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Clips from Family Guy - Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater (S02E02)

"What if they bury her and she wakes up because she wasn't really dead..."
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"That's why Mom and Dad adopted you."
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"Peter, you remember Coco, my friend from Newport?"
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"Peter, I almost didn't recognize you without a towel on your arm."
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"You know Daddy."
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"But I'm hoping they'll be back in time for Christmas."
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"I got news for them. I'm as elegant as anyone in this room."
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"Holy crap! You sweet old broad, I love you!"
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"What did we get? Come on, big money! No whammy! Stop!"
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"Peter, please! I'm sorry. He's stricken with grief."
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"Before she passed, your aunt recorded a message for you."
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"Marguerite is a shining example of how people with a lot of money..."
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"...are just plain better than everyone else."
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"Lois, you were always my favorite niece."
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"I just knew you'd find a wonderful man..."
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"...who would make all your dreams come true."
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"But I was wrong."
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"And now you're dead. Score one for Peter."
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"It's time you started living like a Pewterschmidt."
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"That's why I'm giving you my summer home in Newport."
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"Our own summerhouse!"
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"Now I feel bad for doing that thing with her toothbrush."
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"Can I see that pamphlet, sir?"
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""My God, this house is freakin' sweet"
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""I make brunch, Clive cooks lunch"
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""each and every day"
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""We'll do the best we can with Meg""
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"That's not necessary. Oh, my."
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""My God, this house is freakin' sweet"
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""Lois ran away"
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""Now we've got 30 rooms"
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""Hello, beans, good-bye, spray"
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"What a coincidence. I've got one."
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""Prepare to suck that golden teat"
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"Wait. Where are you going?"
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"The old bag only paid us up through the song."
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"We can just pick up after ourselves."
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"It's time you started living like the Piece of Schmidt you are."
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"Wait, you guys."
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"You're all hired to be full-time Griffin servants."
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"Peter, where are we gonna get the money to pay all these people?"
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"You sold our home?"
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"Surprise!"
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"Peter, how could you?"
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"Whoops."
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""But still, this house is freakin' sweet""
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"Peter, how could you sell our house in Quahog without even asking me?"
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"Honey, this is where you belong. You deserve a big house and nice stuff."
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"Like diamonds."
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"But I love our old house. You have to buy it back."
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"It's too late. Our stuff is packed."
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"It's on its way here."
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"Come on, Lois, you'll love living in Newport."
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"Sure, this house is big, but it's also very intimate."
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"So we're really gonna live here now?"
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"I don't know, Peter."
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"Come play with us, Stewie, forever and ever and ever."
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"Sweet Mary, mother of God! Jackpot!"
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"What can I get you, sir?"
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"All right, Mom!"
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"A guy's on his boat, in the middle of the ocean..."
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"...and he sees a little black dog."
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"So the guy takes the dog into the vet."
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"The freakin' vet tells him, get this, "It's not a dog. It's a rat.""
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"A big, stinking Mexican rat. True story."
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"Peter, that rat gets bigger every time you tell this story."
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"I got a million of them."
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"Like the time my buddy's sister's boss was drinking with a hooker in a Vegas bar."
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"Bam! Woke up without his kidney."
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"I can't believe they kicked me out of the yacht club."
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"Face it, Peter. You have a knack for saying the wrong thing."
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"Lois' friend "yacht boy" and his lovely wife "Caca" invited us to some..."
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"...hoity-toity auction tomorrow afternoon. I don't want to embarrass her again."
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"Peter, it's not really that hard. Let's start with polite conversation."
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"For example, "It's a pleasure to see you again. Lovely weather we're having.""
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"It's a pleasure to see you again."
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"After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in..."
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"I can get that, Sebastian."
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"To tell you the truth, we're all a little uncomfortable being waited on."
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"Cut my egg!"
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"Cut my milk!"
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"I can't, sir. It's liquid."
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"Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it!"
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"If you question me again, I'll put you on diaper detail."
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"And I promise, I won't make it easy for you!"
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"Meg, you're gonna love Newport High. It has a beautiful campus."
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"Filled with beautiful people. And I'm gonna bag me a rich one."
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"You should marry someone you love. That's what I did."
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"And he got us kicked out of the yacht club."
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"You can't be mad at your father for being himself."
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"That's the reason I fell in love with him in the first place."
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"...l'm gonna carry you off into the sunset on a white horse."
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"It better be a stretch horse with leather seats and a chauffeur."
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"Money doesn't buy happiness."
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"I beg to differ."
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"Okay, Peter, I was hoping I wouldn't have to resort to shock therapy..."
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"...but your progress has been..."
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"Got it."
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"This is the smartest show on TV."
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"Master Brian, do you really believe you can pass him off as a gentleman at the auction?"
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"And the Oscar goes to Marisa Tomei!"
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"Peter was supposed to meet us here an hour ago."
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"Maybe he's fitting in so well, we can't tell him from the other bluebloods."
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"I don't think we have to worry about that."
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"Good day."
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"Pasta Fazul."
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"Lois, please. I'm just a dog. A stupid dog."
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"Vodka stinger with a whiskey back. And step on it!"
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"Right baccarat at you."
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"He's not cramming hors d'oeuvres in his mouth or asking anyone to pull his finger."
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"So, I guess, technically, that makes you available."
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"Welcome to the Historical Society Auction."
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"Our first item is a 17th-century gilded vessel."
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"What a marvelous vessel."
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"It would look smashing in Lois's crapper. I mean "crapier"."
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"You are so right."
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"Jonathan!"
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"$140,000."
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"$150,000."
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"Come here, you!"
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