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Clips from Uncoupled - Chapter 1 (S01E01)

I don't know. But somehow, you're pullin' it off.

"I don't know. But somehow, you're pullin' it off."

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There's no story here, boys. We're taking some time off to figure things out.

"There's no story here, boys. We're taking some time off to figure things out."

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Relationships hit potholes. We'll be fine.

"Relationships hit potholes. We'll be fine."

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Good. Because trust me, you do not wanna be gay and single in this town.

"Good. Because trust me, you do not wanna be gay and single in this town."

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-At our age, you're invisible. -I think it gets better with age.

"-At our age, you're invisible. -I think it gets better with age."

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The number of young guys who wanna hook up with an older man is ridiculous.

"The number of young guys who wanna hook up with an older man is ridiculous."

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That's because you're on TV.

"That's because you're on TV."

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Every shallow twink in the city wants to be with someone on TV.

"Every shallow twink in the city wants to be with someone on TV."

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"-Don't give yourself too much credit. -I've seen your profile on Grindr."

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Nobody wants to fuck a post of a Donald Judd stack.

"Nobody wants to fuck a post of a Donald Judd stack."

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"That's my Instagram profile, dummy."

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I'm not on Grindr. It's nothing but bottoms.

"I'm not on Grindr. It's nothing but bottoms."

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And tops who are also bottoms.

"And tops who are also bottoms."

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Being single's an attitude.

"Being single's an attitude."

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The minute you are desperate for a relationship, never gonna find one.

"The minute you are desperate for a relationship, never gonna find one."

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-Mm. -Well, Michael did. He hated being single.

"-Mm. -Well, Michael did. He hated being single."

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We would go dancing and to bars.

"We would go dancing and to bars."

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All he wanted was someone to settle down with.

"All he wanted was someone to settle down with."

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I was not desperate.

"I was not desperate."

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Umm… Okay, you were focused.

"Umm… Okay, you were focused."

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I was not… Okay, yeah, I didn't love being single. All those planks.

"I was not… Okay, yeah, I didn't love being single. All those planks."

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Exactly.

"Exactly."

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-So whatever it is, work it out. -Yeah.

"-So whatever it is, work it out. -Yeah."

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Colin's a wonderful guy, and I believe in the two of you.

"Colin's a wonderful guy, and I believe in the two of you."

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-Hear hear.

"-Hear hear."

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Thanks, guys.

"Thanks, guys."

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-Any word from Colin? -I'm sorry. He's a no-show.

"-Any word from Colin? -I'm sorry. He's a no-show."

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Don't worry about it. I am sitting you with Claire Lewis.

"Don't worry about it. I am sitting you with Claire Lewis."

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She and her husband are major league art collectors. They're getting a divorce.

"She and her husband are major league art collectors. They're getting a divorce."

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They're selling everything, including… the apartment.

"They're selling everything, including… the apartment."

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You're welcome.

"You're welcome."

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Ooh. Claire!

"Ooh. Claire!"

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-Hi. -Hello.

"-Hi. -Hello."

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Mwah!

"Mwah!"

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Claire, this is my dear friend

"Claire, this is my dear friend"

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-and fabulous real estate agent… -Oh!

"-and fabulous real estate agent… -Oh!"

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…Michael Lawson.

"…Michael Lawson."

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Michael, Claire Lewis, collector extraordinaire. Enjoy.

"Michael, Claire Lewis, collector extraordinaire. Enjoy."

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Interesting.

"Interesting."

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This is my first time in years at the singles table.

"This is my first time in years at the singles table."

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Oh! Uh…

"Oh! Uh…"

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I'm not single.

"I'm not single."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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I'm sorry. I must have misunderstood. I was sure Stanley--

"I'm sorry. I must have misunderstood. I was sure Stanley--"

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No, my partner just couldn't make it. That's all.

"No, my partner just couldn't make it. That's all."

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I'm just single for the night.

"I'm just single for the night."

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Oh, and my soon-to-be ex-husband is in a hurry to sell the apartment.

"Oh, and my soon-to-be ex-husband is in a hurry to sell the apartment."

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He says it's a white elephant. He doesn't want the headache in a dicey market.

"He says it's a white elephant. He doesn't want the headache in a dicey market."

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No, no, no. No, no. You cannot let him do that. I know that building.

"No, no, no. No, no. You cannot let him do that. I know that building."

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Anything with a terrace is extremely desirable.

"Anything with a terrace is extremely desirable."

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Well, I guess that makes me extremely desirable adjacent.

"Well, I guess that makes me extremely desirable adjacent."

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-Oh!

"-Oh!"

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Which, trust me, is the best thing I've heard in a long time.

"Which, trust me, is the best thing I've heard in a long time."

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Oh, come on. You're fabulous.

"Oh, come on. You're fabulous."

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Well, we haven't picked a broker yet, so you're welcome to come and take a look.

"Well, we haven't picked a broker yet, so you're welcome to come and take a look."

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How about tomorrow?

"How about tomorrow?"

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Sure. Be there at 11 o'clock.

"Sure. Be there at 11 o'clock."

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But FYI, you've got competition.

"But FYI, you've got competition."

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I love a challenge.

"I love a challenge."

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Well.

"Well."

