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"- Bye. - Who is that?"
Fat Albert
"Oh, that's my sister Lauri. Well, not really my "sister" sister."
Fat Albert
"My foster sister. My family took her in last year."
Fat Albert
"Well, I'm gonna go get ready."
Fat Albert
"You guys just stay put. Don't walk. Don't talk. Don't do anything."
Fat Albert
"And I do not have a problem."
Fat Albert
"Hey, Fat Albert. You sick or somethin'?"
Fat Albert
"I'm going to go talk to Doris's sister."
Fat Albert
"You know, about Doris's problem."
Fat Albert
"- Is he all right? - I don't know."
Fat Albert
"- I know you don't know. I wasn't talking to you. - I wasn't talking to you."
Fat Albert
"- Well, who-- - Guys, guys!"
Fat Albert
"You're Lauri."
Fat Albert
"Yeah. Who are you?"
Fat Albert
"I'm Fat Albert."
Fat Albert
"Well, Albert, is there something you want?"
Fat Albert
"Wait. Don't rub it."
Fat Albert
"Oh, boy. That be some nice budda-bup."
Fat Albert
"You watch your mouth."
Fat Albert
"That better?"
Fat Albert
"- Yeah. - My mother showed me how to do that."
Fat Albert
"She blew in his eye."
Fat Albert
"Uh, what does that mean?"
Fat Albert
"- I don't know. - I know you don't know."
Fat Albert
"Guys, guys, guys!"
Fat Albert
"So-- Doris tells me that you two are sisters."
Fat Albert
"I mean, not real sisters, but foster sisters."
Fat Albert
"Man, there's no way I'm letting that fat kid get over on Lauri."
Fat Albert
"See, Doris has this problem where I think that--"
Fat Albert
"Albert-- I see you two have met."
Fat Albert
"He's an athlete, Arthur. Look."
Fat Albert
"- Yo. You sure, Reginald? - I'll talk to you later, Lauri."
Fat Albert
"I guess he came to try out for the track team."
Fat Albert
"I wonder what event, uh, he could participate in."
Fat Albert
"- The high hurdle. - Yo, the belly roll."
Fat Albert
"How about the 440?"
Fat Albert
"440? Do you want to race me, beefy boy?"
Fat Albert
"You don't want to race Fat Albert."
Fat Albert
"Fat Albert?"
Fat Albert
"- Yeah he's fat, but he's fast. - Fabby but fabba."
Fat Albert
"Okay. Well, let's see how fast you really are."
Fat Albert
"- I already know how fast I am. - Look, you got a problem with racing me?"
Fat Albert
"I don't have a problem. I solve problems."
Fat Albert
"That's what he does."
Fat Albert
"Arthur!"
Fat Albert
"Okay, okay. I'll race you, but..."
Fat Albert
"- I can't take my clothes off. - Great."
Fat Albert
"'Cause nobody want to see all that blubber anyways."
Fat Albert
"Yeah."
Fat Albert
"On your mark."
Fat Albert
"Get set. Go!"
Fat Albert
"- Go, Fat Albert! Go! - Come on, Fat Albert!"
Fat Albert
"- You're gaining on him! You're gaining on him!"
Fat Albert
"Yeah!"
Fat Albert
"You're doin' very well, Reggie. You run really fast."
Fat Albert
"Runnin' is good exercise, isn't it? Later."
Fat Albert
"Oh, crap!"
Fat Albert
"You know what, Reggie? Even though you came in second place..."
Fat Albert
"it doesn't mean you're not a winner too."
Fat Albert
"You haven't seen the last of me. Fat man!"
Fat Albert
"Fat, fat, fat, fat!"
Fat Albert
"Hey, yo."
Fat Albert
"Nobody makes a fool out of Reggie except for Reggie."
Fat Albert
"Let's hear it!"
Fat Albert
"Yea!"
Fat Albert
"How did you do that?"
Fat Albert
"You were amazing."
Fat Albert
"Hey! Lauri, Doris, come on!"
Fat Albert
"Let's move it!"
Fat Albert
"Gotta go."
Fat Albert
"2:30 tomorrow. You're out of here."
Fat Albert
"Doris, Eliza, city finals are Saturday, and I want us ready."
Fat Albert
"This year I expect us to win."
Fat Albert
"Albert, hold up. Albert, stop running so fast. Slow down."
Fat Albert
"You think Lauri likes me?"
Fat Albert
"Even though I'm fat."
Fat Albert
"Isn't it the person who matters and not how they look?"
Fat Albert
"- Beats me. I don't know. - I never had a girlfriend."
Fat Albert
"You had a girlfriend?"
Fat Albert
"Yeah. Yeah. That's what I thought."
Fat Albert
"Albert, wait."
Fat Albert
"You know, she blew in my eye."
Fat Albert
"Fat Albert, try to stay focused."
Fat Albert
"- You got a problem to solve-- - I know that."
Fat Albert
"Look!"
Fat Albert
"See. That's who we are."
Fat Albert
"Yeah. And we're coming out on "divda".'"
Fat Albert
"- What's "divda"? - I don't know."
Fat Albert
"Don't start."
Fat Albert
"We don't belong here."
Fat Albert
"You-- You guys think we're losing a little color?"
Fat Albert
"No, Mr. Worrywart."
Fat Albert
"Guys, I see cheerleaders."
Fat Albert
"Cheerleaders? Those are the most popular girls in school."
Fat Albert
"Well, come on! We gotta get 'em to be friends with Doris."
Fat Albert
"That'll solve everything."
Fat Albert
"Uh, excuse me."
Fat Albert
"Yeah? Who are you?"
Fat Albert
"Well, I'm Fat Albert."
Fat Albert
"Is there something I can do for you, Fat Albert?"
Fat Albert
"Well, it would be really nice if you could be friends with Doris."
Fat Albert
"- Excuse me? - You see, Doris doesn't have any friends..."
Fat Albert
"- and we have to fix that and get her some. - Yeah."
Fat Albert
"Isn't that sweet?"
Fat Albert
"I'll tell you what. Why don't you guys come to my party tonight."
Fat Albert
"Daddy's having the whole street blocked off."
Fat Albert
"- And you can bring Doris. - We'd love to have her come."
Fat Albert
"- Oh, okay. - You did it, Albert."
Fat Albert
"Hey, hey, hey! Fat Albert's gonna save the day."
Fat Albert
"Hey, ho!"
Fat Albert
"You did what?"
Fat Albert
"- We talked to Heather. - We told her about your problem."
Fat Albert
"Stop that!"
Fat Albert
"What part of "I don't have a problem" don't you understand?"
Fat Albert
"She invited you to her party."
Fat Albert
"- And she invited us too. - Isn't that great?"
Fat Albert
"Well, she didn't want me to go before."
Fat Albert
"You want us to go back in the TV, don't you?"
Fat Albert
"Are you threatening me?"
Fat Albert
"Is it working?"
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