Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Sweet Taste of Liberty (S01E01)

"You wanna be single?"
How I Met Your Mother
"You wanna fight off loser guys all night? Does that seem like fun to you?"
How I Met Your Mother
"I guess I just wanted to throw this net back into the ocean"
How I Met Your Mother
"and see how many fish I could catch."
How I Met Your Mother
"So far, one. One gay dolphin."
How I Met Your Mother
"And Marshall."
How I Met Your Mother
"Lily, all these girls here tonight"
How I Met Your Mother
"are all hoping to catch what you've already got."
How I Met Your Mother
"You're right. I know."
How I Met Your Mother
"Hey, do you wanna go get coffee and have an actual conversation?"
How I Met Your Mother
"If by coffee you mean cheesecake, then yes."
How I Met Your Mother
"Hey, I got the club soda. Let's see that booty."
How I Met Your Mother
"Thank you so much."
How I Met Your Mother
"You wanna mess, pal?"
How I Met Your Mother
"That's my fiancÈe's hot backside that you're dabbing!"
How I Met Your Mother
"- Marshall, no! - Baby, please."
How I Met Your Mother
"Don't ever take that ring off again, no matter how awesome I say that it is."
How I Met Your Mother
"- It's okay, man. - Back off, hombre!"
How I Met Your Mother
"I'm not that afraid to fight you!"
How I Met Your Mother
"You wanna test this, guy? Be my guest, come on."
How I Met Your Mother
"Marshall, he's gay."
How I Met Your Mother
"Oh, thank God. I've never been in a fight before."
How I Met Your Mother
"You don't say."
How I Met Your Mother
"So, it turned out Uncle Marshall really was the jealous type,"
How I Met Your Mother
"Unfortunately, that guy's boyfriend? Also the jealous type,"
How I Met Your Mother
"Could've licked the Liberty Bell."
How I Met Your Mother
"We're going to the airport."
How I Met Your Mother
"Bong."
How I Met Your Mother
"Bong."
How I Met Your Mother
"Why do I hang out with you? Why?"
How I Met Your Mother
"All I wanted was to have a regular beer at my regular bar,"
How I Met Your Mother
"with my regular friends in my regular city."
How I Met Your Mother
"Ted, Ted, Ted."
How I Met Your Mother
"- You're not even looking. - No, I'm not."
How I Met Your Mother
"Look, our forefathers died for the pursuit of happiness. Okay?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Not for the sit-around-and-wait of happiness."
How I Met Your Mother
"Now, if you want, you can go to the same bar, drink the same beer,"
How I Met Your Mother
"talk to the same people every day. Or you can lick the Liberty Bell."
How I Met Your Mother
"You can grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it."
How I Met Your Mother
"That was beautiful, man."
How I Met Your Mother
"Thanks, Leonard."
How I Met Your Mother
"Ted, you're missing out on a valuable life lesson here."
How I Met Your Mother
"Look, I don't need you to teach me how to live, okay? I know how to live."
How I Met Your Mother
"If you wanna go lick the Liberty Bell, just go lick it yourself."
How I Met Your Mother
"- No. It has to be the two of us. - Why? Why do you need me?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Because you're my best friend, all right?"
How I Met Your Mother
"You don't have to tell me I'm yours. But the way I see it, we're a team."
How I Met Your Mother
"Without you, I'm just the dynamic uno,"
How I Met Your Mother
"So, fine."
How I Met Your Mother
"If you wanna go home, then we'll go home."
How I Met Your Mother
"Fine. We'll go lick the Liberty Bell."
How I Met Your Mother
"Good, 'cause we're here."
How I Met Your Mother
"I had no idea how Barney redirected the cab without me knowing,"
How I Met Your Mother
"but we got out, Dana let us in,"
How I Met Your Mother
"and by God, we licked the Liberty Bell,"
How I Met Your Mother
"- And you know what it tastes like? - What?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Freedom."
How I Met Your Mother
"No, actually it tastes like pennies."
How I Met Your Mother
"Oh, my God. Did you guys really do that?"
