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Clips from South Park - A Ladder to Heaven (S06E06)

"Look, we just really miss our friend and, uh,"
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"What the fuck is closure?"
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"Oh, alright, boys, come on in."
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"We haven't seen you boys for so long."
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"We thought you'd forgotten all about him."
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"Here he is, boys, our dear little Kenny."
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"You turned him into a teapot?"
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"No, that's an urn, boys. Kenny's inside it."
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"Your friends are here to see you, Kenny."
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"They miss you an awful lot, like we all do."
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"Thanks for coming by, boys, it means a lot to us."
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"Oh, now, honey."
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"Did you get it?"
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"Hold on, I'm checking for robot guards."
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"There's not gonna be any robot guards, retard!"
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"Just get Kenny!"
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"Alright! We made it!"
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"Kenny better have the ticket stub with him in there!"
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"Let him out, Cartman."
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"Kenny?"
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"Kenny!"
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"- Is he in there? - I can't see."
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"What the hell is this? Chocolate milk mix?!"
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"It was a trick!"
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"Goddammit, this isn't even good chocolate milk mix!"
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"Kenny's parents must be laughing pretty hard about now."
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"We were dumb enough to believe Kenny's body could be in a teapot."
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"Why would they play such a cruel joke on us?"
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"Because they're poor, Kyle!"
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"Poor people don't have anything better to do"
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"than piss other people off. Don't you watch "Springer"?!"
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"Hmm..."
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"Hmm, not bad."
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"Hurry up, Kenny, you're gonna be late for school!"
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"I don't think that chocolate milk mix agreed with my stomach."
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"- Cartman, come on! - What, what?!"
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"Jesus, you buttholes, it's 6:00 in the morning!"
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"Kyle figured out a way to get our winning ticket stub"
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"- back from Kenny! - How?"
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"A ladder to heaven."
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"from that asshole Kenny."
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"Hey, if you boys are building a clubhouse,"
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"A ladder to heaven? Why, son?"
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"Because we wanna see Kenny again."
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"Oh... Oh, that's so sweet..."
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"That's the saddest thing I've ever heard."
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"What the hell are they doing?"
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"The boys want to see their dead friend Kenny again, Jimbo,"
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"so they're... building a ladder to heaven."
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"Aw..."
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"Kyle, I think you've bothered the Marshes enough."
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"building a ladder to heaven to see their old friend Kenny."
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"Oh... oh gosh..."
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"Oh, that's so touching."
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"Tom, I'm standing in South Park, Colorado,"
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"where last December, 8-year-old Kenny McCormick"
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"died of a terminal illness."
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"But now, that little boy's three closest friends"
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"miss their friend so much"
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"that they are building a ladder to heaven in order--"
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"A ladder to heaven in order to try to see him again."
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"It's so sad and yet so beautiful, Tom."
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"Here's what some people had to say."
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"Well, our son just said to us"
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"built a ladder to heaven!"
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"They just believe in their little hearts that it will work-"
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"We can't tell them it won't, we just can't!"
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"It shows how beautiful the innocence of a child really is."
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"These boys symbolize how we all feel about loss."
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"Who are we to tell them it's impossible?"
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"Tom, people from all over the-- I'm sorry--"
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"People from all over the country are coming to see the ladder,"
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"feeling a connection to its symbolism and beauty."
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"Even country singer Alan Jackson has shown up"
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"with a song he has written about the ladder."
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"Alan Jackson is of course the man who wrote the song"
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""Where Were You When the World Stopped Turning""
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"about the tragedies on September 11th."
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"And now he's here once again to capitalize on people's emotions."
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"Let's listen in."
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"# Where were you when they built the ladder to heaven? #"
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"# Did it make you feel like cryin' #"
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"# Or did you think it was kinda gay? #"
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"What a beautiful song."
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"# Well I for one believe in the ladder to heaven #"
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"# Nine-eleven #"
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"# I said 9-11 9-11, 9-11 #"
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"# Nine, nine... #"
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"# Eleven #"
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"Thank you!"
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"for sale right here!"
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"Oh good, Cartman's back from the junkyard."
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"I found this car seat in Mr. Garrison's car."
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"Mr. Garrison threw away his car?"
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"Hurry up, Kenny, you're gonna be late for school!"
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"Kenny, do you by chance know what happened"
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"to my Playboys?"
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"Cartman? Cartman!"
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"Wha, what?"
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"Dude, what the hell's wrong with you?!"
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"I don't know, it's like my brain just keeps..."
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"jacking off."
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"You think?"
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"Don't get cancer on the ladder, Cartman, you're gonna fall off and break it!"
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"The nation is rallying behind three sweet boys in Colorado"
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"who are building a ladder to heaven to be with their dead friend."
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"It's making Americans start to believe in heaven... again."
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"Well, when I see how this ladder has brought people together,"
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"Do you actually believe in the ladder to heaven?"
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"And the pearly gates are the--"
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"Wait, wait a minute-- We are getting reports now"
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"that Japan is building their own ladder to heaven"
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"to compete with the US's."
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"Let's go live to SNN correspondent Nobu Hirasama..."
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"This is Nobunaga Hiroichi reporting rive from a Tokyo,"
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"where Japan has started building its own ladder to heaben."
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"Already the Japanese ladder extend far into space,"
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"and is growing by 1,000 miles every day."
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"As the endeavor continues it is becoming clear"
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"Uh, excuse me... Excuse me!"
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