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Clips from Uncoupled - Chapter 1 (S01E01)

How did this fucking happen to me?

"How did this fucking happen to me?"

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How in the fuck did you get up here? You are supposed to be announced.

"How in the fuck did you get up here? You are supposed to be announced."

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Thank you for coming.

"Thank you for coming."

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We'll be in touch.

"We'll be in touch."

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Oh, and, Michael, don't forget our little talk about lobby etiquette.

"Oh, and, Michael, don't forget our little talk about lobby etiquette."

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What is lobby etiquette?

"What is lobby etiquette?"

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It's about yelling and cursing in the lobby.

"It's about yelling and cursing in the lobby."

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Apparently, all bets are off once you get upstairs.

"Apparently, all bets are off once you get upstairs."

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Well, she did seem to respond to us,

"Well, she did seem to respond to us,"

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despite whatever the hell was goin' on before I got here.

"despite whatever the hell was goin' on before I got here."

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She started talking about her husband leaving her, and it spooked me.

"She started talking about her husband leaving her, and it spooked me."

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Our situations are not dissimilar.

"Our situations are not dissimilar."

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Ah! Tyler Hawkins.

"Ah! Tyler Hawkins."

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Oh my God, déjà vu!

"Oh my God, déjà vu!"

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The last time I ran into you guys was at the Beresford.

"The last time I ran into you guys was at the Beresford."

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Sorry. Oh…

"Sorry. Oh…"

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Mm.

"Mm."

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-I assume you're here to see Claire Lewis. -Oh! Love Claire.

"-I assume you're here to see Claire Lewis. -Oh! Love Claire."

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Friends with my parents. So sad about her and Henry.

"Friends with my parents. So sad about her and Henry."

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Mm.

"Mm."

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By the way, there's a listing coming up at 1041 Fifth. Jackie O's building.

"By the way, there's a listing coming up at 1041 Fifth. Jackie O's building."

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I went to Collegiate with her grandson John. Dreamy.

"I went to Collegiate with her grandson John. Dreamy."

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So I know the tenants. Just didn't want you guys to get your hopes up.

"So I know the tenants. Just didn't want you guys to get your hopes up."

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-Shit. -It's not over.

"-Shit. -It's not over."

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We still have a…

"We still have a…"

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Shit!

"Shit!"

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Before we dig in,

"Before we dig in,"

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um…

"um…"

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I would just like to say thank you for giving us the opportunity

"I would just like to say thank you for giving us the opportunity"

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to take this journey of communication while living apart

"to take this journey of communication while living apart"

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and for making the appointment with Dr. Sweeny.

"and for making the appointment with Dr. Sweeny."

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You're welcome.

"You're welcome."

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And to demonstrate my support for your process,

"And to demonstrate my support for your process,"

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I bought you a housewarming present

"I bought you a housewarming present"

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for your new apartment in the undisclosed location.

"for your new apartment in the undisclosed location."

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Thank you. That wasn't necessary.

"Thank you. That wasn't necessary."

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Bet it's in Williamsburg or DUMBO. He's always romanticized Brooklyn.

"Bet it's in Williamsburg or DUMBO. He's always romanticized Brooklyn."

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Am I warm?

"Am I warm?"

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Well, it sounds like Michael has a lot of questions, Colin.

"Well, it sounds like Michael has a lot of questions, Colin."

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As I understand it, you haven't told Michael where you're living?

"As I understand it, you haven't told Michael where you're living?"

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He never told me he was leaving. I thought we'd been robbed.

"He never told me he was leaving. I thought we'd been robbed."

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If I had told you before, you would've talked me out of it.

"If I had told you before, you would've talked me out of it."

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This was the only thing I could do

"This was the only thing I could do"

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to give us a chance of dealing with our issues.

"to give us a chance of dealing with our issues."

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Great. And I'm all for it.

"Great. And I'm all for it."

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You took a brave step.

"You took a brave step."

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Even though it might have been interpreted as a passive-aggressive sucker punch.

"Even though it might have been interpreted as a passive-aggressive sucker punch."

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Kind of like the surprise party you threw me?

"Kind of like the surprise party you threw me?"

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For a birthday I told you I had no intention of broadcasting,

"For a birthday I told you I had no intention of broadcasting,"

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where everything had the number 50 on it, including the urinal cakes.

"where everything had the number 50 on it, including the urinal cakes."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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God is in the details.

"God is in the details."

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-I was celebrating you. -Without my consent.

"-I was celebrating you. -Without my consent."

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Then I apologize.

"Then I apologize."

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That is kind of the definition of a surprise party.

"That is kind of the definition of a surprise party."

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But that's not why you moved out.

"But that's not why you moved out."

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No.

"No."

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Well, gentlemen, there is a lot to unpack here.

"Well, gentlemen, there is a lot to unpack here."

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I am so glad that we're here to focus on what's important.

"I am so glad that we're here to focus on what's important."

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I wanna take this opportunity to really listen to you.

"I wanna take this opportunity to really listen to you."

