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Clips from Uncoupled - Chapter 1 (S01E01)

"Happy birthday, baby."
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"I believe I just got you and your year off to a pretty great start."
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"And I thought I said no gifts."
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"Mm."
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"Hey, I prepped your birthday breakfast, but my showing got moved up by an hour,"
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"so you'll have to finish without me for the second time today."
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"That's okay. I'm not very hungry."
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"I'm having a hard time with this birthday."
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"Oh! Come on. I mean, 50? 50 is so young."
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"People only use "50" and "so young" in the same sentence at a funeral."
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"Sorry. I have no time to indulge"
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"a hot, virile, super successful dude in a bonkers pity party."
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"-You really are so handsome. -And you're a really cute liar."
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"Ah. Ah! I gotta bounce. Okay, the reservation is at 7:30."
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"My last showing is at 6:00, so I'll meet you at the restaurant."
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"-Okay. -I'll text you the address."
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"Oh, I'm glad it's just the two of us tonight."
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"A nice, cozy little celebration"
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"of the milestone that dare not speak its name."
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"Mm."
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"I love you, old-timer."
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"Yes, Eric will be there at 7:30 on the dot."
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"Everyone knows they have to be there by 7:15 or wait until 8:00."
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"Oh, and a reminder about the lighting. Dim, dim, dim."
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"This is a 50th birthday."
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"Thanks."
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"Oh, hey. Quick, before we meet the clients, with or without the scarf?"
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"So without."
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"Even with this neck? It's not too gobble gobble?"
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"-Are you crazy? -Oh!"
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"And in other bad news, Tyler Hawkins got the Beresford listing."
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"Are you kidding? They went with that smug, entitled millennial over us?"
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"That is just the cherry on the shit parfait that is my life lately."
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"-I went out with that guy I met on Hinge. -Yeah."
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"Suffice it to say, they should rename that app "Unhinged.""
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"The psycho bastard told me I would be so hot if I lost ten pounds,"
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"but I could sit on his face anyway."
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"-So chivalry's not dead. -Funny."
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"How's the, uh, party prep? Colin remotely suspicious?"
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"Nope. He thinks we're going to dinner, just the two of us."
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"He is going to be blown away."
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"We've recreated the whole Limelight from when we first met."
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"I walked into this club."
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"I saw Colin, and I thought--"
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""He's the one.""
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"No, I thought, "How can I find a way to rub up on his ass"
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"-and look like I'm just dancing?""
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"I can't believe it's been 17 years."
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"Ah, and you're still not married? Smart."
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"It's my secret. He's my BFF. My boyfriend forever."
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"B-A-R-F."
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"-Wow. -Seriously."
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"A handsome, stand-up guy, who's also a hedge fund manager."
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"Who do I have to blow to get me one of those?"
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"Him, actually."
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"-Oh, here they come."
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"Hey, you two! We are so excited about 12G."
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"-Excuse me. -Uh…"
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"Hey, Carmen, what's up?"
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"Why don't you guys go up? I'll be there in a sec."
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"Wait, Car, are you sure? What did they take?"
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"They're in there creaming over the rainforest shower."
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"We got robbed."
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"-What? -Yeah."
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"The housekeeper said they took clothes and wine."
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"And what else?"
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"A Sonos speaker and Hermès towels that are too nice to actually use."
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"Sounds like somebody's havin' a gay yard sale."
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"-So! Are we ready to change zip codes?"
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"I'm out front. He'll be here any sec. Is everyone in position?"
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"-Yes, it's Limelight in here. -Great. That's very exciting."
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"-Oh my God, I can't wait! -Oh!"
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"Please, no squealing, Eric. You're the reason blue states turn red."
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"Real-- Oh. Here he is. Gotta go. Bye."
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"Hey, birthday boy."
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"Gosh, the tension in your shoulders is off the charts. What's goin' on?"
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"Where's this restaurant? I don't see any signs."
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"It's right up here, and there are no signs. It's very exclusive."
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"There might even be a password. Who knows?"
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"I left three messages for you. Never heard back. Did you check out the apartment?"
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"We weren't robbed."
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"Carmen said all that stuff went missing."
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"-Suzanne thinks it may be an inside job-- -Michael. Michael, we weren't robbed."
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"I took my clothes and some things, and I moved out."
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"Surprise!"
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"-Hey! -Ah! It's your birthday! I'm so excited!"
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"Here, baby. Congrats. It is fabulous."
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"Mikey, this is Wyatt."
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"-Hi. -Happy birthday."
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"No, no. That's Colin, sweetie. Remember I told you."
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"This is Michael, my best friend. We went to high school together."
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"-Hi. -It's his partner's…"
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"Oh, right. I'm so sorry. It was a pretty quick tutorial."
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"How adorable is he? He couldn't name three Cher songs."
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"I mean, isn't she, like, 80?"
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"-Yeah, but she's got your abs, so respect. -Hey, Billy, I'm gonna go find--"
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"Hello, Michael. Billy. And I assume Billy's new child bride."
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"Wyatt, this is Stanley. He's a very successful art dealer"
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"and much less successful homo."
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"-Um, we don't really use that word. -I really need to find--"
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"-Go, go, go. Do your host thing. -Okay."
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"And relax, sweetie."
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"You look more shocked than Colin."
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"-Yay, you pulled it off. -Hey!"
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"-I assume he never saw it coming. -He never suspected a thing."
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"-Hey, Kai. -Hey."
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"I'm guessing not a ton of straight women here under 30?"
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"Kai, you're with your mother tonight."
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"Can we please give the pussy patrol the evening off?"
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"-Such a great party!"
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"We danced, we did poppers, we're young again."
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"-Look at you. -Hi, Suzanne!"
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"-Who's your hot date? -Uh, my son, you perv."
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"-Kai, meet Jonathan and Jonathan. -The Jonathans!"
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"-That's funny. -You guys ready for the big snip?"
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"Oh, that's right. Um, they have a baby boy."
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"The bris is in a couple of days, and Michael and Colin are the godfathers."
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"Aww! Congratulations!"
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"Sorry. I just need to talk to…"
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"Oh, honey! We're having the best time."
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