.""
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"And he's gonna be like,"
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""well, I'm gonna dive on into your ass!""
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"How about you show us a little r-e-s-pee in your mouth?"
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