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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Some Assembly Required (S02E02)

"# Talkin' 'bout my girl"
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"- She's nobody's baby if we don't finish soon. - I'm working on it!"
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"So am I, friend. So am I."
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"- Any sign of our suspects? - Not yet."
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"And for Eric, the unattainable would include everyone that's alive."
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"He talked about death a lot."
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"Maybe he just wanted to get one-up on it."
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"If it is, my science project's definitely coming in second this year."
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"And speaking of love..."
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"We were talking about reanimation of dead tissue."
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"Hey."
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"Oh, yes. Hello."
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"Oh, corpses. Yes, evil. Very good."
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"- Did you bring it? Tomorrow... - Very good."
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"OK, Giles, just remember. "I feel a thing. You feel a thing." But personalise it."
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"- Personalise it? - She's a technopagan, right?"
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"Ask her to bless your laptop."
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"- Have fun. - What? Oh, don't..."
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"- Best of luck. - ..leave."
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"- Good morning, Rupert. - Ms Calendar?"
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"No, not indecorous. Uh..."
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"Well... Oh, dear. I-I, um..."
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"Rupert, I've got to get inside and set up the lab."
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"Game? Oh, you're going to the football game?"
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"- Yeah. You seem surprised. - No, no, uh..."
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"- Always. Always do. - So we should just go together."
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"I could pick you up after school. We'll grab a bite to eat, if you like."
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"Good. Then whatever it is you want to tell me, you can just tell me then. OK?"
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"OK. Tonight, then."
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"That went well."
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""Hello. I wanna get ahead, ""
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"- Chris and Eric didn't come to school today. - That's no coincidence."
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"- What could she be thinking? - What are they gonna do with her?"
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"I spoke to a press person this morning about the remains."
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"Heads must be no good. Huh. I found 'em attractive enough."
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"- Obviously I'm not as sick as Chris and Eric. - Based on what the police put together,..."
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"..I'd say they're one step short of completing their masterpiece."
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"If we wait too long, the atrophy in the limbs will be irreversible."
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"- We have time. - We don't!"
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"The crash with the girls was lucky."
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"You know what we have to do."
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"I can't kill anyone."
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"- Please don't make me. - But you gave me your word."
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"The body is perfect. And if we harvest a head tonight, she'll be ready by sunrise."
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"I tried to tell him. If you take a life in order to make a life, the whole thing is a wash."
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"They can't see me!"
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"Chris, you've always been smarter than me."
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"Number five."
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"Help me, brother."
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"Show me!"
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"- This one! - Ha-ha."
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"A man of taste."
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"# My girl"
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"# Talkin' 'bout"
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"They're picky for guys who had three heads to begin with."
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"- Formaldehyde. - Come again?"
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"After a couple of days they're useless. They're gonna need something fresh."
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"- I wanna end it now. - I second that."
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"You guys go to Eric's. We'll go to Chris's and meet up."
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"- I'm supposed to be at the "big game". - Fine. Go ahead. We'll take care of this."
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"- Yes, but shouldn't I... I'm... - OK, then why don't we all meet there?"
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"Don't be too hard on Chris. I mean, he's not a vampire."
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"So, is he home?"
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"He was MVP and he made all-city that season."
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"Daryl takes a kick-off. He sheds one, two, three defenders."
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"What are you doing in here?"
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"Is something wrong?"
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"- Joy, Lisa, where's Cordelia? - She has a game to think about."
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"He's gone."
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"I was on my way to the field when Chris came in and someone jumped me."
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"That's the fight song. It's time for the cheerleader pyramid. I gotta go."
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"I know what you're trying to do,..."
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"..you and Eric."
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"But you haven't hurt anyone yet."
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"- He needs someone. - Eric? He needs industrial-strength therapy!"
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"He's all alone."
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"Everybody loved him and now he's all alone."
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"Who are you talking..."
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"You promised me!"
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"Nothing's changed. We can still do this, you and me."
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"What d'you say?"
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"Let's go scare you up a date."
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"Daryl?"
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"Daryl?"
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"But... he would never go out."
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"No, I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility..."
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"..should feel compelled to strap on 40lbs of protective gear just in order to play rugby."
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"Is this your normal strategy for a first date: dissing my county's national pastime?"
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"Did you just say... "date"?"
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"- You noticed that, huh? - Hi, Ms Calendar. Hi, Giles."
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"- Did Buffy get back yet? - No. Uh, no."
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"- I don't see her. Do you? - No."
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"Just take off the blindfold. I promise I won't scream. I promise."
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"It's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding."
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"Scream all you want. We're in an abandoned building."
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"Help!"
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"I'm sorry. I'm glad I have a second chance to tell you that."
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"I've learned to appreciate how much it meant that you wanted to be with me."
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"You're gonna feel a pinch, maybe some discomfort around the neck."
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"But don't worry. When you wake up you'll have the body of a 17-year-old."
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"He was here, Chris. Where did he take her?"
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"- To the rest of the body. To the lab. - Where is that?"
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"You can't just give and take lives like that. It's not your job."
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"Thank you."
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"We have to, so we can be together."
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"When you're finished, you won't go out, you won't run away, but we can hide together."
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"No!"
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"No!"
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"Buffy, help me!"
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"Daryl, I know what you're doing. Your brother sent me."
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"He wouldn't do that. My brother loves me."
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"I won't live alone!"
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"Hurry up!"
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"Daryl!"
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"Don't!"
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"- Sh-she's mine! - Daryl!"
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"Daryl!"
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"..like... he would have done for me."
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"We're OK."
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"- Sorry about all this. - It's OK. Although a good rule of thumb..."
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