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Clips from The Toy (1982)

"Now just a minute here!"
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"Boys will be boys, God bless him."
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"- Finish your dinner. - Get me a hammer."
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"- Not until you eat. - Get me a hammer."
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"If you don't come and finish your dinner..."
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"...you won't open that until tomorrow."
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"Are you crazy?"
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"What's going on in here?"
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"She won't help me open my present. She won't give me a hammer."
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"- What the hell is that? - Help!"
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"You said I could have anything."
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"Help, please. I need air."
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"Schatzie, get a hammer."
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"- Can I have some air? - Who are you?"
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"I'm the new part-time cleaning lady, sir, at the store."
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"What are you doing in there?"
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"Your son came along and asked them..."
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"...to wrap me up, which they did, in a box."
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"This box."
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"I hope you have a good explanation for this."
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"You said anything in the store. Well, he was in the store."
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"I get to open it. It's my present."
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"What?"
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"Hurry!"
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"Please hurry."
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"Didn't I tell you to shave?"
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"- Sorry. - Sir."
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"Sorry, sir."
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"- I mean, come here. - No way."
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"Wait a minute. Let's not be too hasty."
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"- I'll pay you on an hourly basis. - Sir."
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"All right, I'll pay you on an hourly basis, sir."
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"No."
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"What sort of a position are you looking for?"
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"- Slave sound too crass? - I'm serious."
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"I am too. I'm a journalist."
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"I've been trying to get a job on your newspaper."
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"The only black people you hire do windows, mop floors..."
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"I don't like it. I tried it. Believe me, I have dignity."
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"Take those firecrackers and... Never mind."
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"- That's not the way out. - Go get him, Daddy."
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"- Wait. What's your name? - Jack Brown."
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"I only have the boy for one week a year."
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"Get better lawyers. That's too long."
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"- I love him. - Frankly, I don't give a damn."
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"- He wants you to stay. - He wants to see if you can make me."
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"He's manipulative. It's a power play."
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"You know, if you were a little less hysterical..."
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"...you'd suggest I pay you what I pay my reporters for a week."
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"- $400. - For babysitting?"
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"Step in my office."
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"Isn't that a magnificent arrangement of dominoes?"
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"It's really something."
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"- It took me over a month to set it up. - A month? Wow!"
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"It's rewarding. Have a seat."
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"I'm a man who gets what he wants by patience."
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"Some people exercise their tibias or fibulas..."
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"I exercise my patience."
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"Patience."
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"No hole."
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"Just bite the end off. And spit it in your hand."
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"Eric's not a bad boy. High-spirited. I like that."
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"I like him."
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"- You'll like him. - I'm crazy about him."
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"He should understand that money means never being sorry."
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"That's about the only thing he does understand."
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"That's not an ashtray, you asshole."
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"That's an ashtray."
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"What you're offering me isn't a job. It's an insult."
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"I'm insulted and I'm splitting."
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"All right, what do you need?"
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"I need?"
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"- $10,000. - Ten..."
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"You're not a reporter. You're a crook."
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"You didn't ask me what I'd settle for."
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"- That's what I meant. - Let's start at 1000 and work up."
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"That's highway robbery."
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"I'd settle for $400 and a job on The Bugle."
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"There isn't any job on the paper."
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"- 1500. - Deal."
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"- 2000. - Now, wait a minute."
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"We had a deal."
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"- Two-five. - Fine, but for that kind of money..."
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"...if Eric blows his nose, you wipe it."
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"- 3000. - Two-five."
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"- Two-seven. - Two-five is my top."
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"- $3000. - I wonder if Eric knows..."
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"...what kind of bastard he's getting."
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"I may be a bastard, Mr. Bates, but l..."
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"- I'll kill you! - Two-five is fine."
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"Two-five is excellent."
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"Are you at the store?"
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"Well, where are you? At U.S. Bates' house?"
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"The U.S. Bates' house? Clifford, hold it down."
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"- I'm working for U.S. Bates. - "I'm working for U.S. Bates.""
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"Not on the paper..."
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"A toy?"
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"- I'm U.S. Bates' toy. I'm not stoned. - Let's play. Get off the phone!"
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"No, he's not playing with me. I'm his son's toy, Eric."
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"He's got a son and he hired me..."
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"He's one of the nicest kids I've ever met. He's really..."
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"- Play with me! - He's wonderful."
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"- Ask me how much I'm making. - Get off the phone."
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"- Get off the phone! - Just ask me."
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"- $2500 a week! - Get off the phone!"
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"- Say goodbye! Come on! - He's a wonderful..."
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"- He's just wonderful. - You're paid to play, not to talk."
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"- Just a minute. How old are you? - Nine."
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"You want to live to be 10? Do you?"
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"- Fancy. - Wait until I'm done, U.S."
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"- I've got to talk to you. - But I'm busy."
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"What I have to tell you is important!"
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"- What am I supposed to do? - How do you turn off this machine?"
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"Oh, sugar. I like it like that."
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"- That was fun. - Please. I have a headache."
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"I've got something to say."
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"Is it about the party? Everything's arranged beautifully."
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"It's about Eric."
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"Oh, God! Has it been a year already?"
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"I forgot it was his week."
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