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Clips from Lazor Wulf (2019) - Still Dying to Eat (S02E02)

"Mm, mm, mm. So much anger in his little heart."
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"Probably just hungry."
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"No."
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"No."
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"No!"
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"♪ you say you overlook? ♪"
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"♪ nah, you just overcook ♪"
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"♪ how you gonna roast me ♪"
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"♪ when I wrote the cookbook? ♪"
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"[ laughs ]"
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"Oh, we rap for our food 'round here, baby."
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"Well, prepare to be blown away"
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"Because I'm not only the best rapper..."
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"[ stomach growls ]"
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"...But I'm also hungry."
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"♪ mayonnaise, lettuce, pickles, and meat ♪"
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"♪ two slices of bread and a side of cheese ♪"
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"That ain't no freestyle."
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"That was a lunch order."
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"[ laughs ] give me back my mic."
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"What you mean? That was great."
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"Give me something to eat now."
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"Can't you see I'm hungry?"
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"Please, feed me."
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"[bssh] no."
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"You gon' starve to death."
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"You hear me?! You gon' starve."
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"[ crying ]"
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"Yep. I give this, like, 5 more minutes."
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"Coming up in a couple minutes --"
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"If a horse is stupid, and nobody hears it..."
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"[ zap! ]"
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"♪♪"
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"You ain't never had your ass beat, huh?"
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"Hmm. Don't think I have."
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"[ crying ]"
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"We were beyond friends, jamantha."
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"We were family."
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"There wasn't a day we didn't go to the mall."
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"[ crying ]"
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"So I've petitioned to get strongburg"
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"To be renamed to strongham,"
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"And we will be meeting at strongburg square"
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"[crying] to properly commiserate my buddy."
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"[ cries ]"
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"Mmm, that's that good [bssh]."
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"Okay. I'm ready."
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"Wait. Are we li-- are we live?"
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"What the [bssh] is wrong with you?"
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"Do you hate me that much?"
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"You [bssh] got me on tv looking like a goddamn --"
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"[ static ]"
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"That, right there, is the last straw."
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"These mother[bssh] play too much."
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"[ chatter ]"
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"[ slam! ] unh-unh."
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"Walk back out that door and walk in my store"
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"Like you got some damn sense."
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"For real?"
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"[ creaking ]"
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"So what's your problem?"
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"It's disgusting, and I am disgusted."
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"Oh, the battle ham thing."
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"Look, folks are going to mourn how they mourn."
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"Nah, [bssh] that."
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"Folks can go get their own dead friends to mourn."
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"Spinna, battle ham is everyone's dead friend now,"
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"And you got to live with that."
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"Also, you don't own the dude."
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"And neither does -- hey, boss."
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"It looks like your copyright for battle ham --"
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"Okay, thanks, kinny! Bye!"
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"What did you file a copyright for?"
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"Uh, hmm, uh, how do I put this?"
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"Damn, blazor, really? Look."
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"The opportunity presented itself, and I took it."
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"You know me."
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"I'm a grabber of opportunities."
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"That is so [bssh] up."
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"Look. It seemed like a great idea at the time."
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"And what time was that?"
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"'cause the homie and the food disappeared 7 minutes ago."
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"About 10 minutes ago."
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"Look. Just take it."
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"Seriously, take it before I change my mind."
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"For real? Yes!"
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"Consider it an early and last birthday present."
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"I don't usually thank folks, but --"
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"Well, don't start today 'cause that's not how we were raised."
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"Well, I've got one more last favor to ask."
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"People of strongburg, it's me, ♪ stupid horse ♪"
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"Thank you for pulling up to this special occasion."
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"Battle ham! Battle ham!"
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"Shut up! I'm [bssh] talking here."
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"We are here for battle ham, my best friend,"
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"And we are here to get strongburg renamed to..."
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"[deep voice] strongham."
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"[ sighs ] can we cheer now,"
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"Or you gon' tell us to shut up again?"
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"Oh, uh, yeah. Y'all can cheer now."
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"Audience: Uh, yay!"
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"Okay. That's enough."
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"I also wrote a song that ♪ I'd love to sing ♪"
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"Ah!"
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"♪ oh, my god ♪"
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"♪ it's armageddon ♪"
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"Where'd that come from?"
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"Over there."
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"-Oh, go, go. Get out of the way! -Ah!"
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"Man: It is a wulf driving a tank."
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"All of y'all dum-dums have 3 seconds to disperse."
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"Lazor wulf, what is this about?"
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"You know what this is about."
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"Y'all being annoying as [bssh]"
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"And lying on my dead homie's name,"
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"And now that I own the rights, it'll strictly be pay-to-play."
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"Is this about the t-shirts?"
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"Abandon ship, my dudes."
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"Mother[bssh] done lost his mind!"
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"That's right, strongburg. Skedaddle, dickheads!"
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