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Clips from The Goldbergs - The Tasty Boys (S03E03)

"Like DJ Jazzy Jeff."
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"Dude, you're not a real musician."
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"You can't sing or read music or play an instrument,"
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"unlike me, who can do all of it."
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"Hiding in your bedroom."
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"You've written tons of lame chick songs, but no one's ever heard them."
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"I'm just..."
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"Perfecting each one."
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"No. You're stalling 'cause you're afraid"
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"of what people might think of you."
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"I, on the other hand, don't think at all."
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"It's true. He does not think."
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"Just because you like Beastie Boys"
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"doesn't mean you can be them."
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"They're three awesome musicians,"
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"and you're two clueless idiots."
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"You're right. We need a third."
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"I feel like I could say anything,"
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"and you would just do whatever you want."
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"She's right! We should hold auditions!"
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"(RAPPING) ¶ Check it. One, two"
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"¶ Two, one"
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"¶ Three, two, one"
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"¶ One, two, three"
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"¶ Three, two, one ¶"
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"Ah, wait. I messed up. Can I start over, guys?"
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"(JAZZ RIFF PLAYING)"
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"Before you say yes, I have a list of 200 demands."
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"¶ My rhymes are hotter than a candle's wick"
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"¶ Call a doctor 'cause my flow is sick"
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"¶ The ladies say Rob's gonna make it"
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"¶ 'cause when I rock the mike, I get buck naked ¶"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"Is there any way Naked Rob can rap without getting naked?"
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"Nudity, or I walk."
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"Yeah, no, okay. (STUTTERING)"
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"You guys, I thought I could do this to impress Erica, but I just... I can't."
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"(STUTTERING) I get wicked stage fright."
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"You're in. What?"
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"Dude! You look just like Ad-Rock."
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"The resemblance is uncanny."
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"Oh, my God. It really is, bro."
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"Does Ad-Rock break into hives onstage? Oh, no."
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"The room is spinning. I'm going down."
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"He said yes! The Tasty Boys are in!"
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"ADULT ADAM: While my brother and I had assembled our new group,"
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"my dad had come home to his old habits."
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"BEVERLY: Oh, look at that."
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"My creature of habit dropped his pants at the door."
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"What a surprise."
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"TOGETHER: Damn it, I just got home!"
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"See? I knew that was gonna be your reaction."
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"TOGETHER: Stop aggravating me."
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"TOGETHER: Drop it already!"
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"TOGETHER: Gah!"
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"If you do just one of the things on my list"
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"I've been begging you to do for ages,"
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"I'll forget all about the kitchen."
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""Wear a turtleneck." No."
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""Couples massage." No."
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""Floss." No one does that."
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""Yoga?" Never."
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""Picnic." pass."
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""Boxer shorts?""
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"How dare you?"
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"This is the worst list ever made. I hate this list."
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"Just pick one. Fine."
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""Jean dungarees.""
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"I'll wear your damn jean dungarees."
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"ADULT ADAM: For the first time ever, my dad wore a pair of jeans"
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"to prove to my mom he could be flexible."
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"Unfortunately, he could barely move."
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"I like them."
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"Well, tell me what exactly you like about them, huh?"
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"Be specific."
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"Well, I like that there's one leg for each of my legs."
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"I love the stiff, unforgiving fabric."
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"(BOTH CHUCKLE)"
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"Nope! I can't sit in them!"
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"They chafe, Bevy! They chafe!"
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"My God, you can't even wear a new pair of pants"
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"for 30 seconds?"
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"Fine. I'm a creature of habit."
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"And you're still not getting that new kitchen."
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"Well, I don't need you to give it for me to get it."
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"I can get it without you giving it."
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"I don't get it. I'm gonna build it myself."
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"Wait!"
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"I can't move!"
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"Take them off!"
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"ADULT ADAM: While my mom was on a mission,"
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"Barry made a precise game plan on how we'd become rap stars."
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"Okay!"
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"First up, we need a fly style to set us apart from the pack."
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"Run-DMC has Adidas."
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"Public Enemy wears clocks."
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"The Fat Boys have obesity."
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"I got it! We each dress like a Fraggle."
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"You be Boober. Geoff is Wembley."
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"I'll be a Doozer."
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"No. A Gorg. No! Doozer!"
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"You're mispronouncing "dork" and "loser.""
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"Next. Oh, I know."
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"What if we dress like things that Erica likes?"
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"I could go into her room,"
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"poke around, see what makes her tick."
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"No, no. That's weird."
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"You're both weird."
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"I know exactly the style we're gonna rock."
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"Boom!"
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"Now, this is a look."
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"But aren't we just dressed exactly like Beastie Boys?"
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"No."
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"Mike D wears Volkswagen."
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"I'm wearing Station Wagon."
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"MCA wears a leather jacket."
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"Yours is pleather."
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"Ad-Rock wears a Stuyvesant Phys-ed shirt."
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"Yours is from Jenkintown Elementary."
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"Nice. Super-different."
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