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I feel like we have this fantastic life. We have so much to be grateful for.

"I feel like we have this fantastic life. We have so much to be grateful for."

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And maybe a lot of it goes unexamined.

"And maybe a lot of it goes unexamined."

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Do we need to explore some of that? Absolutely.

"Do we need to explore some of that? Absolutely."

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But that is why we're here, right? So let's do it. Let's focus.

"But that is why we're here, right? So let's do it. Let's focus."

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Roll up our sleeves and get to it.

"Roll up our sleeves and get to it."

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-Our time is almost up. -Oh.

"-Our time is almost up. -Oh."

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But I see many positives here.

"But I see many positives here."

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Two men looking for a way forward,

"Two men looking for a way forward,"

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prepared to do the sometimes painful hard work that it entails.

"prepared to do the sometimes painful hard work that it entails."

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I definitely am.

"I definitely am."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Uh, hey, don't forget the Jonathans' bris is at 5:00.

"Uh, hey, don't forget the Jonathans' bris is at 5:00."

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-Do you wanna go together? -I'm late for a meeting. See you there?

"-Do you wanna go together? -I'm late for a meeting. See you there?"

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-Sure. -Okay.

"-Sure. -Okay."

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Shall we schedule our next appointment?

"Shall we schedule our next appointment?"

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Same time next week?

"Same time next week?"

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-Works for me. -Great.

"-Works for me. -Great."

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Hey, um, between you and me, how do you think that went?

"Hey, um, between you and me, how do you think that went?"

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I think that was a terrific first step.

"I think that was a terrific first step."

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Long-term relationships can stagnate

"Long-term relationships can stagnate"

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without the people in them even realizing it.

"without the people in them even realizing it."

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But with counseling, they can fall in love all over again.

"But with counseling, they can fall in love all over again."

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Oh no.

"Oh no."

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He forgot his gift.

"He forgot his gift."

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Don't read into it.

"Don't read into it."

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-Can you believe this apartment? -I found it for them.

"-Can you believe this apartment? -I found it for them."

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It's a rental, but you didn't hear it from me.

"It's a rental, but you didn't hear it from me."

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I remember Hell's Kitchen when you couldn't walk west of Ninth Avenue

"I remember Hell's Kitchen when you couldn't walk west of Ninth Avenue"

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without getting knifed.

"without getting knifed."

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Now it's Chelsea with better gays.

"Now it's Chelsea with better gays."

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-Progress.

"-Progress."

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Invite said no gifts.

"Invite said no gifts."

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It's for Colin, something for his new apartment.

"It's for Colin, something for his new apartment."

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The man leaves you cold, and you buy him a present?

"The man leaves you cold, and you buy him a present?"

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What's in there? Brass knuckles to punch you in the face with?

"What's in there? Brass knuckles to punch you in the face with?"

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He's not wrong. Play hard to get if you want to get him hard again.

"He's not wrong. Play hard to get if you want to get him hard again."

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You should embroider that on a pillow.

"You should embroider that on a pillow."

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Look, guys, I am supporting his journey.

"Look, guys, I am supporting his journey."

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And I am not taking relationship advice from either of you.

"And I am not taking relationship advice from either of you."

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Your personal lives speak for themselves.

"Your personal lives speak for themselves."

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Hurt people hurt people.

"Hurt people hurt people."

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We said no gifts!

"We said no gifts!"

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-Oh, but if you insist-- -Oh, this isn't for the baby.

"-Oh, but if you insist-- -Oh, this isn't for the baby."

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-I'm sorry. -Oh.

"-I'm sorry. -Oh."

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-Where's Colin? -Um, on his way.

"-Where's Colin? -Um, on his way."

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-Oh. -Have you seen the hot mohel?

"-Oh. -Have you seen the hot mohel?"

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He's straight. Don't get any ideas.

"He's straight. Don't get any ideas."

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Relax. I'm not getting any ideas about your hot, straight mohel.

"Relax. I'm not getting any ideas about your hot, straight mohel."

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-He's totally gonna hit on him. -Yeah.

"-He's totally gonna hit on him. -Yeah."

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-Mijo. -Yes, Mom?

"-Mijo. -Yes, Mom?"

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Here's something I never thought I'd say. You're running low on gefilte fish.

"Here's something I never thought I'd say. You're running low on gefilte fish."

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I'll tell the caterer.

"I'll tell the caterer."

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It's my first bris.

"It's my first bris."

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I'm going to take one last look at my grandson's peepee

"I'm going to take one last look at my grandson's peepee"

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before the disfiguring.

"before the disfiguring."

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Mazel tov.

"Mazel tov."

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-Tell Colin to get here. We're ready. -What would you like us to do?

"-Tell Colin to get here. We're ready. -What would you like us to do?"

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Stand next to me and catch me in case I faint.

"Stand next to me and catch me in case I faint."

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You see that guy?

"You see that guy?"

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-Mount Baldy? -Yeah.

"-Mount Baldy? -Yeah."

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