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Clips from The Goldbergs - A Chorus Lie (S03E03)

"Those people out there, they want to see "a chorus line,""
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"not "a chorus lie.""
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"I'm so confused by your moral high ground. Again, this was all you."
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"Mom, it's fine."
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"This recording is gonna blow the freaking roof off this place."
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"And so are you with your own voices."
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"Yes, they are creaking and cracking."
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"And, yes, your foreheads are very shiny, all right?"
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"And you take insanely long showers,"
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"but it doesn't matter"
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"because you're all just as amazing as you always were."
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"I don't feel amazing."
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"You? What's your problem?"
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"Oh, you heard my voice. Who cares?"
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"I got bacne, dude. Crazy bacne."
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"So? I sweat constantly for no reason."
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"I-I'm sweating right now, and it's like 50 degrees in here."
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"I've got a weird thing for Sally Jessy Raphael."
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"BEVERLY: See?"
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"None of you are alone."
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"You're all going through something that everybody has to suffer through."
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"Come on. Who's with me?"
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"Screw it."
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"Let's go out there and give them"
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"the best worst musical the school has ever seen."
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"ADULT ADAM: And so we sang it."
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"We really sang it."
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"And it wasn't pretty, but it was definitely us."
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"¶ Kiss today goodbye"
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"¶ The sweetness and the sorrow"
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"ALL: ¶ Wish me luck"
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"¶ The same"
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"¶ To you"
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"Sure, growing up is hard and awkward and embarrassing."
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"But if you're lucky, you just mind find the courage"
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"to sing your way through it..."
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"¶ What I did for love ¶"
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"...or have someone talk you through it when you least expect it."
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"Hey, peanut."
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"I, uh, heard about the kid with the hair."
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"So, uh, you're not going to the dance, huh?"
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"Honestly, I hate dances."
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"And the nice thing about being alone"
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"is that there's no one here bothering me, acting like a moron."
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"Oh, my God, Barry's right."
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"God, I'm just like you."
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"Sorry."
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"I get it."
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"But there's hope. Why?"
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"Well, things work out."
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"I met your mom."
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"She sees the best in everybody, even a grump like me."
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"All I'm saying is"
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"just give people a chance."
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"Don't be a moron."
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"ADULT ADAM: 'Cause as hard as it is to grow up,"
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"it's even harder to go through it alone."
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"And when you open up and put yourself out there,"
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"you'll be surprised where it leads."
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"Erica, hi!"
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"Greetings and salutations."
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"You busy?"
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"Uh, not really. I was just waiting for my cousin to call back."
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"I thought maybe we could still make the end of the dance."
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"Well, I was thinking maybe we could hang out instead."
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"No way. As friends."
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"Yeah, no. Let's not put a label on it."
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"Let's... Mmm-hmm."
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"So, what do you say we go grab a slushie?"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Mmm, check this out."
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"Gleaming the cube."
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"What does that even mean? No one knows."
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"(GRUNTS) (LAUGHS)"
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"Oh, my God, Geoff, are you okay?"
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"No, not a new one. It's photo day at school."
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"You came to the right place."
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"No, get out! I don't want any of your terrible advice."
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"Dude, I'm a pimple pro. You got to pop that thing immediately."
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"Everyone says not to pop it."
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"Look at this flawless skin."
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"It's like baby Italian marble."
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"Would you rather have a pizza face or a Barry face?"
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"Fine. I'll just pop the thing."
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"Oh, I gotta get this on film."
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"Come on."
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"Let's get a close-up of that zit."
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"Hey, why are you covering it? Don't feel so embarrassed."
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"Let me see that zit. Come on. For memories."
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"BARRY: Let's get a close-up of that zit."
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"He's covering his mouth 'cause he doesn't want anyone to see his zit."
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"(LAUGHS) (BELL DINGS)"
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"Yes! I am literally the coolest man alive!"
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"I'm not bragging. It's just pure fact."
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"My God, you're so cute!"
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"I just want to scrumple you up and eat you whole!"
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"But of course, no one stays a kid forever."
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"Yeah."
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"You sure about this?"
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"People are gonna know I'm covering up a zit."
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"Don't worry, pal. I'll just tell everyone in school I pummeled your face."
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"You're a good brother. The best."
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"Here, you got a giant one forming on your forehead, too."
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"Maybe I could hide the pimples, but the rest was hard to mask."
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"Let's go! Hustle!"
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"This is called scooter ball,"
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"not "sit in the corner and talk to Kevin" ball."
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"I began to smell different."
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"Whoa, Goldfarb!"
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"Wheel it in!"
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"Time for a private huddle!"
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"I'm gonna put this delicately, kid."
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"You smell like a gym sock's butt."
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"Uh, thanks."
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"You smell like a garlic diaper. Thanks?"
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"You smell like egg salad left in a humidifier. Thanks."
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"I assume you don't notice since you live with that stink 24/7."
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"Oh, no, I smell it."
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"There's half a Speed Stick in my desk."
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"It's yours now. Be liberal with it."
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