Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Sweet Taste of Liberty (S01E01)

"We're building an igloo in Central Park. It's gonna be legendary."
How I Met Your Mother
"Snowsuit up!"
How I Met Your Mother
"Ted, Ted, Ted. Right here!"
How I Met Your Mother
"This is happening."
How I Met Your Mother
"Now, you can either put the bags on the carousel now"
How I Met Your Mother
"or you can listen to me give you a really long speech"
How I Met Your Mother
"convincing you to put the bags on the carousel. Your move."
How I Met Your Mother
"Ted, since the dawn of time, mankind has struggled..."
How I Met Your Mother
"That night, Marshall had a ton of studying to do,"
How I Met Your Mother
"So, Lily went out with Robin"
How I Met Your Mother
"who was new to New York and looking for a friend,"
How I Met Your Mother
"I'm so glad we finally get to hang out,"
How I Met Your Mother
"- just the two of us. - Yeah."
How I Met Your Mother
"And you sure you're okay giving up your Friday night"
How I Met Your Mother
"to hang with an old, almost-married lady?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Oh, please. I'm so sick of the meat-market scene."
How I Met Your Mother
"Guys are like the subway."
How I Met Your Mother
"You miss one, another one comes along in five minutes."
How I Met Your Mother
"Unless it's the end of the night, and then you get on anything."
How I Met Your Mother
"Compliments of that guy."
How I Met Your Mother
"Really? Sweet."
How I Met Your Mother
"Oh. For you it's $6."
How I Met Your Mother
"I guess that's one drawback to being engaged."
How I Met Your Mother
"- I'm sure that's why he did it. - Hey."
How I Met Your Mother
"Oh, hello."
How I Met Your Mother
"So, did you just get in from Detroit?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Japan."
How I Met Your Mother
"Okay, carousel four is tapped out. Ready?"
How I Met Your Mother
"'Cause I'm about to drop some knowledge. Cute girls are not from Buffalo."
How I Met Your Mother
"Time out. Ten o'clock."
How I Met Your Mother
"You ready to rock this, Tedder?"
How I Met Your Mother
"All right, I think we need to refine our back-story first."
How I Met Your Mother
"- How did we... - Ted! You klutzy, great guy you!"
How I Met Your Mother
"Hey. Barney."
How I Met Your Mother
"- Hi. - My God, are you okay?"
How I Met Your Mother
"- I am so sorry. - It's fine, no."
How I Met Your Mother
"You were a little shaky on your landing. I'd give you a 9.2."
How I Met Your Mother
"Hi, I'm Ted."
How I Met Your Mother
"Laura. Look, I'm really sorry that we have to hit and run,"
How I Met Your Mother
"but we've got a plane to catch."
How I Met Your Mother
"- Oh, where are you headed? - Philadelphia."
How I Met Your Mother
"- Philly? That's where we're headed. - You are?"
How I Met Your Mother
"- Well, then, we'll see you on the plane. - Yes, you will."
How I Met Your Mother
"- Follow them. Tickets on me. - No. Barney!"
How I Met Your Mother
"Don't you get on that escalator!"
How I Met Your Mother
"And don't you dare get on that subsequent escalator!"
How I Met Your Mother
"- Are you all right? - Yeah."
How I Met Your Mother
"Hey, guess where I am? I'm on a... Ready? Plane to... Ready? Philadelphia."
How I Met Your Mother
"- That is awesome. - Hey, is that Marshall?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Marshall, stop whatever you're doing,"
How I Met Your Mother
"get in that hoopty-ass Fiero of yours and come meet us in Philly."
How I Met Your Mother
"It's gonna be legendary!"
How I Met Your Mother
"Man, I wish I could, guys..."
How I Met Your Mother
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I sent you some pictures on my phone. Check it."
How I Met Your Mother
"Philly!"
How I Met Your Mother
"Admit it, you're having fun."
How I Met Your Mother
"This much... 35,000 feet of fun."
How I Met Your Mother
"Well, I didn't think I'd be flying to Philadelphia"
How I Met Your Mother
"when I woke up this morning, I'll give you that."
