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Clips from Lazor Wulf (2019) - Still Dying to Eat (S02E02)

"♪ la, la, la ♪"
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"♪ da da da da ♪"
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"♪ da da da da da da ♪"
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"♪ heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ♪"
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"And we all know who y'all got to thank for introducing"
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"The heated toilet seat to strongburg right?"
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"Hmm."
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"Ugh. Was it battle ham?"
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"Y'all know what it is."
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"Folks were living in the damn dark ages before that."
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"Listen, lazor wulf, as your bestest homie,"
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"I say that sounds like a bunch of horse sh--"
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"I'm usually not one to mix shit-talk with food-talk,"
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"But shout-out to the homie battle ham"
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"For all his contributions to our modern society."
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"[ smack! Smack! Smack! ]"
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"If you can't carry 7,000 mozzarella sticks,"
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"Then it shouldn't be an option on the damn "food go-go" app."
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"I hear you, but let's be our most honest selves right now."
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"Do you really need any more mozzarella sticks?"
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"Oh, [bssh]"
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"Dude must have hit his head or something."
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"Shut up, wallace!"
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"Are you saying I need to go on a diet?"
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"Unh-unh. Don't put that on me, bro."
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"Oh, here it go."
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"So "food go-go" thinks I need to go on a diet, huh?"
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"Well, I guess I'm going on a [bssh] diet,"
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"And y'all know when I go on a diet..."
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"[ sighs ] the whole world goes on a diet."
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"That's [bssh] right."
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"Unless folks ate already."
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"So...How do I get hooooom--"
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"[ smack! ]"
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"Huh? Huh?"
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"What the hell?"
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"Y'all know I don't mix magic with my food."
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"My corn and pizza rolls!"
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"Brr! I demand to speak to a manager right now."
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"Woman: Good thing we ate already."
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"Anyone seen where battle ham went?"
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"[ whirring ]"
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"Hola, dickheads."
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"Look what I just bought off the dorkhole."
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"Oh, [bssh]."
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"Did y'all blow up another esther's?"
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"Nah. It -- it just disappeared."
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"Nice tank."
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"How we talking about tanks when battle ham"
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"And all of the food is gone?"
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"Well, I mean, it is a ham, and ham is food, so..."
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"Ah! Hey, watch your mouth."
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"Battle ham is more than food."
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"Whoa. You can't be fighting on no empty stomach, my dude."
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"You're right, yeti."
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"I lost my composure."
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"So battle ham is -- is really gone?"
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"Looks that way, my dude."
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"So y'all want to go home and watch "my bruther and mee"?"
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"Goo punch! Everybody!"
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"Goo punch!"
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"I can't, not with bh gone."
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"I'm so sorry, lazor."
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"I bought a [bssh] tank."
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"[ sighs ]"
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"Dude loved tanks... And heated toilet seats."
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"We were living in the dark ages before those."
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"Shout-out to the homie, for real."
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"[ indistinct talking ]"
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"Jet skis, chocolaty cereal, box braids --"
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"That was all battle ham."
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"Well, battle ham introduced me to gladys."
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"[ barks ]"
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"Battle ham taught me how to load my first gat."
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"Ooh, lil buster taught me how to drive my biggety bus."
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"And let's not forget that battle ham also produced"
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"The josh hartnett-starring vehicle "the faculty.""
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"What? No. Y'all are missing the..."
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"Ham! Battle ham! Battle ham!"
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"Never mind. I'm going to the mall."
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"That was battle ham's third favorite place."
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"You want us to come with you,"
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"You know, mainly me, your bestest homie?"
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"No. I'd rather go alone."
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"Plus, battle ham never really liked you."
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"[ gasps ]"
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"You're hugging me too tight."
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"Car sticker? Hell yes."
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"These folks are phony as -- [ tv static ]"
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"It is I, lamont brickwater, and tonight, I plan"
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"On premiering the beginning of my 37-part docuseries,"
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""the strongest of hams. The battle ham story.""
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"I, lazor wulf, am not okay with this."
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"Merch! Merch! Merch!"
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"Canon, what the [bssh] is this?"
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"What it is, is what it look like --"
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"Celebrating a lost soul the only way one should,"
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"With merch!"
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"[ zap! ]"
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"'cause we family, I'm-a let that slide,"
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"But you better change your [bssh] attitude."
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"More like hater wulf."
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"Oh, no."
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"Wah! Wah! Oh!"
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"Look at you. [ growls ]"
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"Bet you hungry as hell."
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"Shut up, wallace! Ah!"
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"Strongburg-ians..."
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"What's going on here, kim?"
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"Hey, lazor. You here for yeti's show too, huh?"
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"Yeti's show?"
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"You are gathered to witness my newest of trick,"
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"One that I've named"
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"Battle ham is the greatest friend"
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"I have ever [bssh] had."
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"Audience: Yay! I will perform this trick"
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"Both blindfold and then backwards."
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"He better not, though."
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"[ sighs ]"
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"Lazor wulf leaves as yeti pulls off the trick with ease."
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