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Clips from Friends - The One with the East German Laundry Detergent (S01E01)

"Look, I made a huge mistake. I never should've broke up with her."
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"Will you help me? Please?"
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"Hold on a sec. You need to not touch any of those."
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"Okay, bye."
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"Hold on, camper. You've thought this through?"
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"It's laundry. The thinking-through is minimal."
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"This is a date. You're going on a date."
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"- Uh-uh. - Uh-huh."
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"Yes, absolutely. Saturday night, all rules apply."
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"What are you saying? I should shave again? Pick up some wine?"
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"No."
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"Okay, now what is wrong with my Snuggles?"
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"What? It says I'm a sensitive, warm kind of guy."
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"You know, like a little fuzzy bear."
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"What does Bob look like? Is he tall, short?"
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"Yep."
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"- You've never met Bob, have you? - No, but"
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"- For all we know, he's horribly - Hey, Joey!"
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"Horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now."
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"Where are they? Where are they?"
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"This is nice. We never do anything, just the two of us."
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"Great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car, run over some puppies."
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"- Here we go. - Have a good breakup."
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"We got the proofs from the shoot with the vegetables. They sucked."
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"I blew off the afternoon. I went shopping."
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"And I got you...."
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"- I got you - What?"
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"...these."
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"Bullwinkle socks."
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"- Yeah, the hug looked pretty brutal. - You weren't there."
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"- Sorry. - How are things going?"
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"Going? Things are not going. She got me socks."
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"These go with your Rockys. She really cares about you I'm sorry."
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"Coming through. Move. Move!"
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"Excuse me! I was kind of using that machine."
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"Yeah, well, now you're kind of not."
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"But I saved it. I put my basket on top."
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"I'm sorry. Is that your basket?"
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"What?"
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"What's going on?"
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"Nothing. This horrible woman just took my machine."
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"Was your basket on top?"
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"- Yeah, but there were no suds. - So?"
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"- You know, no suds, no save. - No suds, no Excuse me."
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"Hold on a second! This is my friend's machine."
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"Hey, hey, hey! That's not the rule, and you know it!"
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"All right. Show's over."
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"Nothing to see here."
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"Okay. Let's do laundry."
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"That was amazing! I can't even send back soup."
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"Well, that's because you're such a sweet, gentle...."
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"- What's that? - Uberweiss."
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"Rach, are you gonna separate those?"
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"Oh, God. Am I being a total laundry spaz?"
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"Am I supposed to use one machine for shirts and another for pants?"
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"Have you never done this before?"
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"Okay. You caught me. I'm a laundry virgin."
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"And a third for your..."
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"...delicates. That would be your bras..."
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"These are white cotton panties."
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"That would be a judgment call."
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"He's so cute!"
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"- Brooklyn Heights. - Cleveland."
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"- How'd that happen? - My God!"
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"I suddenly had the feeling I was falling."
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"But I'm not."
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"- Yep. Pretty much. - You're a lucky man."
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"Know what I miss most about her?"
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"That cute nibbly noise she makes when she eats."
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"Like a happy little squirrel..."
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"Yeah, she is."
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"But it's not gonna last."
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"Sexually."
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"I've gotta tell you, Bob is terrific."
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"Yeah, isn't he?"
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"You know what else? He's unbelievable in bed!"
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"My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity."
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"Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed."
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"All right."
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"Well, there you go."
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"Stop it, stop it, stop it."
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"I know! It's about your fear of commitment."
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"I'm not afraid."
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"- Please. - I don't!"
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"- I don't! I'm ready to commit anytime. - Really?"
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"I know this is gonna sound stupid..."
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"...but I feel that if I can do this..."
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"That does not sound stupid to me."
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"The first time I had to cook for myself after Carol left me"
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"I'm sorry, that's all the time we have. Next on Ross...."
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"- Uh-oh. - What?"
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"Uh-oh...."
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"Uh-oh, the laundry's done."
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"It's a song."
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"The laundry song we sing."
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"Uh-oh! The laundry's done"
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"- What's the matter? - Nothing."
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"The laundry's done"
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"Come on, show me."
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"...everything's kind of pink."
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"Everything's pink?"
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"But it happened to me."
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"God, I'm gonna look like a big Marshmallow Peep!"
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"What am I doing?"
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"My father's right! I can't live on my own."
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"...his head is flopping down Broadway, right?"
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"- Oh, my God! - What?"
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"Were we at the same table? It's like..."
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"...cocktails in Appalachia."
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"- They're close. - Close? Her tongue's in his ear."
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"Joey, this is sick. It's disgusting. It's..."
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"...not really true' is it?"
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"Who's to say what's true?"
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"- What were you thinking? - I'm not proud of this, okay?"
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"You like him. I want her. He likes you."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"If we put our heads together, between the two of us..."
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"I'm sorry. I can't believe I did this."
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"I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story."
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"Waiter? One more plate of chicken wings over here."
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