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Cheers.

"Cheers."

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Hey, Suzanne, I'm close. Are you here?

"Hey, Suzanne, I'm close. Are you here?"

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What? How far?

"What? How far?"

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Well, hurry up.

"Well, hurry up."

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Come on, you know how much this listing means.

"Come on, you know how much this listing means."

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Michael Lawson to see Claire Lewis.

"Michael Lawson to see Claire Lewis."

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I don't wanna fuck it up because one of us didn't prepare

"I don't wanna fuck it up because one of us didn't prepare"

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for the slim possibility of New York City traffic!

"for the slim possibility of New York City traffic!"

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-Is everything all right, sir? -Yeah. I'm sorry.

"-Is everything all right, sir? -Yeah. I'm sorry."

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-It's just been a rough couple of-- -Elevator to the penthouse.

"-It's just been a rough couple of-- -Elevator to the penthouse."

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Okay. Thanks, thanks.

"Okay. Thanks, thanks."

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Hello, Michael. What was all that shouting on the phone downstairs?

"Hello, Michael. What was all that shouting on the phone downstairs?"

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-What? How did-- -We have very proper doormen.

"-What? How did-- -We have very proper doormen."

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A raised voice, the use of profanity. It sets off alarm bells.

"A raised voice, the use of profanity. It sets off alarm bells."

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After all, one's ears are not garbage cans.

"After all, one's ears are not garbage cans."

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Just FYI, if there's a next time. Please do come in.

"Just FYI, if there's a next time. Please do come in."

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Oh my God.

"Oh my God."

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This is…

"This is…"

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I feel like I'm in one of those 1930s movies

"I feel like I'm in one of those 1930s movies"

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where the Depression is happening outside,

"where the Depression is happening outside,"

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but up here, it's just Fred Astaire,

"but up here, it's just Fred Astaire,"

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and cocktails, and soirées.

"and cocktails, and soirées."

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Well, I'm afraid there's been a good amount of depression happening

"Well, I'm afraid there's been a good amount of depression happening"

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up here as well.

"up here as well."

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That tends to be your emotional state when your husband of 28 years,

"That tends to be your emotional state when your husband of 28 years,"

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with whom you've raised two children in this apartment,

"with whom you've raised two children in this apartment,"

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comes home one day and tells you you're not fun anymore and moves out.

"comes home one day and tells you you're not fun anymore and moves out."

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-So it was just like that? No warning? -None!

"-So it was just like that? No warning? -None!"

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Goes off to work in the morning. "What do you want for dinner?"

"Goes off to work in the morning. "What do you want for dinner?""

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Came back, ruined my life, and then took a few things to his new apartment.

"Came back, ruined my life, and then took a few things to his new apartment."

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So he'd already rented an apartment?

"So he'd already rented an apartment?"

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I'm not fun?

"I'm not fun?"

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He misses his poo window in the morning, his whole day is shot.

"He misses his poo window in the morning, his whole day is shot."

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You live with a person for decades, you think you know them,

"You live with a person for decades, you think you know them,"

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and then one day, you find out this can happen.

"and then one day, you find out this can happen."

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Was he, you know, in hindsight, showing signs of unhappiness

"Was he, you know, in hindsight, showing signs of unhappiness"

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that now you go, "That should have tipped me off?"

"that now you go, "That should have tipped me off?""

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No, nothing! Completely normal.

"No, nothing! Completely normal."

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And then all of a sudden, the fat fuck says, "I need some space."

"And then all of a sudden, the fat fuck says, "I need some space.""

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I didn't understand what he was talking about.

"I didn't understand what he was talking about."

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There's 5,000 square feet in this apartment

"There's 5,000 square feet in this apartment"

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and a home in Amagansett.

"and a home in Amagansett."

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How much more space do you need?

"How much more space do you need?"

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And then he has the nerve to tell me

"And then he has the nerve to tell me"

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I'm not being supportive enough about this.

"I'm not being supportive enough about this."

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So he was asking you to be more positive about his need for space?

"So he was asking you to be more positive about his need for space?"

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Can you even imagine?

"Can you even imagine?"

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He's leaving me, and I'm supposed to be all sympathetic and encouraging about it?

"He's leaving me, and I'm supposed to be all sympathetic and encouraging about it?"

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He can go suck a dick. No offense.

"He can go suck a dick. No offense."

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Please. But back to the space thing.

"Please. But back to the space thing."

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Was he saying that you guys could maybe work it out

"Was he saying that you guys could maybe work it out"

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if you understood his need for space?

"if you understood his need for space?"

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What the fuck am I supposed to do?

"What the fuck am I supposed to do?"

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Start all over again at my age?

"Start all over again at my age?"

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What if I never have sex again? What if I end up paying for companionship?

"What if I never have sex again? What if I end up paying for companionship?"

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Oh, I don't think…

"Oh, I don't think…"

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Uh, you're a very attractive--

"Uh, you're a very attractive--"

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Don't kid yourself! I know women like that. Men too.

"Don't kid yourself! I know women like that. Men too."

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Everybody wants young, young, young! No one is looking for someone my age.

"Everybody wants young, young, young! No one is looking for someone my age."

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I'm going to die alone.

"I'm going to die alone."

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