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Clips from South Park - A Ladder to Heaven (S06E06)

"but you only have one week to claim the prize."
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"Alright, there you go!"
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"You hold onto this, Cartman, I might lose it."
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"No, I'll lose it for sure. You keep track of it, Kyle."
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"No, I don't want that much responsibility."
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"Where's Kenny?"
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"Kenny died last December, don't you remember?"
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"We know he's dead!"
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"We mean, where is his body?"
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"His body? But why?"
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"Yeah, closure."
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"I knew Kenny couldn't fit in that teapot."
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"We just have to face it, we're not gonna get Kenny back"
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"and we're not gonna have our shopping spree."
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"- It's over! - Goddammit, there has to be a way!"
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"Wagh!"
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"We build it, climb up and get our winning ticket back"
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"you should start with the floor."
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"We're not building a clubhouse, we're building a ladder to heaven."
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"No, it's alright, Sheila, the boys were just..."
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"A ladder to-"
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"that he really needed to see his little friend Kenny again"
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"and... and that he thought it would work if he..."
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"A ladder to heaven? That's fucking stupid."
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"No."
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"Eh!"
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"Whuu..."
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"Kenny, answer me!"
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"Maybe you've got brain cancer."
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"how it has changed America,"
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"If heaven is an 8-year-old boy and the ladder is my penis..."
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"Uh, meanwhile the American economy--"
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"We ran out of stuff to build the ladder with."
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"Oh no!"
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"# When they ran out of stuff to build the ladder to heaven? #"
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"No!"
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"Yeah, it's time we told the boys the truth,"
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"Surveillance team, get us photos and recon!"
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"Candy shopping sprees have that effect on people, Kyle."
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"God?"
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"Heaven must still be a long way off."
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"but I think maybe we're not seeing heaven"
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"Huh?"
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"Aaagh!"
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"What did you say?!"
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"Did I just call myself a blood-belching vagina?"
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"I don't know, I just... I keep feeling like I'm Kenny,"
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"We only have 5 more days until the shopping spree."
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"Alright, how's the ladder going, general?"
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"We secretly took him out months ago."
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"In heaven."
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"And here we see what looks like a laboratory of some sort"
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"We must... bomb heaven."
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"SNN question of the day:"
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"set out to build a ladder to heaven and captured the nation's heart."
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"Cremated? What's that?"
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"What?! For God's sake, why?!"
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"Dude, don't you know what this means?"
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"Oh my God, this is awful! And disgusting!"
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"Well, so much for our winning ticket."
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"Yeah, good job, fat-ass!"
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"Looks like I've come to the right place."
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"that I need sucked out, please."
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"and not put him up in a condominium!"
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"Thanks a lot, kid!"
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"Eh!"
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"Kenny, Lolly's Candyland is giving away a shopping spree!"
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"Kenny didn't have it on him when he died,"
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"he put it away somewhere!"
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"We have tried to communicate with Saddam, through a psychic,"
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"to ask him to let us see his warehouses in heaven,"
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"This is preposterous! Even if there was a heaven,"
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"Our intelligence tells us that when Saddam was originally killed,"
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"Yes?"
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"You guys, you guys! I saw the ticket!"
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"I just had another vision, you buttholes!"
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"I got conked in the head down at the abortion clinic"
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"in a little a red box."
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"I could clearly see through Kenny's- ugh!"
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"Because we got here first."
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"Kids!"
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"we'll be ready to take Saddam out."
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"If Saddam is building weapons, we have to stop him."
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"Ohh..."
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"Yeah, well, people make us kids believe"
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"that heaven is this white place with fluffy clouds and angels."
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"A frame of mind, or something gay like that."
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"So, you're saying we should bomb this moment right now?"
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"The only heaven we can hope for is one here on Earth, now."
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"You little bastards ruined my latest song!"
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"Well, I'm sure glad this is all over with."
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"Yeah, but what about Kenny? His soul is still in Cartman's body."
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"Where am I, you guys? Oh God!"
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"Stop him, Kenny!"
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"Saddam, I've been hearing rumors"
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""A Ladder To Heaven""
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"Oh, hello there, kids!"
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"Welcome to Lolly's Candy Shop!"
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"Don't need the ticket stub?"
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"Are you high?"
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"How else do I know you're the winners?"
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"Because our names were called on the commercial last night."
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"Sorry, boys, no ticket stub, no candy shopping spree."
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"If you find it, you can come back,"
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"That's called a "ticking clock"."
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"Works great in the movies."
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"- We've gotta find that ticket! - Which one of us took it?!"
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"It was so long ago I can't remember."
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"We've got to focus!"
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"We've got to focus and remember."
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"Hold on to that ticket stub."
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"Sign up for the 5-minute shopping spree!"
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"Okay."
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"Here, you hold onto it, Kenny."
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"Okay."
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"Kenny!"
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"- Gaaah! - Gaaah!"
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"Yes?"
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"Uh, boys..."
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"Because he has the Goddamn ticket for--"
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