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Clips from The PJs (1999) - The Door (S01E01)

"I think some of y'all even peed on it."
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"Uh-huh, yeah, look at you, look at you."
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"Let me tell y'all something."
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"And I'm only gonna say this once."
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"I'll fix that door when y'all fix your attitude"
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"and start taking care of what you got."
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"(ALL MUTTERING) People!"
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"We don't need no door to protect us."
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"No, no!"
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"Mambo Garcelle got the cure."
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"First, you take a chicken heart,"
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"put it on a juju stick,"
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"and place it in the doorway."
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"Anybody come within three feet,"
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"their lungs turn black as coal."
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"(BOTH WHIMPERING)"
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"Oh, that's beautiful."
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"Now that's somebody really doing their homework."
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"There's only one little small flaw in your slaw."
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"How the hell are we supposed to get in the building?"
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"You didn't think of that, did you, Haiti Lady?"
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"Voodoo, I got more voodoo in my..."
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"(THURGOOD SCREAMS)"
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"Muriel, take some advice from your big sister."
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"Tell Thurgood, as long as that door stays open,"
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"you stay closed."
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"Okay?"
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"Well, in Thurgood's defense,"
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"he has fixed it a lot."
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"Preach to them, Muriel, preach!"
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"I think what we need is a new door."
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"What?"
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"It's the only solution, Goodie."
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"(ALL MURMURING) Yeah!"
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"ALL: New door! New door!"
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"Or you'll be sorry. Oh!"
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"Y'all chant all y'all want!"
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"Y'all ain't getting no new door."
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"Please, this place is safe."
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"(EXHALES)"
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"Hey, where's my 40?"
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"(GULPING) Ah!"
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"I'd say it's more like a 15 now."
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"What the... (GROANING) (HUMMING)"
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"THURGOOD: Muriel, I think it's time we get a new door."
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"MURIEL: Oh, Thurgood! Look at all these things we can requisition."
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""Replacement radiators. Replacement windows.""
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"Mmm, "See plywood.""
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"Oh, here we are! "Replacement doors.""
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"Oh, isn't this fun?"
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"HUD LADY: What?"
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"Good morning. I'm Muriel Stubbs."
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"Yes, and I'm Thurgood Stubbs, chief superintendent..."
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"Fill this out."
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"Oh, for the love of... This is gonna take all day!"
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"Mmm-hmm, if you keep talking."
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"Would you care for a cup of coffee, Mrs. Stubbs?"
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"Oh, that would be lovely!"
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"Oh!"
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"(MUTTERING)"
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"Now don't tell me these beautiful children are yours."
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"That's Lasagna and Chevron."
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"Do you have any kids?"
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"No, Thurgood has very weak sperm."
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"Muriel!"
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"(WHISPERING) Doctor says they're lazy."
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"Uh, here, I'm done. Hey!"
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"Uh, when should we expect delivery?"
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"(GRUNTING) Careful, Thurgood."
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"You're scraping it."
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"(SNIFFS)"
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"Ah! You smell that, boys?"
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"That's new door smell. Here. Read the manual."
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"Why don't you read it, Super?"
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"'Cause I got to do all the work, that's why."
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"Super can't read."
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"Hey, fool! Ouch!"
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""Congratulations on the purchase of your new Thugaway 2000.""
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"Hey, listen to this."
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""Space age polymers make this revolutionary door""
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""both the heaviest and the lightest ever built.""
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"BOTH: Wow!"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Now that's how you hang a door."
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"Well, what about this?"
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"Hmm. What about what?"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Now who's ready to test it?"
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"All right, all right. You had your fun."
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"Come on, guns are only for special occasions."
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"Give me that, come on. Everybody."
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"The ankle piece, too, Juicy."
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"Fire in the hole!"
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"JUICY: Now that's phat!"
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"That was dope!"
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"(CHEERING)"
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"Just as we asked for our new door to protect us,"
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"we must ask for protection for our new door."
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"So let us now bow our heads and all join hands"
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"as Haiti Lady leads us in a voodoo hex."
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"Miss Haiti, if you would be so kind."
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"For a lifetime protection,"
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"need extra strong wonga juice."
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"No, no, hell, no. No rooster blood."
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"Fine. Have it your way."
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"(MUTTERING)"
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"(ALL GASP)"
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"There. That's good for 90 days, parts and labor."
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"THURGOOD: Now, all you crackheads... Out!"
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"Deshawn, Bevs, call me."
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"Come on, you too, let's go, let's go!"
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"Okay, Calvin, it's time."
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"(ALL EXCLAIMING)"
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"(CHEERING)"
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"Thurgood, what are you doing?"
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"Al Roker predicted frost."
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"She'll be okay, won't she, Muriel?"
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"She'll be fine, Goodie. Now come back to bed."
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"You did such a good job on that door."
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