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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Some Assembly Required (S02E02)

"She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness,"
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"She is the Slayer,"
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"..lazybones doesn't wanna come out."
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"- It's weird to think of you going through that. - It's weird to go through."
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"- Xander, or someone. - Xander?"
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"Don't you think you're being a little unfair?"
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"- I am not jealous! - What, vampires don't get jealous?"
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"Oh, right, I did!"
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"- I-I was just working on... - Your pickup lines?"
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"It actually kinda turns me on."
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"Yeah. You just say "I got a thing. You maybe have a thing. Maybe we could have a thing"."
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"Mexican. Food."
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"- You take her for food, for which you pay. - Oh, right."
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"Ms Calendar is dollsome, especially for someone in your age bracket."
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"Graverobbing? That's new. Interesting."
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"- Meredith Todd. Ring a bell? - No."
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"- She died recently. She was our age. - Drawin' a blank."
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"- Smile. - Hey!"
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"- Oh, look at those legs. - No, thank you."
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"OK, I'm doing this under protest."
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""The Tomato: Fruit or Vegetable?""
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"- Stop it! We are under fluorescent lights! - The camera loves you."
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"Here's what I've found. Demons who eat the flesh of the dead to absorb their souls."
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"Or it could obviously be a voodoo practitioner."
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"You mean, making a zombie?"
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"- So we dig up some graves tonight?! - Oh, boy, a field trip! You gonna call Angel?"
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"So we're set then. Say nine-ish? BYO shovel."
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"I wish I knew you'd be digging up dead people sooner. I'd have cancelled."
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"- Xander? - Huh?"
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"- Jealous of what? - Of Xander."
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"- Love makes you do the wacky. - That's the truth."
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"- Hear, hear! - Sorry, but I'm an old-fashioned gal."
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"I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and women have the babies."
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"And he broke Cordy's heart? Thus possibly proving its existence."
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"Man, that's lousy. Poor Chris."
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"Their mother doesn't even leave the house any more."
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"Xander Harris, if this is some kind of joke..."
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"Well, she's, uh, big shock, she's at the graveyard."
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"Oh, hold on. My skirt is caught."
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"- Cordelia told me the truth. - That's gotta be a first."
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"- Karma. - So much for our zombie theory."
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"It doesn't make sense, especially from a time-management standpoint."
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"What I saw didn't add up to three whole girls."
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"So, Will, come clean. Promise to never do it again, and we'll call it a night."
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"Great. I'll drive."
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"- I think it's fair to say Chris is involved. - He's into corpses, but we don't know why."
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"- How's my baby? - She's not your baby."
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"I don't get it. Why would anybody wanna make a girl?"
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"- Things we do for love. - Love has nothing to do with it."
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"People want the dream. What they can't have. The more unattainable, the more attractive."
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"Eric's sick enough to do something like this, but Chris seems like a "human" person."
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"But it's not doable."
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"I mean, making someone from scraps, actually making them live."
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"Do I deconstruct your segues? Huh?"
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"- Still no sign of our mad doctors? - What?"
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"Please, call me Jenny. "Ms Calendar" is my father."
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"You know, uh, Jenny, um, would it appear indecorous..."
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"Yeah?"
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"I gotta go! Sorry."
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"Idiot!"
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"Hey. Listen, if it's important, tell me at the game."
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"I-I-I just assumed you spent your evenings downloading incantations and casting bones."
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"On game night? Are you nuts?"
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"- You're going too, right? - Oh, of course."
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"I think."
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"I still don't get how Chris could do it. Arresting cell deterioration is one thing, but..."
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"Maybe an electrical current combined with an adrenaline boost."
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"- What if that poor girl is walking around? - Poor girls, technically."
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"We can't just keep waiting around for another lucky accident to drop a head in our laps."
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"I..."
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"When you brought me back, you promised you'd take care of me."
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"You were always the brains."
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"You're the only one who can help me now."
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"..where do you throw?"
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"Thank you."
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"Formaldehyde. Oh, yes, yes, of course. It accelerates neural decay in the brain cells."
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"- How fresh? - As fresh as possible."
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"Buffy, you don't think..."
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"Fine. Yes."
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"Buffy?"
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"No, he's just a ghoul."
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"Hi. Um, I'm a friend of Chris's. I kinda need to talk to him."
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"Westbury game. November 11th, '95."
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"Daryl rushed 185 yards that night. Four TDs."
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"I don't know. Is today a school day?"
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"Cordelia."
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"- Cordelia, are you coming? - Yeah, I'll be right out."
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"Chris?"
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"I know about the bodies from the cemetery."
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"Look, I know what it's like to lose someone that you're close to."
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"You promised!"
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"I wouldn't have to be alone!"
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"Your brother's not the only one who can create life."
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"- Unless... - He's gonna pick up where you left off."
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"Go, Greenbacks, go! Go, team, go!"
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"Go, team, go!"
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"At its best, it's unadorned aggression. It's such a rugged contest."
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"- Rugged? American football? - And that's funny because?"
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"Perhaps you should, uh, circulate nearer the field and see what you can find."
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"Please, what's going on?"
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"- She's beautiful. - No!"
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"Please, just take off the blindfold. I promise I won't scream. I promise."
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"You were always good to me, always noticed me, but I ignored you."
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"D-Daryl?"
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"I was thoughtless. I see that now."
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"But I've changed."
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"In fact, you'll have the body of several."
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"Daryl, please. You don't have to do this."
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"We'll be together anyway. I'll be with you, I promise."
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"You see anything you like?"
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"Let go!"
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"- Buffy! - Get Cordelia!"
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"The first time he woke up, after..."
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"..he said I shouldn't have brought him back."
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"I was just trying to look out for him,..."
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"Since I've moved to live on the Hellmouth,..."
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"You noticed that, huh?"
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"- All the time. - Xander."
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"What you did in there was really brave and heroic."
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"- So, where were we? - Wondering why we never get dates."
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