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Clips from The Goldbergs - The Tasty Boys (S03E03)

"That is, until we heard a group that would change our lives forever."
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"¶ Well, I'm Mike D, and I'm back from the dead"
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"¶ Chillin' at the beach down at club med ¶"
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"ADULT ADAM: The Beastie Boys."
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"To us, they weren't just a rap group."
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"They were a way of life."
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"We copied their videos and memorized every single lyric."
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"Simply put, they were a game-changer."
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"I'm telling you, dude, if Mike D met us,"
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"he would be like, "We should be best friends." For sure!"
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"We're practically related."
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"They rap, they party hard, and they're in the tribe."
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"All three of them! What are the chances?"
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"Wait a minute."
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"Do you realize what this means?"
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"If the Beasties can make it, so can we."
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"Answer me this."
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"Do we not have a license to ill?"
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"Dude, you spelled "license" wrong."
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"Don't pass this offer up, Ad-Rock."
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"I think you have what it takes"
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"to join my Beastie Boys inspired supergroup, The Tasty Boys."
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"Could we give it five more minutes on the name?"
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"No! The name has stuck."
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"You'd really let me into your rap supergroup?"
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"Of course."
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"Your weird voice sounds like you have a young man"
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"and an old woman stuck in your body,"
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"so I'll clearly be the breakout star."
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"I accept!"
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"Ill."
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"We are so ill."
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"Who's ill? Oh, my God, get to bed."
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"No one's going to school today."
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"But... Ba-ba-ba!"
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"We're both ill and sick."
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"I guess the only thing I can do is wait on you hand and foot in front of the TV."
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"Come on. Yeah."
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"Being a rap star is awesome!"
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"¶ I'm twisted up inside"
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"¶ But nonetheless I feel the need to say"
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"¶ I don't know the future"
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"¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶"
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"ADULT ADAM: It was January 6, 1980-something."
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"The fateful day my mom first laid eyes"
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"on our neighbors' new kitchen. Ta-da!"
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"Everything was brand-new."
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"It was an '80s architectural masterpiece of Formica in every shade of brown."
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"Is that a lazy Susan? It is!"
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"Is this almond-colored?"
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"It's beautiful."
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"Like dirty snow."
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"This linoleum, it looks like real tile."
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"Oh, it spins around!"
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"Look! The cinnamon was in the back, and now it's in the front!"
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"And the best part, Charles did the whole thing himself,"
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"and it cost half the price."
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"Get out. I swear."
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"No, get out of my way."
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"Move your body. I must speak to Murray now. Wha..."
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"We're getting a new kitchen."
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"What's wrong with the old kitchen?"
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"You just said it. It's old."
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"It doesn't have what I need in a kitchen. Hello, Bill."
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"All you need in the kitchen is food and forks."
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"And maybe a cup or two."
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"Also, you'd be surprised how often you use a juicer."
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"Then it's settled. We're gonna get a juicer."
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"Damn it, Bevy, you win again."
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"I mean it. We need to renovate."
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"This thing should be in a museum."
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"A museum of ugly refrigerators. Blech!"
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"And look at this floor."
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"No, don't. It'll give you a seizure."
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"And what about these lazy-Susan-less cabinets?"
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"I've got to move the other spices out of the way like a wild animal."
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"Like, "Oh, here's the tarragon." Oh. (CLATTERING)"
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"And now I'm stressed out."
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"She did make a mess."
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"Bevy, I'd love to give you a new kitchen,"
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"but it would cost a fortune."
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"And the materials alone..."
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"I'm a tile man. I'll hook you up for free."
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"Yeah, but the labor. I'll install it myself."
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"Bill, read the room."
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"I see what this is about."
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"You don't want this 'cause you're afraid of change."
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"(SCOFFS) What are you talking about?"
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"You're a creature of habit."
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"For the last 10 years, you've had the same job, same car, same clothes."
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"Just because I like things a certain way"
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"doesn't mean I'm a creature of habit."
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"Then how do you explain this?"
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"ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, Coca-Cola announced new coke,"
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"which sent their old-school customers into a tailspin."
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"The second you find out that coke is changing their recipe,"
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"you start to stockpile."
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"What kind of person is afraid of new coke? It's nuts."
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"I'm not afraid."
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"I just like the old-timey original kind."
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"Okay, see? You're just proving my point."
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"Bevy, I try new stuff. Like that big pink orange I ate that one time."
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"The grapefruit?"
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"Yeah. Never again."
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"The point is, I love change."
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"Well, there's gonna be some big changes around here."
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"Big changes!"
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"ADULT ADAM: As my mom was laying down the law,"
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"Barry was laying down some tracks. (BEATBOXING)"
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"¶ Good afternoon, my name is Barry"
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"¶ I came to get down, and my rhymes are scary ¶"
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"You morons!"
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"I told you to stop going in my room"
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"and stealing my old glasses."
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"But we need 'em to get the cool fisheye-lens effect."
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"Your jacked-up eyeballs are our hip-hop supergroup's game."
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"I'm sorry. Supergroup?"
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"You may play the guitar and sing like an angel,"
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"but I'm the real musician in the family."
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"I'm just happy he's including me."
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