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Clips from Family Guy - Three Kings (S07E07)

"Come on. I'll even cripple that guy who rapes you in the shower."
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"Hey, you know what'd be funny?"
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"You should take one of those records and play it over the PA system."
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"the average length of a song on any long-playing album."
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"I ain't no hollaback girl"
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"To this day, I have no idea what that woman was singing about."
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"Like, literally no idea."
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"but I have to imagine it's a foul, disease-ridden thing"
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"that wears too much makeup to cover up the fact that it's a 47-year-old fish dog."
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"And that little stunt you pulled today..."
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"That little stunt you pulled today made a lot of people look very foolish."
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"Look, Warden, we got it rough in here."
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"I just thought we could use a little music."
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"Music is expressly forbidden inside prison walls."
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"My God! How can you be so obtuse?"
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"- What did you call me? - Obtuse. You're being obtuse."
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"Wow. Where are you headed once you get out?"
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"Well, actually, it's a filthy Mexican village."
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"Up in a hayfield in Buxton, Maine, under an old oak tree,"
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"there's a rock that has no earthly business being there."
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"Of course, now I think about it, I've been in here 25 years."
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"Dufresne? Dufresne?"
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"Dufresne, you better get your ass out here before you make me cut this sentence..."
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"- Where is he? Where the hell is Dufresne? - I don't know, sir."
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"Excuse me, I'm the prison doctor. I'm here for Andy's check-up."
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"was that Andy Dufresne had escaped from Shawshank Prison the night before."
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"So no one told you life was gonna be this way"
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"Andy Dufresne,"
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"Why he chose enchilada night, I will never know."
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"so boys like you can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important."
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"You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night."
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"A promise I made to a friend that I had to keep."
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"Walk along the stone wall until you reach the tree,"
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"and that's where you'll find the rock."
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"What? Is that him? Is that... No, no. Beach dog."
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"Is that Red? Is it... No, no. Not him either."
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"There's, like, 1,200 bucks in that box."
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"Oh, my God. If he ran off with that, oh, I am gonna be so pissed."
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"Well, that's our show."
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"Thank you, Stephen King. We'll see you in court."
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"Now stay tuned for whatever Fox is limping to the barn with."
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"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
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"All the things that make us"
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"that I watch too much TV and don't read enough books,"
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"If you don't want to have drinks, just say so."
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"You don't have to be a dick about it."
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"and committed his first rape when he was 10,"
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"rape, of course, being legal in the '50s."
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"Why can't I have nice things?"
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"Woo!"
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"Train!"
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"My legs!"
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"This House Un-American Activities Committee is a travesty."
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"will replace individualism with fear and conformity."
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"Kiss my grits, you cheap dime-store hood."
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"Quag grew up to become a famous Hollywood actor."
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"He died on the curb outside,"
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"You know, I am a huge Snuggly Jeff fan. I've read all the books."
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"I gotta call my agent. She's probably worried sick about me."
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"Can I read it while I touch your ear and suck my thumb?"
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"- I guess. - Goody, goody!"
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"and second of all, I have to be inspired before I write."
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"So now they're all like, "Oh, no! We can't use the space machine. ""
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"Well, I stood up in the theater, and I said, "No!"
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""You can't go into space because the machine"
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"He was a fat drink of water,"
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"Oh, Grievous. Wicked!"
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"he landed a cushy job cleaning the warden's office."
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"I'm getting out of here tonight, Red."
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"I'm gonna take the poop pipe to the crap swamp."
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"Inspection."
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"- Andy Dufresne? - Yeah, Andy Dufresne."
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"Andy crawled to freedom"
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"and came out clean on the other side."
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"Do you believe in your best judgment that you have been rehabilitated?"
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"'"You remember the name of the town in Mexico, right? '""
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"I just broke out of prison. Now what?"
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"English - US - SDH"
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"except contracting AIDS"
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"That's right. I'm Old Man Pressman. I own the junkyard."
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"Marcia, I've done it."
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"I don't know, Paul. Let me see if I can get the Big Wheel started."
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"And the guy was running around with that ax?"
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"I gotta spend the rest of my life here by myself?"
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"Hey, how about this brand new thing called rock and roll?"
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"Okay, I'll be back in three and a half minutes,"
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"Levittown-type housing communities"
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"Now, you remember that Stephen King story"
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"I don't understand what you just said. I need stuff. Can you get it?"
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"Hey, we have almost the same voice."
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"And I was wondering if I could read it, then kill you if I hate it?"
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you!"
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"- Stewie? - I just finished the book, you dirty birdie."
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"and not from the kitchen."
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"Five packs of cigarettes says the fat one breaks first tonight."
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"We talked into the night,"
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"And the kid talked to his finger?"
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""already got blown up by Jake-cockadoody-Busey. ""
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"The first time I laid eyes on Andy Dufresne, I didn't think much of him."
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"Magnum, I found a fingerprint smudge at the crime scene."
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"Brain-damaged bicycle courier?"
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"He's a family guy"
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"The year was 1955,"
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"Chopper, sic them. Sic them, boy!"
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"Look at those smiles."
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"A month went by before Andy said two words to somebody."
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"- You Andy Dufresne? - A little bit. You?"
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"My legs!"
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"So it's not just gonna happen like that"
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"and Andy's farts never made a sound again."
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"That whole area could be a Walmart by now."
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"What the warden and his boys didn't realize"
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"When I got out of Shawshank, there was only one thing on my mind."
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"What an odd, clustered train schedule!"
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"but I couldn't help but notice the new Snuggly Jeff manuscript in your bag."
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"That time in the hole changed old Andy."
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"and instead found themselves"
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"Then there was Joey Duchamp. The voice in his head was Roy Scheider."
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