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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Touch of Eval(uations) (S12E12)

"So you can fit in a cup?"
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"A big cup. A nice cup."
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"- What's it called, Mort? - Urn."
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"- No. - Yes."
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"- Urn. - It's "urn.""
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"I'll think of it."
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"I'll get you some brochures on both options."
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"You can discuss. And, remember, this isn't life or death."
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"It's just death."
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"- Eh. - Jar? Bucket?"
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"Body bucket?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Our top story, kids rule..."
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"And teachers drool."
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"Oh, my gosh, that rhymes."
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"Yes, it's Teacher Evaluation Day."
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"We're here with our TV journalism teacher, Mr. Grant."
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"Gangbusters intro, girls."
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"What's an intro?"
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"So, where do you park?"
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"- The overflow lot. - Sad."
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"- Would you like to park in the good lot? - God, yes."
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"Mm. Then tell us what you think of our ideas for news segments."
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"- "Why school is dumb." - Love it."
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"- "What is ice, really?" - Newsy."
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""What's up with my parents?""
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"All amazing ideas."
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"Yeah, we know."
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ Kids rule ♪"
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"♪ And teachers drool ♪"
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"♪ Kids rule ♪"
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"♪ And teachers drool. ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"LOUISE: Still not"
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"- satisfied. - Yeah, I like our rebellious spirit,"
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"but it's harder to eat lunch sitting on the table."
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"It's like I need another table up here."
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"No. I'm still annoyed by the C Ms. LaBonz gave me"
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"on my polar bear project."
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"Oh, you're still upset about your shoebox diorama grade?"
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"Didn't you spend, like, literally one minute on that?"
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"When I saw it, it still had shoes in it."
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"It went over some people's heads, okay?"
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"But the real reason LaBonz gave me a C"
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"is because she has it out for me."
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"Maybe she just hates cotton balls?"
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"I mean, I think they're nice."
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"Ugh, Tina, don't defend teachers."
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"They're teachers."
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"Well, they're also people."
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"They have names and everything."
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"I mean, last names."
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"They might have first names,"
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"but no one knows what they are."
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"Here, Lin, look."
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"A nice grassy double plot on a hill."
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"Under an oak tree. It's like a pretty picnic spot."
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"It's just us, having a forever picnic."
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"Yeah, Bob, here's my problem: worms."
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"They're the ones having the picnic."
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"Also, I'm a deep sleeper. What if I'm not even dead"
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"and nobody poked me to make sure before they stuck me down there?"
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"They probably have a poker."
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"Also, cemeteries can be haunted."
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"Or, worse, we end up with a bunch of goth punks"
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"hanging out on Halloween, sitting on our tombstones,"
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"smoking cigarettes and making out."
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"Okay, but our kids would have, you know, someplace to visit."
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"Yeah, but you got to bring flowers,"
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"you got to keep your voice down, you got to dress up."
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"- Does that sound like our kids? - Well..."
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"Plus, Gene, just standing there, looking at our tombstone?"
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"You know he hates to read."
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"I'd drop by. Probably."
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"How steep is the hill?"
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"But look at this."
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"Ash scattering at sea."
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"Ooh, or by airplane."
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"It's like skywriting, only instead of smoke, it's you."
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"Ashes floating around the world, being free,"
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"landing on an expensive car."
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"Maybe a DeLorean."
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"We can finally travel."
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"Wow! Fancy. And I knew you when."
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"So if the kids want to visit us, they can just go... everywhere?"
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"Fine. The kids can scatter us someplace they like."
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"The couch. And we can put in the will no farting on the couch."
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"Well, that's not gonna happen. So, burial."
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"No. Cremation, then landing on the DeLorean."
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"Bob, know when you've lost an argument."
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"Finally the end of the day, huh?"
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"I hope you were generous."
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"Hey..."
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"Andy and Ollie."
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"God, I hope I got that right."
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"Were you nice?"
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"- We were nice. - Twice."
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"Okay, bye-bye. Go home."
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"All right, Louise. (singsongy): It's time."
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"You played ball, Ms. LaBonz."
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"I guess I should go easy on you."
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"And it's appreciated, Louise."
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"I mean, I am a little hurt over the diorama grade."
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"That just felt, wow, like it got personal."
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"- Here we go. - So why don't we pop open your grade book"
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"and you just bump that baby up a notch to a B-minus"
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"and everybody wins."
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"I'm not changing that grade, Louise."
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"If it had been another kid,"
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"maybe it would have been a B-minus."
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"- But it was you, so... - You admit it."
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"You admit it!"
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"Oh, now it's evaluating time."
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"Wait, let me finish."
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"You know how you don't really try?"
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"Not helping yourself."
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"And you sort of phone everything in?"
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"LaBonz, the more you talk, the angrier my pencil gets."
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"- But I was just... - Deh, deh, deh. Silence."
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