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Clips from Abbott Elementary - Zoo Balloon (S01E01)

"You're here one day"
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"and in a totally different school tomorrow."
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"Well, not anymore, actually."
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"Just got this today."
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"You're full-time?"
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"Yeah, Abbott is a special place."
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"And you helped me realize that, so thank you."
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"Yeah."
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"Is there a skunk around here? Because my eyes are watering."
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"(both laugh)"
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"I got you a clam chowder"
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"since you loved it so much yesterday."
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"Oh!"
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"They sell clam chowder at the zoo?"
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"In -- In a bowl you can eat."
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"- Yay! - (Chuckles)"
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"And it helps with the search for food."
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"And that's why you don't feed a bird any meat, kids,"
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"because then they'll revert back into a T. Rex."
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"Now, who wants to go on a real tour?!"
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"Come on!"
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"I'm about to show y'all how I do."
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"- (sighs) - I should probably go with her"
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"so they don't wind up on the news."
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"- You -- Do you want some? - No, I just had some."
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"- You sure? - It's all for you."
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"I heard about Tariq's new gig."
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"The zoo is buzzing."
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"Yeah. I'm really happy for Tariq."
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"Can't imagine Abbott without you."
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"I really can't imagine not being at Abbott."
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"I can't, um..."
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"I'm -- I'm gonna go, uh, find some, uh, hippos."
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"Um... Guys."
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"- Careful. - BARBARA: Slow down, now."
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"Careful, careful."
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"(sighs)"
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"Are you at least having a good day at the zoo, Barb?"
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"You know, one of the last things I get to do with my students"
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"before they move on to first grade"
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"is to come out here and visit with Duster,"
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"and class after class, they graduate,"
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"and it seems like ol' Barbara is in the same place."
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"And... I just don't know"
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"if I have the energy for this anymore."
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"Maybe I should just move on."
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"Wow. Been kind of thinking the same thing lately."
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"What, you're thinking about quitting teaching?"
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"No. I'm thinking about --"
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"Wait, you're thinking about quitting teaching?"
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"- (chuckles) - TARIQ: Yeah, you know,"
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"none of these dinosaurs is actually real, you know,"
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"or else we'd all be a meal."
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"(laughs) Oh, wait! That's a bar."
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"You know, dinosaurs, they been extinct,"
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"went bye bye bye like NSYNC."
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"T. Rex, he's the meanest, got little arms,"
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"- can't even touch his -- - JANINE: Tariq! Tariq."
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"...head...because all the dinosaurs is dead."
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"Except me. Rawr!"
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"- (children screaming) - Raar! Raar!"
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"- Hey, baby. - Hi."
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"This is fun."
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"I wanted to talk to you about New York."
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"Yes, yes, okay."
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"So, I've been looking at some apartments"
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"and seeing the pricing, and, whoa, buddy, can't swing that."
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"- Yeah. - So I've been looking at"
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"some really roomy closets in, like, Bushwick."
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"- You know? - This is, um..."
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"It's a really big conversation."
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"- Uh, yeah, yeah. - Yeah."
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"And, look, I don't want to force any decisions"
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"on your behalf."
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"You know I'm a feminist."
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"That's why I let you pay for all my stuff, and --"
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"Yeah, and I appreciate that."
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"Um, it's just that..."
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"you know how much I love my job,"
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"and you know how much I love Philly."
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"And, um..."
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"What are you thinking, 'Neen?"
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"Just..."
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"You know how when a butterfly comes out of its cocoon?"
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"Are we talking, like, monarch butterfly?"
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"No, I, um..."
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"I guess what I'm saying..."
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"You know what? Never mind."
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"Cool."
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"Wait, I think you're missing a kid."
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"- What? - Yeah, yeah."
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"When I move, you move!"
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"CHILDREN: Just like that!"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're down one backup singer."
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"That's supposed to have more bass in it."
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"Kenny!"
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"Yes, yes, Kenny."
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"That's my bass. Kenny."
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"Oh, my God. We lost Kenny."
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"I lost Kenny. I lost a kid. I'm negligent."
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"Damn. You're supposed to be the boring, dependable one."
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"This is an unsanctioned field trip."
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"I'm not doing jail time for you."
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"Melissa, get zoo security to make an announcement."
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"- On it. - Jacob, Zach,"
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"I need you to check the buses thoroughly,"
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"- then stand near the exit. - Let's go."
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"Gregory, Janine, check the zoo balloon"
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"in case Kenny goes airborne."
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"- Kids love balloons. - Okay."
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"Tariq, Ava, stay here"
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"- with the other children. - Kenny!"
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"- Got it. - Taylor, watch them."
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"- together now. - JANINE: Kenny!"
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"Kenny!"
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"Kenny? Oh, my God."
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"I cannot believe I lost him."
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"- What I was thinking? - It's all right."
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"BOTH: Kenny!"
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"I have been through this many times before."
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