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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Some Assembly Required (S02E02)

"But if you come across the army of zombies, can you page us before they eat your flesh?"
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"Ever since then, Chris has been real quiet, kind of in his own world."
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"- Thank you, Cyrano. - I'm not finished."
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"Uh, zombies, For most traditional purposes, a voodoo priest would require more than one."
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"And I'll pack some food. Who else likes powdered doughnuts?"
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"- Was he a studly? - Big time. All the girls were crazy for him."
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"How about that? I always pegged him as a one-woman vampire."
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"Darn, I have cheerleader practice tonight."
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"Maybe not, but people don't fall in love with what's right in front of 'em."
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"- Hell, it's just one lousy girl. - I won't do it."
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"She knows you're a librarian, so no need to break that embarrassing news to her."
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"Yeah, that was a great one. But is Chris home?"
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"D'you know if he's home?"
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"Where do you throw?"
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"I don't know why football does it for me."
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"Xander!"
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"But that's no excuse."
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"I mean, it lacks the grace of basketball, the poetry of baseball."
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"Mine."
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"- I'm gettin' outta here! - You have to help me."
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"- I don't love Xander. - Yeah, but he's in your life."
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"He would have been 19 next week."
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"- More or less. Angel and I took care of him. - Angel."
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"Cordelia's so fine. You know, she'd be just perfect for us."
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"We should see if the other girls in the accident are AWOL, too."
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"Call me an optimist, but I'm hoping to find a fortune in gold doubloons."
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"- You mean, like, two of the three? - I mean, like, some of them. Like parts."
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"Willow, get these guys' locker numbers."
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"How do you feel about Mexican?"
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"I don't think we have to worry about that just yet."
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"The police have sorted through them, and they found three heads in the Dumpster."
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"So they don't have the whole, uh, package?"
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"- No! - Let people know."
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"Please... understand."
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"Please don't ask me to do this. Don't ask me to take a life."
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"- No harm, no foul. - Maybe you could... you could go out."
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"I checked the obits. Nothing makes a likely candidate."
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"He always looked out for me,..."
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"- I promised him... - He'll kill Cordelia!"
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"No. We'll be together always. No."
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"- They're crazy. - It's OK. I'll get you out."
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"God, the whole thing was so creepy."
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"- Am I ever gonna live that down? - Nope."
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"I need someone."
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"No, I'm not done with her yet."
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"- They only had three girls. - Precisely."
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