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Clips from The PJs (1999) - The Door (S01E01)

"NARRATOR: Once upon a time, in the projects..."
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"(COMPLAINING)"
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"They think I got nothing better to do"
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"than spend all day messing with this..."
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"(STRAINING) Pipe!"
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"Hey, Super."
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"Did you find out why the hot water's not working?"
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"Yeah, the hot water ain't working"
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"'cause your daddy ain't working."
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"You tell your daddy to get a job and pay his gas bill,"
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"then you got some hot water coming to you."
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"Until then, y'all go on and chill."
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"That's what you kids say, "chill," right?"
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"Well, now you know what it means to chill."
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"Now go on, keep it real."
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"Mmm. (GRUNTS)"
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"Yeah, that outta do it."
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"(GURGLING)"
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"(STAMMERING ANGRILY)"
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"Yeah, I thought not."
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"GIRL: Thanks, Super."
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"Now, remember, I give you my guarantee."
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"If y'all break it again, I guarantee you"
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"I'm not coming back up here."
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"CALVIN: Come up and give us some food!"
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"Juicy, what's going on here?"
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"It's a rat. We're chasing it out."
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"(GIGGLING)"
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"THURGOOD: Just leave it be."
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"Hey there, little rascal."
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"(BARKING)"
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"That ain't no rat! It's a dog!"
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"No pets allowed! Go on, shoo!"
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"How'd that dog get in here, Calvin?"
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"Come in the front door, Super."
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"It's broken again."
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"Again? I just fixed the door last week."
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"(SCOFFS) You call that fixed?"
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"(THURGOOD GASPS)"
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"Son of a Billy Dee!"
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"Look at that tacky job you done."
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"It makes me sick!"
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"I don't believe this."
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"People can't take care of nothing!"
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"And then we got filth"
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"coming in here all hours of the day and night."
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"Do you know there was a wino"
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"relieving himself in the stairwell?"
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"I had to chase him out. (GRUNTS)"
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"(MOANING) So is the bathroom free now?"
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"You do not belong in here, you damn crackhead."
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"Go smoke your crack, please."
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"For you information, I'm trying to quit."
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"See? I'm wearing a crack patch."
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"That is a Band-Aid, Mr. Crack."
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"That would explain the less than satisfactory results."
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"Go on, get out of here!"
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"Wait!"
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"You want to buy a watch?"
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"Why the devil would I want to buy a watch from you?"
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"It's yours."
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"What? Give me that!"
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"6:59?"
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"Oh, no! Can't talk, gotta go!"
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"Hey, hey!"
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"What about this riff-raff? Mmm."
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"Thurgood, do you know what time it is?"
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"Of course I know what time it is. Help me get ready."
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"Oh, you know, this is why I always write things down."
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"You notice I never miss my stories."
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"Oh, like when Crystal plotted to take over"
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"the Cortland Apricot Plantation."
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"No blah, blah, blah!"
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"(WHEEL OF FORTUNE THEME PLAYING)"
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"(EXHALES DEEPLY)"
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"Thank you, Jesus, for the Wheel."
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"You know, Thurgood,"
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"I was talking with a couple of the tenants today."
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"Did you know there's a problem with the front door?"
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"Pick a "T." Pick a "T.""
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"A "K"? Who the hell asks for a "K"?"
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"There ain't no "K's" in there."
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"(BELL RINGING ON TV)"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Unbelievable. Mmm-hmm."
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"I was talking to the Ramis boy from 211."
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"Oh, yeah, that's the one that hijacked an armored car."
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"Ain't he a fugitive from justice?"
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"Yes, he could only talk a minute."
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"Anyway, he said with all these strangers"
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"waltzing through here, he doesn't feel safe anymore."
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"Well, someone brought up the notion of a tenants meeting."
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"You know, that's not a bad idea."
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"Muriel, you are not dragging me to no tenant's meeting."
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"I've been working all day, and I'm staying right here in this chair."
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"Well, that's exactly what I told them."
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"Come on in, everybody!"
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"(PEOPLE MURMURING)"
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"With that door broken, what's to stop some strange man"
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"from coming all up in here and having his way with me?"
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"(WHISPERS) The long-ass line."
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"Thurgood! Ow!"
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"That's my sister. (SCOFFS)"
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"Yo, what I'm concerned about"
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"is this black on black crime."
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"'Cause we brothers gotta look out for our Nubian sisters."
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"What the hell is he talking about? He ain't black."
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"You are from Korea!"
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"Some nut keeps coming in here"
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"leaving hot food outside my door."
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"What kind of sickness is that?"
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"It's called meals on wheels."
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"Call it what you want. It makes me..."
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"(GRUNTING) Now look what you've gone and done."
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"You done gave me a stroke!"
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"Thank you."
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"Now you gonna fix that door, Thurgood?"
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"ALL: Yeah, when you gonna fix it?"
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"Why should I?"
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"Y'all stampede on it, bleed on it."
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