How I Met Your Mother
"We really did,"
How I Met Your Mother
"And that was when I realized why I hung out with Barney,"
How I Met Your Mother
"I never got where I thought I wanted to go, but I always got a great story,"
How I Met Your Mother
"So, that girl you were talking to, that was Mom?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Kids, every story in a man's life is like a dot"
How I Met Your Mother
"- in an impressionist painting, and when... - So that's a no?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Yeah, that's a no."
How I Met Your Mother
"So there was this one night, before I met your mother,"
How I Met Your Mother
"when I really wanted to go to the bar."
How I Met Your Mother
"The bar. Big surprise."
How I Met Your Mother
"You sure spent a lot of time in bars."
How I Met Your Mother
"Well, that's just what we did back then."
How I Met Your Mother
"Me, Marshall and Lily, Barney, Robin,"
How I Met Your Mother
"We all used to hang out at this one bar called MacLaren's,"
How I Met Your Mother
"But then one night..."
How I Met Your Mother
"- Why don't we go to MacLaren's? - Let's go to MacLaren's."
How I Met Your Mother
"You guys talking to each other?"
How I Met Your Mother
"- Nobody's listening? - What's wrong with MacLaren's?"
How I Met Your Mother
"MacLaren's is bore snore. Ted, tonight we're gonna go out."
How I Met Your Mother
"We're gonna meet some ladies, it's gonna be legendary. Phone-five!"
How I Met Your Mother
"I had no idea why I hung out with Barney,"
How I Met Your Mother
"You didn't phone-five, did you? I know when you don't phone-five, Ted."
How I Met Your Mother
"Come on. We always go to MacLaren's."
How I Met Your Mother
"Yeah, 'cause MacLaren's is fun."
How I Met Your Mother
"MacLaren's is this much fun."
How I Met Your Mother
"What I'm offering is the chance to have this much fun."
How I Met Your Mother
"See, you say that. You say it's gonna be this much fun,"
How I Met Your Mother
"but most of the time, it ends up being this much fun."
How I Met Your Mother
"This much fun is good. It's safe. It's guaranteed."
How I Met Your Mother
"This hand-gesture thing doesn't really work on the phone, does it?"
How I Met Your Mother
"No, it doesn't."
How I Met Your Mother
"Get in the cab. Marshall, you, too."
How I Met Your Mother
"I wish I could. I think Lily and I are just gonna..."
How I Met Your Mother
"- I understand. Get in the cab. - Why can Marshall say no?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Because he's getting laid."
How I Met Your Mother
"Consistently."
How I Met Your Mother
"Ted, Ted, Ted. Right here."
How I Met Your Mother
"You keep going to the same bar. You're in a rut."
How I Met Your Mother
"And I am a rut-buster. I'm going to bust your rut."
How I Met Your Mother
"It's not a rut, okay? It's a routine and I like it."
How I Met Your Mother
"Ted, what's the first syllable in "rut-tine"?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Peace out, suckers!"
How I Met Your Mother
"All right, so what's this legendary plan?"
How I Met Your Mother
"First, we gotta pick someone up at the airport."
How I Met Your Mother
"- Okay, I'm out of here. - Estaban, doors!"
How I Met Your Mother
"Okay, we just do this one little thing and the rest of the night is ours."
How I Met Your Mother
"Why do you have those suitcases and who are we picking up?"
How I Met Your Mother
"I don't know. Maybe her. Or her."
How I Met Your Mother
"Wait. So, when you said you were going to pick someone up at the airport,"
How I Met Your Mother
"you meant you were going to pick someone up at the airport?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Scenario."
How I Met Your Mother
"Couple of girls fly into town looking for a fun weekend in NYC"
How I Met Your Mother
"when they meet two handsome international businessmen"
How I Met Your Mother
"just back from a lucrative trip to Japan."
How I Met Your Mother
"Sample dialog. You have a wheelie bag?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Why, I have a wheelie bag."
How I Met Your Mother
"- You've got to be kidding me. - False."
How I Met Your Mother
"Sidebar. Tuck in your shirt. You look sketchy."
How I Met Your Mother
"- I'm sketchy? - Trust me, it's gonna be legendary."
How I Met Your Mother
"Don't say legendary, okay?"
How I Met Your Mother
"You're too liberal with the word legendary."
How I Met Your Mother
Show more clips