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Clips from Family Guy - Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater (S02E02)

""It seems today that all you see"
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""is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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""all the things that make us"
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""laugh 'n' cry"
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"Mother, this hot dog has been on my plate for a full minute..."
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"Mom, there is no way I'm sleeping in Chris' room this weekend!"
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"Who said Marguerite? Peter, it's just for a week."
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"Damn, crap, damn it to hell, son of a..."
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"...and nothing but the truth, so help you God?"
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"Aunt Marguerite, have you seen my towel?"
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"Nonsense, dear. You're a Pewterschmidt. Towel boy!"
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"Oh, jeez."
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"Give Aunt Marguerite a big Griffin family welcome."
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"...she was only sleeping?"
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"What?"
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"He won't rest until he kills something on every continent."
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"I dropped my watch."
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"Would you be a sport and fetch it for me?"
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"These bluebeards still treat me like scum 'cause I'm not loaded."
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"She left us something in her will."
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"Oh, my God. She's dead."
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"...home of New England's most elegant and historic estates..."
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"...the Breakers, Rosecliff, and exquisite Cherrywood Manor..."
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"...the palatial mansion of Marguerite Pewterschmidt."
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"Cherrywood? That's so generous of Aunt Marguerite."
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""We only live to kiss your ass""
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"- Any bars on that street? - 24 happy hours a day."
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""We'll stop Jehovahs at the gate""
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""Hundred bucks, Blake is gay"
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""We'll do your nails and rub your feet""
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""We'll do your homework every night""
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"That's why we got that Steven Hawking guy."
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""We'd take a bullet just for you""
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"Welcome!"
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"After all, we'll only be here on weekends."
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"That's "Pewterschmidt"!"
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""Tonight I sleep alone"
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"Intimate."
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"That's right, honey."
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"Please, Mom. Look, there's a pool."
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"Yeah. And there's a chair."
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"The solarium is at the far end of the west wing."
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"Yes. All work and no play makes Stewie a dull boy."
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"Across the hall from the library we have the billiard room."
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"And here we have the lounge."
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"We have 10 varieties of single malt scotch and a wine cellar with over 10,000 bottles."
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"I did love spending time here when I was a kid."
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"Jonathan and I just returned from sailing our yacht around the world."
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"Hand to God. I'm telling you, it was a huge freakin' rat."
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"Five times as big as that guy's steak."
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"I barely had time to stuff Lois' salmon in my jacket."
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"This sucks."
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"You gotta help me. Teach me how to be a gentleman."
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"How's that?"
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"But just for the heck of it, let's try again."
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"Meg, that's a terrible thing to say."
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"He was so different from everyone else."
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"Kids, if you marry for love, your life will be filled with its own riches."
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"You! Bring me The Wall Street Journal!"
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"You two, fight to the death!"
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"Who are we kidding? You haven't made any progress."
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"If you so much as glance at the right TV, I'm giving you 10,000 volts."
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"...the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa..."
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"I hope he didn't change his mind."
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"Maybe he's already here."
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"Looking good, fellas."
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"Peter, you're simply enchanting."
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"That's not the man I married."
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"We have a new record for the Historical Society!"
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"Peter, we had no idea you were such a philanthropist."
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"Do you collect objets d'art?"
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"Of course I do, my dear."
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"Now, would that be cash or check?"
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"Drop by Cherrywood this evening."
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"You don't have a Swiss bank account!"
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"My lawyer's advised me to keep some of my assets a secret..."
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"We're moving back to Quahog as soon as we can get packed."
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"What's that? The wind!"
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"Bon Jovi, everyone."
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"Go buy yourself some more money."
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"Hey, old bean."
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"...had turned control of the station over to Darth Vader."
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"He'll be here in half an hour."
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"That wasn't a dream. He's here for the money."
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"If I only had something worth that much money."
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"I never should've dropped Joe Green's jersey."
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"Brian, it's the Historical Society. We just gotta convince him that..."
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"So you're saying that Jesus carved his name into this mantle..."
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"...51 years before he was born."
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"That's where the market crashed. Mr. Griffin!"
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"Could that be Harriet Tubman's secret underground railroad?"
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"If you get tired of being a snob, look us up."
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"We can't. I sold our home."
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"Your Aunt Marguerite is laughing at me while she's burning in Hell..."
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"She was right. Everyone was right."
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"Lois, our problems are over!"
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"See, there's Lincoln, Grant, Robert E. Lee."
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"Those are fake!"
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"They're real. And, FYI, Lincoln had the jungle fever."
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"Simple. I just offered the people I sold it to double what they paid."
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""Lucky there's a family guy"
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""Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you"
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"...and it hasn't yet cut itself."
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"Honey, I'll be right there."
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"By all means, take your time."
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"...with a belly that protrudes halfway to bloody Boston!"
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"It smells like old milk in there!"
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"If I could find it, I'd clean it up!"
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"Kids, keep it down."
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"A week! No. Please, God, kill me now."
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"Peter!"
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"Lois, sometimes it's appropriate to swear."
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"Do you swear to tell the whole truth..."
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"I love Aunt Marguerite."
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"Because if it wasn't for her, I never would've met you, Peter."
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"Have the towel boy bring you another."
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"I don't want to bother him."
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"My name is Peter. I'll be your nipples... Towel boy!"
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"Okay, everyone."
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"Oh, my God! She's dead!"
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