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Clips from Farzar - Flammily Reunion (S01E01)

"Leave Harold alone! I love him!"
Farzar
"You know, if I got rid of this Harold character for you,"
Farzar
"would you be willing to give me bazarackkilldiedeath.com?"
Farzar
"You've got yourself a deal."
Farzar
"Harold's bad news."
Farzar
"I can feel it in my bones."
Farzar
"No, Edith, that's just your osteoporosis."
Farzar
"And we're right back to the zingers like the abortion stuff never happened."
Farzar
"Obviously, I wasn't up-front"
Farzar
"about the whole being an immortal galactic being thing."
Farzar
"Now that you've seen my true form,"
Farzar
"I'm sure you'll run the other direction like every other guy does."
Farzar
"Oh my God."
Farzar
"Women do that to me too."
Farzar
"The second they see me strip nude and put a gun in my mouth, they're like,"
Farzar
""Oh, how did you get into my apartment?""
Farzar
"People are so rude."
Farzar
"I guess we're just a couple of lonely weirdos, huh?"
Farzar
"I don't feel so lonely anymore."
Farzar
"♪ Love is the moon ♪"
Farzar
"♪ And love is the sun ♪"
Farzar
"♪ It's the heat of our bodies as one ♪"
Farzar
"♪ Together, you and me ♪"
Farzar
"♪ We fit so perfectly ♪"
Farzar
"♪ It's a dream… ♪"
Farzar
"I've got a mission for you, Barry."
Farzar
"♪ Love is a ride ♪"
Farzar
"♪ A mystery flight ♪"
Farzar
"♪ It's the magic that pushes through… ♪"
Farzar
"♪ And it's clear to me that love… ♪"
Farzar
"Say, I've got a mission for you, Gal."
Farzar
"Ah! Abort mission! Abort mission!"
Farzar
"♪ Ooh… ♪"
Farzar
"Well, Gal, here's to our first romantic dinner together."
Farzar
"Oh, that's sweet, Barry, but I don't eat human food."
Farzar
"In fact, I only eat one thing. [chuckles]"
Farzar
"What? Do I have something in my teeth?"
Farzar
"So that explains your full name,"
Farzar
"Galaxia, Eater of Worlds."
Farzar
"I just thought you were Greek."
Farzar
"Oh, I can't believe Fichael is late for our one-month anniversary dinner."
Farzar
"Uh, who gives a fuck?"
Farzar
"-I'm gonna call him. -[phone dialing]"
Farzar
"Fichael? Fichael, where are you?"
Farzar
"You're missing our one-month anniversary dinner."
Farzar
"Uh, sorry, I'm sick."
Farzar
"Oh! How'd you get sick?"
Farzar
"Get off my back, cunt face!"
Farzar
"Ugh, get off! Come on!"
Farzar
"What?! Uh, he hung up."
Farzar
"God, I can't believe you're thinking about giving up your virginity to that guy."
Farzar
"I'd be more picky if I were you."
Farzar
"Hey, Gramps. What are you doing at 9:01? You wanna get up in this?"
Farzar
"Thank God. I'm safe in here."
Farzar
"Spider cousin!"
Farzar
"[action music plays]"
Farzar
"Ugh! Fichael?!"
Farzar
"Val, it's not as bad as it looks."
Farzar
"These girls who are about to bang me, they're my cousins."
Farzar
"I didn't order this."
Farzar
"It's from me. I've heard a lot about you, Harold."
Farzar
"I'm Barbarack."
Farzar
"I like tennis, I make a mean squash casserole,"
Farzar
"and my bush looks like a burned-down house."
Farzar
"Wanna see?"
Farzar
"Ah. Barbarack, is it?"
Farzar
"The girls at Bible study call me Pussy Quicksilver."
Farzar
"You like to golf?"
Farzar
"I got two or three holes you can drop your balls in."
Farzar
"One of them feels like a sand trap, but I'm not telling you which one."
Farzar
"Look, Barbarack, you're a beautiful woman, and I appreciate the offer,"
Farzar
"but my heart belongs to another."
Farzar
"Ugh. I can't believe he didn't want to see my arson bush."
Farzar
"I wants to see your arson bush!"
Farzar
"[Pee-Wee Herman] He said the word of the day! Yay!"
Farzar
"I just said it!"
Farzar
"Wake up, you little twerp."
Farzar
"Here's what's about to happen."
Farzar
"I'm gonna give you the beatdown of your life."
Farzar
"Then you're going to leave this planet forever."
Farzar
"Oh, there's going to be a beatdown,"
Farzar
"but it's not going to be me."
Farzar
"Puppeteer!"
Farzar
"-[action music plays] -[grunts]"
Farzar
"Show no mercy, puppeteer!"
Farzar
"[grunts]"
Farzar
"What the fuck are you? Sesame Street Fighter?"
Farzar
"Puppeteer! Liu Kang bicycle kick."
Farzar
"-Ah! -[grunting]"
Farzar
"That's gotta be the best goddamn puppeteer in the universe."
Farzar
"Puppeteer, finish him!"
Farzar
"[grunts]"
Farzar
"-Ha ha! -[grunts]"
Farzar
"Help! I've been attacked."
Farzar
"This man assaulted a member of the royal family,"
Farzar
"an act punishable by death!"
Farzar
"Flammy, I didn't get a single punch in,"
Farzar
"which makes sense because I came here to tuck him in."
Farzar
"Those are the rules."
Farzar
"I have no choice."
Farzar
"An execution is in order."
Farzar
"Et tu, Uncle Wig?"
Farzar
"Plarf."
Farzar
"Puppeteer, make me spit on him."
Farzar
"[puppeteer] Bee-oop!"
Farzar
"Splat."
Farzar
"Where do you wanna go to dinner tonight, babe?"
Farzar
"I'm kind of craving an ice planet, or maybe something with rings."
Farzar
"Yes, about that."
Farzar
"I was wondering if it, uh, would be a good idea"
Farzar
"if you maybe cut down on the planet eating."
Farzar
"So what… what is that supposed to mean? You think I'm fat?"
Farzar
"No! No, no, no, no! [chuckles]"
Farzar
"It's more about the killing- billions-of-innocent-people thing."
Farzar
"Why not eat uninhabited planets?"
Farzar
"Oh, here we go! All vegans want to talk about is being vegan."
Farzar
"Look, this time with you has made me so happy that it's been days"
Farzar
"since the voice in my head told me to tongue-fuck a shotgun."
Farzar
"I'm just having a teensy problem with the planetary genocide."
Farzar
"Look at it like this."
Farzar
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