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Clips from Abbott Elementary - Zoo Balloon (S01E01)

"(Gregory and Janine shouting "Kenny!")"
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"The worst was 2005."
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"A child by the name of August got lost in The Hershey Factory,"
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"looking for a chocolate river."
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"Mnh!"
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"Kondo, you so crazy."
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"I am so bored."
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"MR. JOHNSON: Oh, you're bored?"
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"Then write me a one-page essay due by the end of the day."
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"About what?"
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"Um, how about superheroes?"
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"Can I just draw?"
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"Whatever it takes to keep you out of my hair."
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"Sir, you are bald."
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"Kenny!"
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"Kenny."
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"Gregory, I found him."
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"- I got it, I got it. - Uh, are you sure?"
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"Yeah. Hey, Kenny."
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"We were so worried about you. Are you all right?"
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"(basket door closes)"
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"- Hey, uh, excuse me, sir. - Hmm?"
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"- We -- We need to get off. - Too late, little lady."
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"As the saying goes,"
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"once the gate's closed, it's away we goes!"
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"(metal clinks)"
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"- (basket creaks) - (gasps)"
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"(indistinct conversations)"
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"Well, this should be interesting."
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"Janine was afraid of heights going up a ladder,"
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"and now she's much higher."
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"GUIDE: Over there is the new Schuylkill Boardwalk."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Hey, could you let go of my hand, please?"
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"- Oh. - Check that out if you can."
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"Are you afraid, Ms. Teagues?"
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"Yes. Ms. Teagues is afraid of heights."
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"You know, I gotta tell you,"
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"watching you snap into Super Barbara Mode,"
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"that really took me back"
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"to when we started working at Abbott."
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"That was back when I used to dress like Janine."
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"(laughs)"
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"You're not a turturro."
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"- Tuatara. - Whatever."
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"My point is, unlike the fancy lizard,"
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"no one's gonna take you and put you in the back."
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"I mean, it's up to you."
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"My opinion -- you've gotten better with age."
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"Like good wine"
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"- and Stanley Tucci. - (chuckles)"
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"Well, you know, maybe one day, I will pack it in."
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"But today is not that day."
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"- Mnh-mnh. - (chuckles)"
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"Is that a water ice?"
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"I was looking for the kid while I was getting it."
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"JANINE: Kenny, it was very scary when you ran away."
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"Everyone was worried about you."
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"And we need to get off this balloon."
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"(sighs) Look, second grade is gonna be incredible."
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"You're gonna love it just as much as first grade --"
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"maybe even more."
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"And sometimes, the best things you can ever do are..."
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"the scary things."
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"And they help you grow."
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"GUIDE: You can see William Penn really well from up here."
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"And you're gonna have a pretty cool teacher"
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"to help you every step of the way."
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"(sighs)"
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"So we're gonna do this together, you know?"
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"We're going to love it, even if it scares us."
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"So now do you love being on this balloon?"
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"No, I'm still very scared."
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"But I'm gonna try to be brave and stand up."
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"Okay."
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"Let's look over the side!"
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"Oh, da da da! Not that brave yet."
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"(wind whistling)"
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"- Ms. Teagues? - Huh?"
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"You're squeezing me."
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"- Ohh. There we go. - Whoo!"
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"JANINE: Oh, my God. What a ride."
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"Did you see me up there?"
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"I am so happy that Kenny is fine"
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"and that we're gonna get him to the second grade,"
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"but, like, I don't know."
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"What a rush! (laughs)"
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"I can make changes."
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"And...change is good."
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"Everyone's making changes."
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"I am always out of breath."
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"It's like... What is that?"
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"Because I feel like I should get that checked out."
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"Ooh! You did that, baby."
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"(chuckles) That's crazy."
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"I was -- You was up in the sky."
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"I was -- I was scared, honestly. I was very scared."
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"I started rapping when I was scared. I was like..."
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"(rapping) ♪ That's my little balloon baby ♪"
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"♪ Stay away from them squirrels ♪"
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"♪ You might get them new rabies ♪"
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"Tariq, I'm so proud of you."
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"You've worked really hard,"
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"and now you're getting your big break."
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"Well, you know, it's a little break,"
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"but I'm grateful for it, like how I'm grateful for you."
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"Tariq, I think our lives are going down different paths."
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"I think we should take a break."
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"A break from what, 'Neen?"
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"I don't want to move to New York."
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"So...you want to do long distance?"
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"No. I want us to take a break"
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"for the time that you're in New York."
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"I'm sorry."
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"We've been together since bag lunches."
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"- Like... - I know."
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"I'm jelly, you're peanut butter."
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"I know, Tariq."
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"I-I don't... (sighs)"
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