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Clips from The Toy (1982)

"You'll have to practice on someone else."
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"- Daddy? - It's just for your son, sir."
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"It's not like everybody doesn't know already."
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"Around here. But the boy..."
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"Are you ashamed of me?"
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"It's just the sweetest story."
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"I love it."
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"It's exactly like Cinderella."
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"Off the record?"
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"- You give me your word? - Absolutely. Off the record."
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"Go ahead, sugar."
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"Well, U.S. Was on his way home from Colorado, visiting Numero Two."
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"She's in a loony bin in Colorado Springs."
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"What I was doing in Colorado is irrelevant."
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"It's where I might be shortly. I think it's real relevant."
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"You know, I don't believe you know how to tell a story."
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"She was a little-bitty thing."
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"Scrawny, scared..."
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"...wobbling on platform sandals."
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"She was the newest, the youngest..."
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"...and the worst waitress in the bar."
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"It was a little bar outside of Amarillo, Texas."
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"Right next to a motel."
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"I remember she was..."
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"...wearing some kind of rayon-like uniform."
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"It hardly covered her."
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"With some kind of metal things on the front."
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"Propellers."
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"Propellers? Is that what they were?"
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"You didn't know that?"
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"The place was called the Fly-By- Nite. The motif was airplanes."
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"All this time you didn't know my metal things were propellers?"
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"You're the one who doesn't know how to tell a story."
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"U.S. Came through that door..."
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"...like the archangel Gabriel."
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"And he lifted me out of all that misery."
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"And he gave me new hair."
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"And then he gave me new boobs."
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"And a mink coat."
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"And a pink Continental."
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"And a charge card at Neiman's."
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"And I swear, if you don't believe in prayers and miracles..."
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"...all you gotta do is look at me."
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"I mean..."
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"...I am living proof."
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"What did your boobs look like before?"
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"Don't touch that table."
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"Now get the camera ready."
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"Stand over here."
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"And don't forget to focus. Okay?"
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"Sit in Daddy's chair."
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"Why? I don't want to be in the picture."
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"What did you turn the light on for?"
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"Hit the button on the left of the drawer."
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"I'm waiting."
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"Spoilsport."
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"Your father is very strange. Now take the picture."
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"Okay, duck."
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"Now turn out the light. Let's get out of here."
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"I can't take you anywhere!"
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"Be careful of the table."
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"Let's get out."
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"- Why did you stop? - My dominoes just went down."
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"He says, "You're responsible for the lunchroom." You know him."
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"I said, "Sure, yes. What'd you think? You know that.""
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"And he said, "You let that black man serve.""
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"I said, "Mr. Bates, Mr. Morehouse hired him."
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"I didn't hire him.""
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"Two more months, my pension would've taken care of my kids."
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"Can I take your photo?"
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"Why, sure! Let me get fixed."
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"I was employed... What was I talking about?"
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"When you were in England, sir."
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"I'm so sorry. Thank you very much."
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"- I was employed by an English lord. - Lord who, sir?"
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"A fellow called Lord Cavendish. He met this fellow Bates."
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"Met him in a theater queue or somewhere."
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"I don't know. It turned out they were both gamblers."
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"So they arranged to play a game of billiards."
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"Billiards. Take a pole, hit the balls into pockets."
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"At any rate my friend, my lord, my boss..."
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"...had a bit of luck and he won a herd of cattle."
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"Herefords or something. About 700 of them."
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"And Bates sent them over on a 747, first class."
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"And that was 1978. Good heavens, time goes quickly."
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"Well, '79, it must have been."
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"Well, Bates came over again and he won me."
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"Maybe Lord Cavendish should get better at pool."
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"God bless. God bless you."
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"Here's to Cavendish. May his pool game improve."
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"- What'll we call it? - Paste this down there."
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"- Don't move that over here. - Why not?"
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"It doesn't balance out."
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"You put it across the top. Big headline."
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"That's a good idea."
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"You know, the morning crew comes in at 8."
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"What morning crew?"
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"- At the Bugle. - So what?"
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"Well, we need a press. It's the only press in town, isn't it?"
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"You wanna use your father's press to print our newspaper?"
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"Yeah, it'll irk him."
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"I think."
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"Got it, I got it."
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"Were you ever a thief?"
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"Well, were you?"
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"Don't you know it's part of the black cultural imperative?"
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"Come on. Grab this."
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"I've got the key."
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"You've got the key? Why didn't you tell me?"
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"You didn't ask."
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"I didn't ask, huh?"
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"- Evening. - Evening. Have a nice evening."
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"We really could put out a paper every week."
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"Not just about Daddy, but everything else that's wrong."
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"Best of all, I wouldn't have to go back to that school."
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"Don't worry about that now."
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"The next phase is the press."
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"- No, gotta make a plate. - Is there anything you don't know?"
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"Police department?"
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"The Toy. Oh, man. All right!"
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