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Clips from The Goldbergs - Snow Day (S04E04)

"Can't we at least go outside and build one tiny awesome snow fortress?"
The Goldbergs
"Absolutely not!"
The Goldbergs
"You shovel that walkway before it turns into ice."
The Goldbergs
"And no forts. I mean it!"
The Goldbergs
"ADULT ADAM: Naturally, we did the opposite 'cause forts are awesome!"
The Goldbergs
"Good job, dude."
The Goldbergs
"I can't feel my fingers, but this definitely was two hours well spent."
The Goldbergs
"Do you think maybe we should shovel the walkway a little"
The Goldbergs
"so Dad doesn't totally freak?"
The Goldbergs
"Yeah, we should. After a quick expansion."
The Goldbergs
"Quick's good. What are you thinking?"
The Goldbergs
"I'm picturing a master bedroom"
The Goldbergs
"with an attached bath, butler's quarters, a dojo,"
The Goldbergs
"one of those maze gardens, all of the rooms from Clue,"
The Goldbergs
"an indoor basketball court."
The Goldbergs
"A basketball court inside a snow fort?"
The Goldbergs
"That's just the first floor."
The Goldbergs
"The second level's where the party's at."
The Goldbergs
"Hot tub, sauna, fire pit."
The Goldbergs
"You don't think that'll create an awful lot of heat?"
The Goldbergs
"Yeah, once the word gets out."
The Goldbergs
"MURRAY: Son of a bitch."
The Goldbergs
"A fort?"
The Goldbergs
"I told you dumbasses to shovel the walk!"
The Goldbergs
"Crap! It's Dad."
The Goldbergs
"He's coming for us. We're so dead!"
The Goldbergs
"You get your asses out of there"
The Goldbergs
"before that thing collapses and traps you in an icy tomb."
The Goldbergs
"Stay strong. We're untouchable in here."
The Goldbergs
""Untouchable"? I'll show you untouchable!"
The Goldbergs
"He's shimmying!"
The Goldbergs
"Oh, no! He's entering the snow fort! I never thought this would happen!"
The Goldbergs
"MURRAY: Ah! I'm stuck!"
The Goldbergs
"I can't move my arms! My arms are stuck!"
The Goldbergs
"How are your arms stuck? It's snow. It's soft."
The Goldbergs
"I'm wedged in! My circulation's failing me!"
The Goldbergs
"I can feel it! I'm gonna die in here!"
The Goldbergs
"(BOTH LAUGH)"
The Goldbergs
"He thinks he's dying."
The Goldbergs
"Stop laughing! Stop laughing at me right now!"
The Goldbergs
"Why are we hiding from this man? Look at him."
The Goldbergs
"These are my last breaths! I can see my last breaths!"
The Goldbergs
"He's so scared and vulnerable, and it's hilarious."
The Goldbergs
"This is how it's gonna end for me. In an icy igloo with you two morons."
The Goldbergs
"- He's freaking out. - Shut up and help me!"
The Goldbergs
"You got it, pal."
The Goldbergs
"(GRUNTING)"
The Goldbergs
"You're not trying to help me."
The Goldbergs
"You're just playing with my face to mess with me."
The Goldbergs
"Dude, you push like this."
The Goldbergs
"Stop!"
The Goldbergs
"(BLEEP)"
The Goldbergs
"(BLEEP)"
The Goldbergs
"(BLEEP)"
The Goldbergs
"ADULT ADAM: As we continued to mess with my dad,"
The Goldbergs
"my mom was cleaning Erica's room."
The Goldbergs
"Well, okay, she was ransacking it like an FBI agent."
The Goldbergs
"It was a desperate attempt to uncover the person"
The Goldbergs
"Erica chose as her hero."
The Goldbergs
"And then she found it."
The Goldbergs
"Hidden in plain view behind the circuit board of a Lite-Brite,"
The Goldbergs
"the piece of paper that would change my mom's life forever!"
The Goldbergs
"Dad, I stumbled upon something incredible"
The Goldbergs
"hidden in Erica's room, and I need to tell someone,"
The Goldbergs
"but I can't because she'll never forgive me."
The Goldbergs
"Okay, you twisted my arm, so here it is."
The Goldbergs
"I'm Erica's hero. Me, baby, me!"
The Goldbergs
"Well, I'm glad this worked out for you."
The Goldbergs
"You know what this means, right? I have succeeded as a mother."
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"Now, I know there were times when I quietly wondered"
The Goldbergs
"if I had failed as a mother, but now I know the truth."
The Goldbergs
"Success!"
The Goldbergs
"Did it ever occur to you that Erica hid that essay"
The Goldbergs
"so you wouldn't overreact like you are right now?"
The Goldbergs
"Did it occur to you that none of this matters"
The Goldbergs
"because I'm her hero?"
The Goldbergs
"Bevy, you snooped. You broke her trust."
The Goldbergs
"If I were you, I wouldn't speak a word of this."
The Goldbergs
"Obviously."
The Goldbergs
"Erica will never, ever know."
The Goldbergs
"ADULT ADAM: And she wouldn't. For 10 minutes."
The Goldbergs
"(SINGING ON RADIO)"
The Goldbergs
"- Suddenly, I'm up on top of the world - What the... "A Daughter and Her Hero"?"
The Goldbergs
"- It should've been somebody else - Oh, damn it. You know?"
The Goldbergs
"Know what?"
The Goldbergs
"That I'm your greatest American hero?"
The Goldbergs
"No, that's not true."
The Goldbergs
"- (LIP SYNCS) - Believe it or not, I'm walking on air"
The Goldbergs
"I never thought I could feel so free"
The Goldbergs
"For the record,"
The Goldbergs
"it is none of your business who my hero is."
The Goldbergs
"Who could it be?"
The Goldbergs
"Believe it or not it's just me"
The Goldbergs
"- (MUSIC STOPS) - I take it back, okay?"
The Goldbergs
"I take back every single word I wrote."
The Goldbergs
"You think you can just take it back"
The Goldbergs
"like a bathing suit you've worn three times"
The Goldbergs
"with the tags tucked in?"
The Goldbergs
"(LAUGHS)"
The Goldbergs
"- No way. I'm your hero. - No!"
The Goldbergs
"Our history together will show I think you're the absolute worst."
The Goldbergs
"But now I'll forever know how you really feel about me."
The Goldbergs
"Which is, quote,"
The Goldbergs
""Everything my mother does, comes from her heart.""
The Goldbergs
"Stop using my words against me! You are not my hero!"
The Goldbergs
"I read a document that says otherwise."
The Goldbergs
"God, you ruin everything!"
The Goldbergs
"And yet I'm your, quote, beacon on the hill."
The Goldbergs
"I resent you so much right now."
The Goldbergs
"But yet you love me, quote, more than anyone."
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"This is, quote, my worst nightmare."
The Goldbergs
"And it's my dream. (CHUCKLES)"
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"Like the song says, I'm walking on air."
The Goldbergs
"And I'm walking out."
The Goldbergs
"ADULT ADAM: As Erica's secret was out,"
The Goldbergs
"Barry and I were launching a secret plan"
The Goldbergs
"that would change everything."
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"Young Adam, we have been given a gift."
The Goldbergs
"We have seen, with our very eyes, the underbelly of our enemy."
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"- Dad? - Yes!"
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