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Clips from Family Guy - Three Kings (S07E07)

"Oh, no! It's him!"
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"But what I heard was,"
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"'"Chopper, talk to disfigured World War II veterans"
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"'"who aren't as bitter as they should be. '""
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"Glad I could do my part."
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"Even though it was just invented, we already remember it fondly."
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"Here's Little Richard with Piano Riff Woo."
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"Woo!"
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"Woo!"
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"Woo!"
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"Woo!"
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"Woo!"
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"Man, this trip is dangerous. Couldn't we have just taken a bus?"
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"No... black guy."
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"Don't worry. If a train comes, I'll warn you in slow motion."
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"Another train!"
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"Thanks for going all the way back to the junkyard to get me this wheelchair."
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"What do you think of that new kid at school, Marty McFly?"
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"Seems like he just showed up out of nowhere."
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"Well, there it is."
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"None of us could breathe."
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"was far more disgusting than any of us could ever have imagined."
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"He's nasty."
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"Out of my way, you little pip-squeaks. I'm taking credit for finding this body."
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"Beast Man, Mer-Man and, for some reason, Norm from Cheers."
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"I mean, you have a gun right now."
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"But tomorrow I'll get a gun and come to your house and kill you."
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"Oh. Yeah, I guess you could do that, huh?"
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"I mean, we live in the same town."
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"And I can't just be on my guard for the rest of my life."
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"Boy, that is a major hole in this story. Okay, take the body."
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"We never forgot that wonderful summer."
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"And eventually we all went our separate ways."
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"Joey learned to live without the use of his legs"
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"and even went on to create a wheelchair-type rugby game"
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"Actually, I'm not even joking about that."
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"Can you believe that?"
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"I swear to God. Look it up on the Internet."
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"Unfortunately, about a week ago,"
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"and now we're left with a harelipped reminder of what might have been."
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"Hi. Welcome back from commercials."
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"and you passed our test, and you can be our friend."
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"And now for a segment we like a little less than the first and the last."
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"Here's Misery."
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"I've finished the book, and Snuggly Jeff is dead."
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"Paul, I still wish I could talk you out of this."
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"Snuggly Jeffis the most successful children's book series ever."
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"Yeah, but I want to get into writing more serious stuff."
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"You know, something where the reader doesn't have"
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"Well, we'll talk about it when you get back."
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"This just in."
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"The Weather Service has reported a big snowstorm on its way."
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"Hey, this would make a neat story."
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"I'm your number-one fan."
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"I'm your number-one fan. I'm your number-one fan."
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"Who... Who are you?"
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"I'm Stewie Wilkes. I saved your life."
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"I taste lipstick."
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"Great. Hey, can you hand me my cell phone?"
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"It was destroyed in the accident."
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"- Well, can I use yours? - No reception up here."
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"- Regular phone? - Lines are down."
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"- E-mail? - Dial-up."
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"- Fax? - Paper jam."
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"I'm not quite so sure I can find my way."
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"Yeah, you're gonna be here a while."
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"Mmm. Mmm."
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"How could you? He can't be dead."
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"Look, Stewie. I've gone as far as I can with Snuggly Jeff,"
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"and I want to write something more serious."
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"Look, Stewie, first of all, you're insane,"
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"We now return to Magnum, b. m."
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"Do you have poo on your hands?"
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"You can't just have Snuggly Jeff"
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"It's insulting to the reader."
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"Let's see. How can I explain this to you?"
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"- Did you ever see the movie Contact? - Yeah."
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"So, like, they spent a trillion dollars building this mile-high space machine,"
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"and Jake Busey blows it up."
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"But then this other guy's like, "Hey, it just so happens"
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""I built another identical trillion-dollar space machine"
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"And we're supposed to believe no one noticed that?"
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"But you're gonna have to go into town and get me some more paper. I'm all out."
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"I'm afraid I'm gonna flood it."
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"Okay, I got it now. I'll see you in a bit."
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"He's too big for that car."
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"Mr. Sheldon?"
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"Oh, my God! I'm saved!"
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"My legs!"
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"Now I'm gonna have to spend the rest of my life in a wheelchair."
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"No, you're not."
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"- Can I go now? - Oh, no, Paul. I'm not stupid."
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"If I let you go, you'll just run straight to the police"
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"and fondled you while you were asleep."
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"You'll tell them that while you were sleeping"
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"I did things to you that you don't remember."
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"- You fondled me while I was asleep? - Yeah."
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"- I don't think I like that. - Well, it's done."
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"Can't you see Stewie doing that?"
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"Well, here's The Shawshank Redemption."
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"You're on. I'll take the Don Martin-looking one."
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"Welcome to Shawshank Prison. I'll be your warden."
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"And even though I'm the only character in this movie who's not a criminal,"
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"I will be the bad guy."
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"Tomorrow's lunch is American chop suey,"
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"so you came here on a good day. Good lunch."
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"It's funny because we are not ladies, we are men."
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"As it turned out, that somebody was me."
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"Vagina boob."
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"Later, Andy came back with more than two words."
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"- What do you need? - I need a rock hammer."
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"Sure. Or you could just have sex with Helen Hunt."
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"We've only had one conversation, but I can tell we're gonna be lifelong friends."
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"And since you're black and I'm white,"
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"that makes it more special for the audience."
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"I'm just jiggling your balls. What can I do for you?"
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"I understand you make Star Wars figurines."
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"Well, anyway, I'm a pretty corrupt guy,"
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"so I figured I could sell your figurines and pocket the cash."
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"- What do you say? - I don't know."
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