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Clips from The Toy (1982)

"Who we gonna tell, God?"
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"What are you gonna say? "Hey, God! Life's unfair.""
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"You know what he's gonna say? "Tough titty.""
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"No, in our newspaper."
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"We're not doing a newspaper, remember?"
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"We could interview Fancy, Barkley and everybody."
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"They wouldn't talk to us. They work for your dad."
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"You can make them talk."
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"Didn't you see All the President's Men?"
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"Reporters make people talk, if they're any good."
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"You told me you were good. I believe you..."
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"...so we're gonna start a newspaper. Let's shove off."
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"I want to be the editor."
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"I wanna call you "Scoop.""
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"Shut up before I let you go."
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"Don't let go."
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"You don't know anything about running a newspaper."
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"You got that, Scoop?"
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"Quit calling me "Scoop.""
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"Just because your dad owns one..."
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"...doesn't mean you can run one, does it?"
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"I hate typing."
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"I hate you calling me "Scoop." I want to be the editor."
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"You're doing it by yourself, champ."
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"I'm doing it myself!"
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"I'm doing it myself! I'm doing it myself!"
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"Jack... Jack... I'm gonna fall."
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"I got you. I got you. I got you!"
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"I got you! You give up?"
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"One, two, three, that's all! I was robbed! This guy is..."
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"You're nuts, but I love you."
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"Eric! Come on, Scoop. Get up! Time to go to work."
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"- Come on, I just... - Come on, Scoop. Hey, wait!"
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"Just a minute, my friend. I'm gonna take your picture for the paper."
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"All right. Say "cheese.""
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"Jack, I'm gonna get you for this!"
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"You're in for it."
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"Couldn't we get these in a 40-Iow?"
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"Come on, Jack. I'll race you for a beer."
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"The last one in is a rotten egg."
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"Come on, Jack. You gotta let me win this."
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"Come on. Don't do that to me."
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"Let's go up there, man, and take a rest."
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"Careful. It's hot."
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"- Race you up to the top of the hill. - Okay."
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"First one up is a rotten egg."
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"If my father's rotten, does it mean I'll be rotten too?"
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"Probably."
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"- What if I don't want to be? - You can't do much about it."
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"You're hopelessly locked in. You can't avert it."
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"If you're hopeless too, I don't mind."
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"What's Angela like?"
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"I thought we were talking about your father."
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"What's she like?"
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"She's like America."
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"She loves to fight. A good fighter."
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"She loves to take on chemical companies. Like that."
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"Stuff that pollutes the world. And she loves the underdog."
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"And she loves to be filled with righteous indignation."
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"She's pretty wonderful. Probably what your father would call a pinko."
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"Do you mate a lot?"
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"What? Animals mate."
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"Well, you know, go to bed... Make it."
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"- It's none of your damn business. - What's it like?"
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"Doesn't anybody talk to you, like your father?"
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"What do you do with your..."
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"...thing?"
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"What do you do..."
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"Is this a hypothetical question or is there a lady involved?"
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"Somebody going to your school?"
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"There's only boys in my school, dummy."
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"What's her name?"
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"- Megan. - Megan. You like her?"
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"Yeah. She goes to St. Mary's."
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"We have stupid parties with them all the time."
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"Know what to do next time you have a party?"
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"You go up to her, very gently. Take her by the hand..."
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"...gently. You kinda pull her to you and you jump on her bones."
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"Oh, come on, Jack!"
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"- Are you serious? No kidding around? - No."
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"Why don't you call her?"
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"Play bingo or something."
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"Buy her a puppy. Get her some ice cream. Play tiddlywinks."
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"Jack, you're asking for it again."
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"Show her how much money you have."
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"Tell her you're from the Bates Millionaire Club."
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"Why won't anybody tell me?"
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"I was just kidding, man."
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"Listen, you gotta be nice to her."
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"Tell her how you really feel. Take a chance."
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"Stop being so tough. They don't like that."
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"Women like it when you're sincere. They respond too."
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"She'll look in your face, check out your eyes."
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"She'd really like you if you'd show her what you're made of."
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"Do you know what I mean?"
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"And don't worry about your thing."
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"Plenty of time for that."
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"Just show her some of your heart, what you're made of."
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"You're made of a lot, you know."
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"Yeah, but the guys at school say..."
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"...if you don't make it with a girl a week, you'll go nuts."
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"They're nuts."
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"Don't you know that?"
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"Don't you know that physical love is the easy part?"
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"The hard part is loving somebody with your heart."
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"That's the hard part."
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"Yeah, but... I love her with my heart."
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"Well, do you ever tell her, "I love you with all my heart"?"
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"No. But I'm definitely gonna tell her that I love her with all my heart."
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"And then you're gonna jump her bones?"
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"You gonna jump her bones? Are you gonna jump her bones?"
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"Eric and I are gonna start a newspaper tomorrow."
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"I just love educational toys."
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"I'll show him how to do an interview..."
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"...and put it into newspaper form."
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"Use his camera. He has a photocopier in his room."
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"It's a shame to waste that equipment."
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"Wonderful. Splendid."
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"I was wondering if you'd tell us how you and your wife met."
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"And we'd sorta do a practice run on you."
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