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Clips from Fat Albert

"Some partying? Nobody ever asks to dance with me anyway."
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"Tsk. Well, they will..."
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"tonight."
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"- You do one, Mushmouth. - "Mushmouth"!"
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"- Knock, knock. - Who's "theres"?"
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"Hebbada, hebba, dabbada and bedebada..."
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"and bada dubba."
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"- What-- What he say? - I don't know."
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"Oh, they're making fun of him."
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"Maybe we should leave."
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"Yo, yo, yo. What up, everybody?"
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"Yo, Viper."
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"How we doin' tonight? I mean, is this party off the hook or what? What's up, y'all?"
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"Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about."
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"So, look. I've got a big, fat treat for y'all."
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"And, uh, coincidentally, uh, his name is, uh, Fat Albert."
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"Ignore him, Albert. He's just trying to humiliate you."
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"Come on up here and, uh, say a few words to the crowd, uh, Fat Albert."
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"No, no. Albert, don't."
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"Why not?"
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"Lauri'll never talk to him after this. Trust me."
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"All right, all right."
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"Thank you."
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"Where's the cord?"
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"Sit down, big guy."
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"There is no cord, uh, my oversized friend."
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"What you got to say, big man?"
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"I'm gonna sing a song."
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"Please, no."
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"Okay."
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"Viper, why don't you hook him up with a little groove?"
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"Hook him up."
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"Hook him up."
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"Hey, hey, hey! It's Fa-a-a-a-t Albert!"
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"- Albert can sing? - I sure hope so."
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"Well, aren't you the hip-hop fool."
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"Go, Albert."
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"Go. Go. Go. Go."
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"Go. Go, Albert. Go. Go."
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"Hey, yo, I'm not so sure this was such a good idea, Reg."
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"Shut up, dummy! There's something strange about those kids though. I'm--"
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"Go. Go. Go. Go."
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"Heb-- Hebbo."
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"Heba, baby."
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"I don't know what I'm saying."
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"That's great."
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"Look at him."
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"I know what Lauri's doin'. She's just dancing with him to make me jealous."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"Yeah?"
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"Yeah. Man."
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"Havin' a good time?"
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"It's okay."
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"So, uh, you see anyone you'd like to dance with?"
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"Hey, sweet thing. Wanna dance?"
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"Reggie, no."
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"Please, Reggie, don't."
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"- Aw, come on, baby. Don't be like that. - I said stop it, Reggie!"
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"Hey, you should be glad I even danced with you!"
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"Hey, man. You're like school on Saturday. No class."
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"I knew I should've never come to this party."
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"Rudy, be a gentleman. See how Doris is doing."
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"Hey."
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"You stay away from her..."
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"or you're gonna have to deal with me."
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"Right. Uh, next time."
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"Lauri, wait. Lauri."
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"Doris. Doris, would you please wait?"
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"Doris."
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"- We thought we were helping. - Helping what?"
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"I don't have a problem."
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"I was doing just fine before you guys arrived."
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"So, uh, do you have, like, a special guy or somethin'?"
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"No, I don't have time for boys."
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"Anyway, I'm better off working on my writing."
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"- Oh, you want to be a writer? - Mm-hmm."
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"Since I was a little girl."
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"- I want to tell stories. - Really? What kind?"
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"I don't know. I guess..."
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"kind of personal stuff."
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"You know, maybe about how a person feels because..."
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"their parents... are no longer around."
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"Sorry about that."
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"I miss them-- a lot."
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"Sometimes it hurts so bad, I don't want to care about anyone again."
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"You know what? You should be walking on this side of the street."
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"Why?"
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"Is that some kind of macho thing?"
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"No, it's just, you know, the gentleman should walk on the side with the traffic."
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"That way, if a car, like, splashes mud..."
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"or jumps the curb, he can push the woman out of the way."
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"- You know what I'm saying? - Okay."
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"Oh, uh, I-- I-- We're here."
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"- It's your house. - Yeah."
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"You can go inside now."
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"Um, thanks for walking me home."
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"Well, good night."
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"You know, uh, allow me."
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"You are such a gentleman. My Big Al."
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"Me and you. B.F.F.?"
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"B.F.F.?"
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""Best friends forever.""
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"Are you okay?"
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"I'm fine. I had no business going to that party."
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"- I should have never listened to Albert and-- - What is with you?"
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"Ever since your grandpa passed away, you're not the same."
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"It's like you've given up."
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"You know, the guys were just trying to help."
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"I suppose you're right."
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"Well, at least you had a good time."
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"So, what's with you and Albert?"
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"Oh. He seems nice."
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"Why don't we invite him to the track meet on Saturday?"
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"Um, I don't think Albert's gonna be here on Saturday."
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"Where will he be?"
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"Uh, I don't know."
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"- Besides, the fewer people who see me run, the better. - Doris..."
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"you've got to start believing in yourself."
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"You used to be one of the fastest runners on the team."
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"Good night, Lauri."
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