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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Some Assembly Required (S02E02)

"..for a first date is don't do anything so exciting it'll be hard to top on a second date."
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"..the events of this evening actually qualify as a slow night."
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"Vampires get dates. Hell, even the school librarian sees more action than me."
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"I just wanted to thank you for saving my life."
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"- If there is anything I could ever do to... - Do you mind? We're talkin' here."
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"But, at the same time, I mean, he did do it all for his brother."
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"Sounds like he took it a little over the edge."
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"- Love makes you do the wacky. - What?"
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"Crazy stuff."
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"He gets to be there when I can't."
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"He gets to see you in the sunlight."
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"In every generation, there is a Chosen One,"
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"Come on, Stephan, rise and shine. Some of us have a ton of trig homework waiting."
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"When you first wake up, it's a little disorienting. He'll show."
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"- Yeah. Why? - I thought you'd have somebody with you."
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"- Or someone. - Nope."
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"Why? Are you jealous?"
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"- Where's my stake? I know I had a stake! - I didn't see a stake."
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"W-w-what I'm proposing is, and I don't mean to appear indecorous,..."
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"I fear you."
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"You also might wanna avoid words like "amenable" and "indecorous"."
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"I know you meant to say gross and disturbing."
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"- Hey, Chris. - Hey."
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"- Why? - Cos every year you win and I play second,..."
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"- Sorry to interrupt, but it's the Batsignal. - OK."
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"Sorry to interrupt your undead playgroup, but I need Willow's help on my science project."
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"- It's a fruit. - I would've asked Chris to help me,..."
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"We got a body snatcher. What does that mean?"
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"Because you did that sexy dance with him?"
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"Hello?"
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"Oh, God."
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"- God, it's you. Why were you following me? - I wasn't sure it was you at first."
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"This was no hatchet job. Whoever made those incisions knew what they were doin'."
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"I'll be back later, OK?"
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"Daryl! Daryl! Daryl!"
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"Oh, yes. Yes, of course."
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"Nothing in here but back issues of Scientific American,"
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"Jenny, then."
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"What I'm proposing..."
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""For the love of God, can somebody scratch my nose?""
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"You promised me, little brother,..."
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"..that I wouldn't be alone."
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"Third and long, seconds to go,..."
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"Daryl's gonna drive."
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"# My girl"
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"Anyone who cuts dead girls into pieces does not get the benefit of any doubt."
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"Oh, watch! Watch this move!"
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"And he breaks into the open field for a 95-yard touchdown."
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"She doesn't need losers like you."
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"I'm sorry. What did you say?"
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"- Are you OK? - Oh, my God, Buffy."
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"- Are you sure you're OK to go out there? - Yeah, I have to go. I'm the apex!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"He's not here. Where else could he be?"
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"So what's the score?"
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"Cordelia..."
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"OK, that's enough."
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"He's in the old science lab. Everything's set up there."
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"- Is that right? - Uh-huh."
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"Get it off! Get me out of here! Come on!"
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"Did you just say "second date"?"
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"Ever think the world's like musical chairs and we're the only ones who don't have a chair?"
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"I don't look that good in direct light."
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"I should probably go."
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"I could walk you home."
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"- I heard you were on the hunt. - I'm supposed to be, but..."
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"Now, is it time to talk about the facts of life?"
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"I'll collate some theories. It would help if we knew who the body belonged to."
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"You know what this means?"
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"Why are terrible things always happening to me?"
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"I-I can't do that."
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"Now find Xander and Willow, and tell them what's going on."
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"I don't wanna go alone. I'm still fragile."
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"Guys."
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"Daryl!"
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"Move over."
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"See you later."
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"I need this, Chris."
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"I don't know. That thing with his brother was really hard on him."
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"- Maybe they finished their project. - God. What if it worked?"
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"We will lose the body if we don't attach a head soon!"
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"..stood up for me."
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"Just computer equipment and a pornography collection so prodigious it even scared me,"
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"Take your classes, eat your meals, hear your jokes and complaints."
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"..who has the coroner's office bookmarked as a favourite place."
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"There."
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"- Hey. What's up? - Eric's was a bust. Nothing there."
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"Get me out of here!"
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"Yeah. So, why do you think that is?"
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"What d'you mean, he's just a kid? Does that mean I'm just a kid, too?"
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"I guess that makes it official. Everybody's paired off."
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"I didn't come here to fight."
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"When there are so many premade ones laying around"
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"We can turn up the current. That'll buy us a day at least."
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"Boy, I guess we never realised how much you like that chair."
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"Why don't we ask Willow to fire this "thing" up, and track Meredith down?"
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"Sh. Relax, take it easy."
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"Anyway, he was being totally irrational."
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"So this chair-woman? We are talking Ms Calendar, right?"
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"- Speak English, not whatever they speak in... - England?"
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"One step..."
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"- What you're doing is wrong. - I have to do this for him."
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"I'm not finished!"
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"# My girl"
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"Guys, if we don't get this down by tomorrow, no one's gonna be led by our cheers."
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"We're running out of time."
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"I saw the fire. I figured you'd be here."
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"- Is everyone OK? - Yeah."
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"Both coffins empty makes three girls signed up for the army of zombies."
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"This might go faster if you fems picked up a shovel, too."
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"Oh, God. Chris, you scared me."
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"- Please. Please! - Sterile enough for government work."
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"# My girl!"
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"It's not too late."
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"- We're ready. - Ready? Ready for what?"
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"Yes, we do."
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"Come on, Xander, come on! Come on! Get it off!"
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""Danced with" is a loose term. "Mated with" might be closer."
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"I wanted to do something I could finish in a weekend."
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"Whenever we fight, you bring up the vampire thing."
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