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Clips from Fat Albert

"Hey, hey, hey!"
Fat Albert
"It's Fa-a-a-a-t Albert!"
Fat Albert
"Hey, hey, hey!"
Fat Albert
"Hey, hey, hey!"
Fat Albert
"Doris. Wait up."
Fat Albert
"Some of the kids are going for an ice cream before practice."
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"Want to go?"
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"I, uh, forgot my track shoes. I have to go back home and get them."
Fat Albert
"- Oh. - Hi, Lauri."
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"Hi, Heather. Hi, Becky."
Fat Albert
"Hey, Lauri, you know, like, what I told you about tonight?"
Fat Albert
"Uh, yeah."
Fat Albert
"- So, you coming? - Sure."
Fat Albert
"Great."
Fat Albert
"Hey, listen. We're all goin'after school."
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"You're going to that party with me."
Fat Albert
"I don't think so. Look, it's okay."
Fat Albert
"- No big deal. - Doris, why are you acting like such a loser?"
Fat Albert
"You're not a loser."
Fat Albert
"- What's up, baby? - Reggie, don't call me baby."
Fat Albert
"Look, Heather's havin' this party."
Fat Albert
"How about you and me, we go together?"
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"- What do you say? - What do I say?"
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"- Yeah. - I say no."
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"See you at practice."
Fat Albert
"You'll go with me, right? Doris?"
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"I wasn't invited."
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"Ma."
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"Ma."
Fat Albert
"Are you home?"
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"Ma."
Fat Albert
"Are you ready to lose? Because when I buck-buck, you better duck-duck."
Fat Albert
"Are you gonna buck-buck, or are you just gonna talk-talk?"
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"Buck-buck number six comin'."
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"Whoo!"
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"Yes! We held."
Fat Albert
"Now we're the buck-buck champions of the world."
Fat Albert
"Wait. We still have one more guy."
Fat Albert
"- Bring him out then. - Come on out, Fa-a-a-a-t Albert."
Fat Albert
"He loves to hear us call his name."
Fat Albert
"Hey, hey, hey! Who wants to play?"
Fat Albert
"- Oh, no. - Oh, no!"
Fat Albert
"- No, no. Not that-- - No, man. I got a bad back."
Fat Albert
"Fat Albert, you got a problem to solve. I just saw Danielle."
Fat Albert
"She said she was quittin' school and running away from home."
Fat Albert
"Looks like Danielle is in trouble. We have to help her."
Fat Albert
"- Hey, Danielle. - What do you want?"
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"- You can't quit school and run away. - What's it to you?"
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"- Well, I care about you. - Well, don't."
Fat Albert
"Every time someone says they care about me, they wind up leaving me."
Fat Albert
"But, Danielle, you can't let fear--"
Fat Albert
"- You hear that? - Hear what?"
Fat Albert
"- That. - Hello! We have lines here, people."
Fat Albert
"That. Don't you hear that?"
Fat Albert
"I have done guests spots on Bugs Bunny and The Jetsons..."
Fat Albert
"and I have never been treated like this."
Fat Albert
"I am so out of here."
Fat Albert
"Oh, my. It's a tear."
Fat Albert
"Hey, hey, hey! What is that thing?"
Fat Albert
"- It's a monster! - And it be-- gonna be come and get--"
Fat Albert
"Mushmouth thinks the monster will crawl in here and get us."
Fat Albert
"I am so confused!"
Fat Albert
"It's not a monster. It's a girl."
Fat Albert
"And she's cryin'. I'm going to help her."
Fat Albert
"Albert, you can't go. We're cartoons, and this is our show."
Fat Albert
"- I have no choice. - You go out there, you will poke your eye out."
Fat Albert
"Why do adults always say you'll poke your eye out?"
Fat Albert
"Huh? No."
Fat Albert
"- No. - Hey."
Fat Albert
"Let go of my legs."
Fat Albert
"- Go away! - Let go of my legs. Ow."
Fat Albert
"Let go of my legs. Quit hittin' on me!"
Fat Albert
"- Go away! - Ow. Why you doin' me like that?"
Fat Albert
"Give me the pillow and stop hittin' on me. Let go of my legs."
Fat Albert
"Let go of my legs."
Fat Albert
"Let go--"
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"my legs."
Fat Albert
"Oh. You stay away from me."
Fat Albert
"I'm gonna call 911 on you."
Fat Albert
"Oh, this cannot be happenin'."
Fat Albert
"I'm losing my mind. Yeah, that's it."
Fat Albert
"Hey, hey, hey. How'd I get this way?"
Fat Albert
"I have no idea! You just need to get back into that television set right now."
Fat Albert
"Aba-dabba."
Fat Albert
"Ow. Get off my back."
Fat Albert
"Hey."
Fat Albert
"Russell, you stay here."
Fat Albert
"I'm telling Mom on you."
Fat Albert
"- Look at you. - My teeth."
Fat Albert
"Guys, help. Get me out of here."
Fat Albert
"Oh, my."
Fat Albert
"Look-- Look at us."
Fat Albert
"- This is nuts. We-- We gotta get back. - No, no, no."
Fat Albert
"- That girl has a problem. - What problem?"
Fat Albert
"Well, you must have a problem. You were cryin'."
Fat Albert
"Problem. Right."
Fat Albert
"Um--"
Fat Albert
"Um, I was cryin'because, uh..."
Fat Albert
"I l-- lost my, um--"
Fat Albert
"my backpack!"
Fat Albert
"- Is that it? - Oh! You found my backpack!"
Fat Albert
"Oh, you guys helped me find my backpack."
Fat Albert
"Oh, thank you so much."
Fat Albert
"Now-- Now you guys can go back into the TV because you solved my problem."
Fat Albert
"- Stay tuned for more of Fat Albert-- - Problem solved. Let's go home."
Fat Albert
"- Okay. - You're watching TV Land."
Fat Albert
"- Mushmouth, you go first. - Noba-- Wubba-- Wubba me?"
Fat Albert
"One."
Fat Albert
"Again."
Fat Albert
"They're not lettin' him back in."
Fat Albert
"My ba-- hebba hurt. My-- My--"
Fat Albert
"Mushmouth says his head hurts."
Fat Albert
"Okay."
Fat Albert
"As soon as the commercial is over and your show is on..."
Fat Albert
"you guys can go back i- in there, right?"
Fat Albert
"- I hope so. - Okay."
Fat Albert
"Um, I'll go get some drinks."
Fat Albert
"You guys stay put."
Fat Albert
"Okay, Daddy and I are gonna have to have a long talk."
Fat Albert
"I don't know how, but I'm gonna tell him that we need a gate."
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