How I Met Your Mother
"Attaboy. Now let's go talk to those girls."
How I Met Your Mother
"Wait, wait. The seat-belt sign's on."
How I Met Your Mother
"Ted, you've been living your whole life in a seat belt."
How I Met Your Mother
"It's time to unclick."
How I Met Your Mother
"- Sir, seat-belt light's on. - Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry."
How I Met Your Mother
"Well, I grew up in Park Slope."
How I Met Your Mother
"Oh, I love Park Slope. When did you move to Manhattan?"
How I Met Your Mother
"- You're from Park Slope? - No, she is."
How I Met Your Mother
"So, where are you from? Heaven?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Yeah, I'm a ghost."
How I Met Your Mother
"I died 15 years ago, like that pick-up line."
How I Met Your Mother
"- God, I'm so sorry. - Oh, believe me, I've been there."
How I Met Your Mother
"I have this line that I use when guys come up... Check it out."
How I Met Your Mother
"Hey."
How I Met Your Mother
"You take this one, I'll save it for the next one."
How I Met Your Mother
"- So, what brings you guys to Philly? - We're visiting our boyfriends."
How I Met Your Mother
"I think Chris is gonna propose this weekend."
How I Met Your Mother
"Isn't that great?"
How I Met Your Mother
"So great."
How I Met Your Mother
"So, there we were,"
How I Met Your Mother
"stuck on an airplane to Philadelphia with two very un-single girls,"
How I Met Your Mother
"All thanks to your Uncle Barney,"
How I Met Your Mother
"Aren't they cute?"
How I Met Your Mother
"- They're both linebackers for the Eagles. - Both!"
How I Met Your Mother
"Both of their boyfriends are linebackers."
How I Met Your Mother
"You're going to Philly? Why?"
How I Met Your Mother
"I didn't ask."
How I Met Your Mother
"Well, it sounds like you're having a lot more fun than I am."
How I Met Your Mother
"I'm just talking to guys' backs while they hit on Robin."
How I Met Your Mother
"Well, yeah, I bet she gets that a lot."
How I Met Your Mother
"Don't you bet I get that a lot?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Not with a ring on your finger."
How I Met Your Mother
"I mean, you know, guys see the ring, it's, like, Marshall parking only."
How I Met Your Mother
"Oh, of course. That's it. The ring."
How I Met Your Mother
"I guess I'm not used to it yet."
How I Met Your Mother
"Oh, it's totally the ring. If you took that ring off your finger"
How I Met Your Mother
"you'd have a ton of guys crowding your junk."
How I Met Your Mother
"I'm not gonna take off my ring."
How I Met Your Mother
"Wouldn't you be jealous of guys swarming all over my beeswax?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Oh, yeah. You know me, I'm the jealous type."
How I Met Your Mother
"Any goon so much as looks at you, I'll sock him in the kisser!"
How I Met Your Mother
"No, seriously, you girls have a good time tonight."
How I Met Your Mother
"Bye."
How I Met Your Mother
"Robin! Robin!"
How I Met Your Mother
"Hey, I'm over here."
How I Met Your Mother
"Going to Philly!"
How I Met Your Mother
"Marshall, don't come to Philly."
How I Met Your Mother
"But we're on an adventure."
How I Met Your Mother
"We're on a tarmac in Philadelphia."
How I Met Your Mother
"Crazy adventure."
How I Met Your Mother
"Fine."
How I Met Your Mother
"No. No. The night has just started."
How I Met Your Mother
"Look, airport bar. Flight attendants."
How I Met Your Mother
"They'll get your tray table in its full, upright position."
How I Met Your Mother
"- Say what? - Passengers Mosby and Stinson?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Please come with us, gentlemen."
How I Met Your Mother
"- Keep your hands where I can see them. - Barney, I am going to kill you."
How I Met Your Mother
"Don't say you're gonna kill someone in front of airport security."
How I Met Your Mother
"Not cool. Not cool."
How I Met Your Mother
"This is an outrage."
How I Met Your Mother
"We are international businessmen"
How I Met Your Mother
Show more clips