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Clips from Fat Albert

"- You really wanna go? - I'm a party animal."
Fat Albert
"- What about you? - Is Lauri gonna be there?"
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"Please."
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"She really wants you to go."
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"Okay."
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"Okay, okay. Okay."
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"But first we have to go to the mall."
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"What's a mall?"
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"Wow! It looks like an indoor town."
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"- All right. Everybody stay with... - Whoo!"
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"me."
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"I don't even know why I'm doing this."
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"I mean, it's a party. I hate parties."
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"Hey, hey, hey!"
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"Okay. You win."
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"Oh. You guys stay here."
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"I'm gonna try this on."
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"An arcade in a mall."
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"Is this a great country or what?"
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"What did he just say?"
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"You watch your mouth."
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"Ah, you rock, dude."
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"Hey, man. It's sayin' things."
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"Whoa! That was tight!"
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"- Hey, man. How'd you do that? - I don't know. But it was tight."
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"Why don't you stay here and wait for Doris?"
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"Sure. Great."
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"I mean, cool."
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"Okay. I'm gonna go check out the-- the Big and Tall."
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"Hey, you. If you're looking to buy, I'm your guy."
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"And for talking to me, you get a hat... for free."
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"Hey, hey, hey! I like free."
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"Now this is you."
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"- Wow. - Now, come on. Let's get this sweater--"
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"Uh-- You know..."
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"I can't take my sweater off because, uh--"
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"I don't know what's underneath it."
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"Okay. Well..."
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"let's put the jacket on over the sweater."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Okay?"
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"- See how nicely this slims you? - You think so?"
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"I know big, and you, my friend, are big."
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"And fat. I'm Fat Albert."
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"Well, when I'm done with you, you're gonna be Big Al."
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"That'll be $10,428.22."
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"Uh, I-- I don't have any money."
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"- Why didn't you tell me that? - You didn't ask."
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"W--"
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"...and mobile snapshots."
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"It's 2004's ultimate communicating device."
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"I ba looka gooba."
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"- Hey, I look good too. - Soba-soba."
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"How come you never give me any compliments?"
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"Ooba gooba looba loo."
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"Thanks. Ooh."
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"Thanks. Ooh."
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"Hey, Bucky, look!"
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"They still jump rope."
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"What are we waiting for?"
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"They call that double Dutch."
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"Doris, where did you learn to jump rope like that?"
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"- That was fantastic. - Oh, it's just something my grandpa taught me."
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"No big deal. Lots of kids are better."
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"All right. Enough fun for one day. I think we can go home now."
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"Yeah! Let's go! All right! Hey, hey, hey!"
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"I guess I showed him."
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"Nobody messes with me or Fat Albert."
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"He's never comin' back."
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"So the junkyard is goin' to be ours!"
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"Ours! Ours!"
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"- Ow! - So long, sucker!"
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"Get back here, you little--"
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"- They call that singing? - No, they call that talking."
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"Whatever they call it, I like it."
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"Man, it's somethin' out here."
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"Yeah, it's fast out here."
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"It is nice out here."
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"What about our world? We always had fun there."
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"Yeah, but that was before we came out here."
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"Yeah, and here nobody has to write it in for us to have fun."
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"- We don't belong here. - Bill may be right."
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"You guys see the picture me and Mushmouth took at the mall?"
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"- I think we lost some color since then. - Whubba?"
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"- Holy cow. - Hey, hey, hey."
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"It's just a picture."
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"Pictures aren't real."
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"Neither are we."
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"I can't believe Dumb Donald is right."
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"We aren't real, and I think we're fading."
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"Hey, hey, hey. We're not fading."
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"Stop being such a downer."
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"Doris, you look great."
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"You look tight."
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"- What'd you just say? - I learned it in the mall."
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"Oh. Well, don't talk that way about Doris."
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"You-- You really think I look okay?"
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"When you walk into the party, people are gonna notice."
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"So, Lauri, do you think that I could be a Big Al..."
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"instead of a Fat Albert?"
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"You can be anything you wanna be."
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"Thank you."
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"Uh, can I get you a soda or something?"
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"You're so sweet."
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"But you just got me a soda."
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"Oh, yeah. Right."
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"You're very nice..."
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"Big Al."
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"- I'll go get you a soda. - But--"
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"Hey, Rudy."
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"- Hey, Darren. - Check this out, man."
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"- Nice hat. - Right back at ya."
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"What are you doing?"
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"- I'm-- - You, uh, wouldn't happen to be hiding, now, would you?"
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"Now, Doris, come on."
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"Just take a chance and go for it."
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"You know, there's something about you."
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"Something very familiar."
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"Hey, hey, hey. You watch me every day."
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"Now let's go. We have got some partying to do."
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