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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Touch of Eval(uations) (S12E12)

"that got a barista fired for spelling my name with an I."
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"Uh, I don't think so."
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""Does your teacher explain new concepts"
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"in a way you understand?""
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"Uh, Ms. Jacobson, could you explain math again to me"
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"and I'll see if I get it?"
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"Yes. Okay."
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"You guys like me, right?"
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"So let's get it on the page, huh?"
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"So I can park in a reserved space"
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"and get to the teachers' lounge while the coffee's still hot."
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"Or at least warm-ish."
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"So you need an evaluation that's catchy and blurb-worthy."
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"Got it. "Ms. Twitchell's so good"
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"she makes learning almost worth it.""
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"Yes, that's great. Write that."
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"So, let's go over this again."
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"The school is here, and I park"
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"in the unpaved overflow lot way over here."
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"And I have to hike in"
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"like I'm freaking Reese Witherspoon in that movie."
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"It's far."
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"So, please, be generous."
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"Ms. LaBonz, can I get a bathroom pass?"
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"Mr. De Santo gave me a hit of his hazelnut blend this morning"
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"and things are happening."
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"How uncomfortable for you, Rudy."
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"Of course you can."
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"- Really? - Usually you tell him to bite on an eraser"
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"and tough it out till recess."
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"That doesn't sound like me at all."
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"Well, now you sound..."
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"I think "friendly" is what you're going for?"
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"But why don't you zip through the evaluation first"
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"so it's off your plate and then you can poop in peace."
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"- That seems fair. - LOUISE: Wait."
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"Rudy, put your pencil down."
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"The second we turn these in, the teachers stop being nice."
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"But Frond said they're not due till the end of the day."
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"Right now, we hold the cards."
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"Today we do what we want."
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"Movies instead of math."
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"We confiscate the teachers' gum."
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"And Rudy poops as he pleases!"
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"- I like that. - Louise..."
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"Today we say, "Jump" and the teachers say, "How high?""
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"But they can't jump very high 'cause they're middle-aged"
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"but they still have to say "How high?""
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"Get down this minute, Louise!"
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"I mean, good for you,"
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"climbing up there, using the desk that way."
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"(chuckles nervously)"
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"Today we celebrate"
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"- our independence day! - Oh, boy."
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"Spread the word. Hang on to these evaluations"
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"till the end of the day."
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"We're maximizing power here."
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"I get it. Leverage."
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"Like how my stepmom wouldn't marry my dad"
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"until he learned how to control his crazy son."
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"Now Cheryl and I are tighter than a turtleneck."
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"I think every class today is gonna be dance."
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"- Twirl it, baby! - Hey, Coach Blevins,"
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"what are we doing in P.E. today?"
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"Uh, we were gonna run laps today..."
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"- Bup, bup, bup. - But now I'm thinking some light stretching"
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"and relaxing on the wrestling mats."
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"Sounds good, Coach. See you there."
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"If I feel like it."
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"This is ridiculous."
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"Respectable teachers shouldn't be groveling for good scores"
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"by letting students run riot."
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"This is all your fault,"
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"and one day there will be a reckoning."
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"Ms. LaBonz!"
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"You won't see me coming."
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"I don't know, Louise. It feels like"
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"we're kind of taking advantage of the system?"
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"Yeah. Isn't it great?"
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"I thought the whole point is to give"
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"constructive feedback to help teachers improve."
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"Like, sometimes Ms. Jacobson doesn't erase"
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"the chalkboard that well and I can see what was on there"
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"the day before and it's like being in two moments of time"
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"at once and it hurts my head."
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"No, Tina, the point is, today,"
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"we're eating the teachers' lunch. Literally."
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"Unless their lunch is sad, like a smushed sandwich or something."
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"Actually, I'd still eat it."
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"I don't know, Bob."
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"Maybe we should finally do"
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"some of this end-of-life stuff planning."
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"Or put it off until death is cured?"
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"Come on, let me help. This is what I do."
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"We'll just write things down on the back of a napkin."
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"You can get a cheap lawyer to make it all pretty later."
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"Okay, it's slow right now."
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"Maybe it'll be fun. I doubt it."
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"All right! ♪ Makin' plans for bein' dead! ♪"
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"Let's dive in with the distribution of assets--"
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"who gets what. And we don't have to get through it all today."
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"We can chip away at it."
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"We're just chipping away."
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"Well, that didn't take long."
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"God, we're poor."
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"At least we didn't use up too many napkins."
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"What am I getting again, Mort?"
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""For Teddy, any food left in fridge.""
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"Aw, guys. This means a lot."
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"Let's move on to the next part,"
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"final disposition of remains."
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"- The what of what? - You want to be buried or cremated?"
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"- Oh, that's easy. - Yeah."
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"- Cremated. - Buried. - Wait, what?"
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"- Burn, baby, burn. - Burial? - Uh-oh."
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"But I-I thought we'd want to be,"
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"you know, together someplace forever."
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"But buried? Underground?"
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"Bob, I don't even like two blankets on the bed."
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"But cremation?"
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