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Clips from Family Guy - Three Kings (S07E07)

"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"Hi, it's me, Peter, your TV cartoon pal."
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"so I went to the library and picked up three books"
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"We begin with a little tale called Stand by Me,"
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"and the voice in my head was that of Richard Dreyfuss."
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"I never had friends like the ones I had when I was 12."
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"We should grab a drink sometime and catch up."
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"And then there was Quag Chambers. He was the leader of our gang."
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"Look at the way these women starve themselves."
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"This is way better than Playboy."
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"Lord almighty! I done seen me a dead body down by the lake."
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"Cleve, calm down. You're not making any sense."
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"Anything was possible as we set out that day,"
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"because AIDS had not yet been invented by the government"
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"Show me that smile"
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"who would charge to the cry of '"Chopper, sic balls. '""
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"I got a bad feeling about this."
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"I'm cranky 'cause all my stuff is junk."
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"Now, he said, '"Sic them, boy. '""
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"I think you may have done too much."
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"Woo!"
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"- Hey, sorry you got paralyzed, Joey. - That's all right."
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"Boy, was Old Man Pressman angry."
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"the kind of talk that seemed important until you discover girls."
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"The twisted and mangled body we had come to see"
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"It was the meanest guy in town, Ace, and his whole gang,"
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"This ain't over, Lachance."
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"The fat kid from Stand by Me is now married to Rebecca Romijn."
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"Doesn't that piss you off?"
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"Joaquin Phoenix, if you're still watching, you are a good sport and a trouper,"
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"And the readers are just gonna love it."
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"a load in his pants while he's looking at it."
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"Oh, my God! Stephen King!"
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"Done."
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"- Pay phone? - Road's closed."
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"- Morse code? - Obsolete."
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"Paul, quick question, and feel free to say no,"
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"Well, I guess that'd be okay."
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"Snuggly Jeff cannot be dead!"
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"Well, you are gonna write Snuggly Jeff back to life, Mr. Man."
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"Well, how about a little TV?"
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"A little."
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"No, no, no. This won't do, Paul."
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"- What do you mean? - Well, it's just bad storytelling."
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""at my own expense on the other side of the world. ""
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"I don't know, Paul. It's not starting."
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"Well, that's it, Stewie. The book is done."
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"and tell them I kidnapped you and held you hostage"
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"No, I... Wait. What?"
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"Everybody still awake? All right, big finish."
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"when the guy went up to the empty hotel?"
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"And there were those creepy twins?"
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"All right, lights out, ladies."
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"Shut up."
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"I understand you're a man who knows how to get things."
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"I've been known to procure various and sundry items."
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"- What's it for? - I carve Star Wars figurines out of stone,"
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"but it's also for not tunneling my way out of here."
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"Wow. Can you carve me a set of women's private parts out of stone?"
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"Inspection."
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"- But I like that guy. - Too late."
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"Two things never happened again after that."
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"Thanks to the Star Wars figurines Andy carved,"
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"No, you shouldn't do that, but it'd be funny."
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"'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl"
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"I don't know what a hollaback girl is,"
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"Andy, I think you know why I've called you in here today."
Family Guy
"A prison is an environment which requires the highest level of discipline."
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"Two months in the hole."
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"- Or am I being obtuse? - No, now you're being acute."
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"- Zihuatanejo. - Sounds fancy."
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"Listen, Red, when you get out of here, I want you to do something for me."
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"All these landmarks are based on possibly outdated observations."
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"If it is, pick yourself up some nice cheap pants, and good life to you."
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"- We can't find him. - Well, that's no good."
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"All right, you two are gonna have to leave."
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"I want him found now. Not after breakfast, not after CSI, now."
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"God, I'm so angry I could just throw a rock at that poster of David Cassidy."
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"the man who crawled through a river of poop"
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"Rehabilitated?"
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"It's just a stupid made-up word"
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"And I swear to God, you let me out of here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again."
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"Shit!"
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"Well, at least I won't have to be self-conscious about my farting."
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"You know, Lois has been bitching lately"
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"by the greatest author of the last thousand years, Stephen King."
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"And tonight I'd like to share them with you."
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"about four young boys who went looking for a dead body"
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"and also a dead body."
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"There was me, Petey Lachance."
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"Three channels and still nothing on."
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"How are you, Richard? Fine, Roy."
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"- How are you? Good, good."
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"- Maybe reminisce about Jaws. Great."
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"You should give me a call sometime. My number is 555..."
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"Wait, wait. What? 555? - Yeah."
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"You know what, Richard?"
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"Oh, please! Make the voices stop!"
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"He had sex when he was five"
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"Beat those cards, fellas. Giggity Giggity '50s Giggity."
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"Hey, you guys."
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"Finally, there was Cleve Brown, my pudgy black friend."
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"I can still see him now, all pudgy and black."
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"Cleve, please. We're busy looking at Playboy."
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"This one can't be more than 180 pounds."
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"Do you guys want to see a dead body?"
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"Cleve, it's 1955."
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"Please re-enter the clubhouse in a more stereotypically animated fashion."
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"Sho' 'nough, I thought I'd go deef and dumb when I saw me that dead body."
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"Every day it's a-getting closer..."
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"in an effort to eradicate the homosexual community."
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"Have gun, will travel reads the card of a man"
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"A knight without armor in a savage land"
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"Show me that smile again"
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"Don't waste another minute on your crying"
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"We decided to cut through Old Man Pressman's junkyard,"
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"even though legend had it that any kid caught scaling the fence"
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"ran the risk of being attacked by the old man's dog,"
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"Hey! What are you kids doing?"
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