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Clips from South Park - A Ladder to Heaven (S06E06)

"Uh, we ran out of stuff."
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"Oh, Jesus, no."
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"# Where were you #"
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"We can keep going but we need to start tearing down houses for wood."
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"Uh, look, I think maybe this has gone far enough."
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"Wait! Look!"
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"We've come to help you beat those Japs, boys!"
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"There won't be anyone stopping this great ladder from being built today!"
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"Alpha team, get that support structure up!"
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"Yes, sir!"
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"# Where were you #"
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"# When they saved that ladder to heaven? #"
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"Man, I can't believe how much people want us"
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"- Do you see anything? - No."
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"- Hello? - Kenny?"
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"Grandma?"
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"Aw, don't tell me we haven't even reached the cloud city yet!"
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"No cloud city, not even the giant."
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"Alright, look, I didn't wanna have to say this,"
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"because one of us doesn't believe in it enough."
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"Heaven could be like pixie fairies of bubble-yum forest..."
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"You only see them if you really believe in them."
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"What?"
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"You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven"
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"because one of us is a J-O-O."
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"What does me being a Jew have to do with anything?!"
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"Because Jews don't believe in heaven!"
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"Yes we do! Just not a Christian heaven!"
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"Right, your idea of heaven"
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"is getting $5 off your matzo ball soup"
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"at Barney's Beanery by lying about a hair in it."
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"- Hey, Kenny. - Hey, Kenny."
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"We can watch it at my house!"
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"# In the ghetto in the ghetto #"
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"# He's a boy wearing orange who's losing his pride #"
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"# 'Cause Kenny and his family all reside #"
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"# In the ghetto in the ghetto #"
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"Shut up, Cartman, you blood-belching vagina!"
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"I said, shut up, you blood-belching vagina!"
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"What did you say?!"
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"I said shut up, Cartman, you blood-belching vagina!"
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"Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?!"
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"seeing memories through his eyes."
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"You're too fat to be Kenny."
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"- You're a... stupid Jew. - Let's just keep building."
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"- Are we beating the Japanese? - Not quite."
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"But we have a new problem, Mr. President."
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"Our recon team on the ladder just found new evidence"
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"of threats from Saddam Hussein."
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"Saddam Hussein, but... We killed him."
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"Yes, sir, and now we believe"
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"that he is building weapons of mass destruction."
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"Dear Christ, that son of a bitch just doesn't stop."
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"These surveillance photos were taken atop the ladder"
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"of what appears to be heaven."
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"for making chemical weapons."
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"That kind of looks like a seagull."
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"Yes, it could be a laboratory disguised as a seagull."
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"That tricky bastard."
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"Sir, you must understand our fears. We must take out those facilities."
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"Now that Americans believe in heaven, should we bomb it?"
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"The polls right now show that 51% of Americans"
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"think Saddam has to be dealt with,"
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"while 49% are wimpy, tree-hugging pussies."
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"Tom, it's been five days since three sweet boys"
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"They've made a nation believe heaven might be up there"
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"and it could prove to be a threat to our country."
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"President Bush will seek UN approval for military action."
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"Boys, it's really neat"
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"that you want to see your old pal Kenny so much, but--"
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"But, it's time for you to get back to school and on with your lives."
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"No, we have to see Kenny!"
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"You have to understand that Kenny's body isn't up in the clouds."
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"When you die, your body is put into a broiling oven"
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"and cooked until you're nothing but ashes."
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"Kyle, its just what some people do!"
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"Are you gonna burn me?!"
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"Kyle, that's not the issue right now."
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"A person's ashes are put into an urn,"
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"and that's where Kenny's body is."
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"You see, boys, Kenny is in here."
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"What the--"
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"Wait a minute! This is kitty litter!"
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"Alright, alright, I drank the chocolate milk mix"
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"and replaced it with kitty litter."
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"You what?!"
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"You drank Kenny!"
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"Shut up."
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"You did, dude! You drank his whole body!"
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"Shut up!"
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"Bad, Eric, bad!"
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"That explains it."
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"Why I'm having Kenny's memories all the time!"
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"His soul is inside me!"
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"Cartman probably drank that with the rest of Kenny."
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"I can't live like this."
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"I-I have to find a place where they remove living souls from your body!"
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"Can I help you?"
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"Yes, hello, I have a living thing inside of me"
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"You'll have to make an appointment. The charge is $230."
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"$230?! I just want you to vacuum him out of me"
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"It's gonna be okay, babe."
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"Listen, lady, you gotta get this crap out of me!"
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"I don't want him in me anymore! Just suck him up and throw him out!"
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"Oh Steven, I can't go through with this."
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"I have to keep it!"
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"Dammit! Dammit!"
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"Kenny, Kenny!"
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"We're all gonna pitch in on an entry!"
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"Alright, there you go."
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"Hold on to that ticket stub."
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"No, I'll lose it for sure. You keep track of it, Kyle."
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"Okay."
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"No, I don't want that much responsibility."
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"Here, you hold onto it, Kenny."
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"Okay."
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"You better not lose that ticket, Kenny, else I will kick you in the nuts!"
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"The nuts, the nuts..."
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"The ticket!"
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"I can still have my candy shopping spree!"
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