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Clips from The Goldbergs - The Tasty Boys (S03E03)

"Now that we're rocking our look,"
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"there's only one thing left."
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"Entourage?"
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"You can massage our shoulders,"
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"polish our gold, lie to our wives,"
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"and romance second-tier groupies not hot enough for us."
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"We're in."
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"Picking up the crumbs! (LAUGHS)"
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"ADULT ADAM: Everything was in place."
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"And even though the Tasty Boys didn't have any actual songs,"
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"the next logical step was to shoot an album cover."
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"ERICA: Hey. It's the Pasty Boys."
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"What are you wannabes doing?"
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"Just locking down our album cover."
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"Without writing any songs?"
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"Songs. We got that covered."
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"Actually, she's right."
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"We haven't, like, written anything."
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"Hello? Ever hear of Eric B. & Rakim?"
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"We're just like them!"
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"We don't write. We feel the beat,"
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"let it flow, freestyle."
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"Wait. Like make it up as we go? That seems hard."
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"Is it?"
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"¶ Good Afternoon, My name is Barry"
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"¶ I came to get down, and my rhymes are scary"
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"Boom! Oh! Oh!"
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"Whoo! He just rhymed 'Barry' with 'scary'"
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"All you're gonna do is embarrass yourselves."
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"Erica, we're not like you."
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"We don't live in fear."
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"Okay. You're delusional."
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"You can't have an album without songs."
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"And you can't be superstars"
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"without ever performing a concert."
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"She's right."
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"We need a gig. Huge one!"
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"Okay, not what I meant."
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"Entourage..."
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"You run west."
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"You run east."
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"Spread the word that the Tasty Boys are coming."
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"All right."
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"The hype machine begins."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"ADULT ADAM: Even though my dad was scared of change,"
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"my mom decided to change the entire kitchen."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Oh, since you won't build my dream kitchen, I'm gonna build it myself."
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"You were serious about that?"
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"You call a hammer a 'poundy thingy.'"
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"Well, now I don't need your help,"
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"because now I have someone on my side who loves change."
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"Bob Vila from This Old House. Ha!"
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"ADULT ADAM: That's right. In the '80s,"
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"Bob Vila was the original voice of DIY home improvement."
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"Fine. Go ahead. (DRILL WHIRRING)"
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"But I'm not gonna clean up your mess."
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"Shows what you know!"
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"With Bob Vila on my side, I can build anything!"
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"ADULT ADAM: Unfortunately, my mom didn't build a new kitchen."
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"She just destroyed the old one,"
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"down to the very last cupboard."
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"What the hell happened?"
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"I wrecked the kitchen."
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"Now I have no place to cook."
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"We're gonna have to order italian takeout,"
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"like a bunch of hobos."
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"That Bob Vila is a real piece of work."
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"Building us up, making us think we could lay tile."
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"We can't lay tile."
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"I'll call Bill, and we'll fix this."
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"Oh, you would do that for me?"
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"Oh, thank you, honey. You're the best."
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"(GROANS)"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Where did all the tears go? What's happening?"
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"What's happening is, I ruined the kitchen on purpose."
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"No. You wouldn't."
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"I mean, you would."
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"I know he'll be happier when it's all said and done."
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"I mean, sometimes creatures of habit"
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"just need a tiny bit of nudging."
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"ADULT ADAM: While my mom was planning the perfect place to eat,"
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"we had the school eating from the palm of our hands."
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"Oh, my God! You're playing the pep rally?"
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"This is so out of hand."
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"No, the Tasty Boys are the real deal."
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"I heard after the pep rally, they're playing Live Aid."
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"I heard Capitol Records"
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"gave them each a Porsche as a signing bonus."
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"Plus, they're bonkers hot."
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"No. None of that is true."
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"You're not true."
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"Oh, my God, here they come!"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, miss."
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"This is a VIP area."
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"It's okay. She's a groupie."
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"I am not... just let me through."
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"This is crazy."
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"Why does everyone think you guys"
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"are an actual group with a record deal?"
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"'Cause we told them!"
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"Isn't that genius? It's called hype."
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"No, it's called lying."
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"Oh. I see what this is."
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"You're just mad 'cause we're getting all the attention."
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"Kind of seems like someone's jealous."
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"Oh, my God, you are insane."
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"I'm annoyed. I'm not jealous."
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"I'm so jealous!"
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"Well, you should be."
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"I heard they're teaming up with Eric B. & Rakim"
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"for their next record."
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"What? The hype has reached you, too?"
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"Who told you? I heard it from Naked Rob."
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"Dear God."
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"I've been working on my music my whole life,"
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"and just watch... Those idiots are gonna get famous."
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"Honey, just focus on your own music."
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