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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Some Assembly Required (S02E02)

"Crazy like a 241-year-old being jealous of a high-school junior?"
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"Are you 'fessing up?"
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"I thought about it. Maybe it bothers me a little."
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"It'll be morning soon."
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"Hey."
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"- Is this a bad time? - Don't sneak up on people in a graveyard."
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"You make noise when you walk. You stomp or... yodel."
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"So, uh, you're here alone?"
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"- Of Xander? Please! He's just a kid. - Is it cos I danced with him?"
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"It was one dance, which I only did to make you crazy, by the way. Behold my success."
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"Look, obviously I made a mistake coming here tonight."
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"Oh, no, you don't. You can't just turn and walk away from me like that."
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"It takes more than that to get rid of me."
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"You OK?"
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"I'm fine."
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"I wish people wouldn't leave open graves laying around like this."
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"So... another vampire has risen tonight."
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"I don't think so. Look at those tracks."
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"Whoever was buried here didn't rise from this grave."
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"She was dragged from it."
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"..is-is, um, a-a social engagement, a-a date, if you're amenable."
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"You idiot!"
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"Um... in a manner of speaking, yes."
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"Then if you don't mind a little Gene and Roger, leave off the "idiot" part."
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"Being called an idiot tends to take people out of the dating mood."
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"- Then say "How d'you feel about Mexican?" - About Mexicans?"
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"- What makes you think that? - Simple deduction."
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"And she's the only woman we've seen speak to you. Add it up, it all spells "Duh"."
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"You know, this is none of your business."
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"Cos that whole stork thing is a smoke screen."
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"So, how did things go last night? Did Mr Korshak show up on schedule?"
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"There's something else."
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"We found an empty grave."
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"- Another vampire? - No. It was dug up and the body taken out."
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"Yes, yes, of course. Terrible thing. Must put a stop to it. Damn it."
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"So, why does someone want to dig up graves?"
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"Eric, will you knock it off?"
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"Oh, I was just wondering what you were gonna do this year."
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"..so I just thought I'd see what I'm up against."
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"You know the key? If Dr Clark doesn't understand your experiment,..."
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"..he gives you higher marks so it looks like he understands your experiment."
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""Effects of Subviolet Light Spectrum Depravation..."
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"..on the Development of Fruit Flies"? That should do the trick!"
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"It is not fair they are making participation in the science fair mandatory."
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"No one should have to do anything educational in school, if they don't want to."
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"I didn't think yearbook nerds came out of hibernation till spring."
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"- It's for my private collection. - Eric, will you quit it?"
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"Coming through. Sorry."
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"- See you later, Chris. Thanks for the tip. - OK."
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"Don't be an idiot. She's alive."
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"Shouldn't take long. I'm the only girl in school..."
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"..but then that would've brought back too many memories of Daryl."
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"I found it! Meredith Todd died in a car accident last week."
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"Of course, I have learnt to deal with my pain."
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"- How was her neck? - Fine, except for being broken."
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"Hello! Can we deal with my pain, please?"
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"There, there."
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"It says that Meredith and two other girls in the car were killed instantly."
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"They were all on the Fondren High Pep Squad, on the way to a game."
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"Fondren might beat Sunnydale in the body-count competition?"
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"It wasn't vampires. Somebody did dig up her corpse."
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"Eww! Why is it that every conversation you have has the word "corpse" in it?"
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"We can figure out this creep if we know if he deals in volume."
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"- I don't think so. - Yeah, why bother him, huh?"
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"Ange and I have been... Never mind."
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"As far as he's concerned, I have the night off."
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"- Hey! - Cordelia?"
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"Zombies don't eat the flesh of the living."
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"Yeah, I knew that. But did you see the look on her face?"
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"I couldn't believe Angel. He was acting all jealous and he wouldn't even admit it."
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"Speaking of the wacky, what was Cordelia's riff about painful memories? Who's Daryl?"
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"Daryl Epps. Chris's older brother."
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"He was a big football star. All-state two years ago."
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"He was a running..."
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"He was a running... Someone who runs and catches."
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"He died. Rock climbing, or something. He fell."
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"I think we're there."
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"By the way, are we hoping to find a body, or no body?"
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"Um, body would mean flesh-eating demon."
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"No body would point towards the army of zombies thing. Take your pick."
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"Right then, go on."
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"- You're closer. - Pathetic much?"
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"- Practise. - OK."
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"Cordelia. This is the last place I expected you to hang out."
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"- I'm looking for Buffy. - Buffy?"
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"- She said she'd be home. - She lied. Isn't she a rascal?"
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"Well, you're in luck. It just so happens that my night is free."
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"- Is it an army if you just have three? - Zombie drill team then."
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"You're back."
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"- Angel. - Xander."
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"- Angel. - I thought you took the night off?"
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"I did, but something came up."
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"Um, as long as you're here, perhaps you could be of some help. Hm?"
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"We were investigating. Somebody's been digging up the bodies of dead girls."
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"I know. We found some of them."
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"It was horrible. Angel saved me from an arm. God, there were so many parts everywhere."
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"- So much for all our theories. - I don't get it."
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"Why go to the trouble to dig up three girls, only to throw them away?"
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"- I think they kept some parts. - Could this get yuckier?"
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"- They probably kept them to eat. - Question answered."
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"Why dispose of the remains five miles from the cemetery, at a school, of all places?"
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"Maybe because whoever did it had some business in the neighbourhood, like classes."
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"Yes, really. What student here is that well-versed in physiology?"
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"I can think of five or six guys in the science club. And me."
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"He joked!"
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"No. I have to go home now. I have to take a bath and burn my clothes."
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"You have to go? Ah, too bad. Keep in touch. Bye-bye."
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"Can you take me?"
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"I'm going out, Mom."
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"Mom?"
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"In my capacity as school official, this search is unauthorised. I cannot condone it."
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"Fine, your butt's covered. Wanna grab a locker?"
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"OK, Eric, let's see what's on your annoying little mind."
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"Ooh, I haven't read this one."
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"Nothing remarkable here."
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"Your friend Chris Epps' locker."
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"Grey's Anatomy, Mortician's Desk Reference, Robicheaux's Guide to Muscles and Tendons,"
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"# I guess you say"
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"# What can make me feel this way?"
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"# My girl"
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