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Clips from 30 Rock - Hiatus (S01E01)

"My boyfriend is moving to Cleveland,"
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"but I'm gonna go visit him over vacation."
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"And my boss is super mad at me"
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"because I know that he fell asleep on top of his fiancée."
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"Have I given you my new book?"
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"It's about having a satisfying love life... for life."
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"- Is that you in these pictures? - My techniques guarantee male orgasm."
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"That sounds stressful."
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"Has anybody heard from Tracy at all?"
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"Grizz? Dot Com? Anything?"
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"Well, if he's not back by tomorrow morning,"
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"we'll give some of his parts to Josh and cut the rest."
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"Should I include Tracy and his guests, or do you think he's dead?"
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"No, he's not dead. He's just..."
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"I know we are not on good terms,"
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"but we do need to work together to bring Tracy back here."
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"Lemon, I cannot endure another failure."
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"Jack, trust me, nobody wants to do the show without Tracy."
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"We used to do it every week without him. I'm just saying."
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"Kenneth, my ex-girlfriend is a member of the Black Crusaders."
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"I can make all this go away."
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"My lips are sealed. Key in pocket."
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"Fine."
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"Mr Jordan!"
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"Mr Jordan."
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"I think you have me confused with someone else."
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"I'm Jesse Parcell, Kenneth's cousin."
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"Kenneth should have given you the code word."
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"What?"
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"Now, make me a smoothie, and let's go clubbing."
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"Oh, we don't have dancing or liquor here."
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"But cousin Kenneth sent me all your movies."
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"At night, I laugh so hard."
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"Yeah. Oh, I loved "Honky Grandma Be Trippin'.""
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"Now you boys sit down"
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"Check it, two times."
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"- Did you call Tracy's wife? - Yeah, as far as she knew,"
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"Lemon, I'm getting married in a couple of days,"
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"and I don't need any more stress in my life right now."
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"Oh, never mind!"
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"Well, well, well,well,well."
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"- Phoebe, welcome. - No, no, no."
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"- Welcome, welcome, welcome! - Mother, Mother."
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"- This is not Phoebe. - No, no."
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"Well, why the hell not?"
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"I mean, she's perfect. Character... she's got strength of character."
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"And I'll tell you something else."
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"She's got a good, solid baby bucket."
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"- Hello. - Mother, this is Phoebe."
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"- Phoebe, this is my mother. - Hello, Mother Donaghy. I'm Phoebe."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- Hello? - Rooster, this is the farmer."
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"Good. But be careful."
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"The badger and the bear have been asking questions."
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"I don't know who you're talking about. You don't have to worry about Tracy, OK?"
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"- Hillbilly. - Hayseed."
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"Did he go to Russell Simmons' birthday party?"
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"Were there girls there with butts?"
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"You're not a movie star any more."
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"You're name's Gordon Tremeshko. You live in Needmore, Pennsylvania,"
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"Right."
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"but now he's just gone. And if he doesn't get back in time,"
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"I'm gonna have to rewrite the whole show."
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"I'm sorry, but can we talk about something besides work?"
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"Oh, really? 'Cause it's low 40s here."
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"So, what are you doing?"
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"So I should probably just focus on that, you know."
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"Oh, OK. Call me later?"
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"OK. Bye."
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"No, I haven't found him yet."
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"I have to go to dinner tonight with my mother and Phoebe."
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"And my mother has requested that you join us."
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"totalling five pounds of lobster meat."
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"That's why we bought these metal rods. Don't you just love spring?"
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"Baltimore was amazing. You know Wacky Willy, that DJ from 102.77"
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"We totally did it in the prize van."
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"What's up?"
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"I'll tell you what you're looking at."
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"Gordon Tremeshko."
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"just as the petunias start to bloom."
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"I always wanted to marry in the spring,"
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"just as the petunias bloom."
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"Just when the what?"
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"I can hear you."
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"Just wanted to make sure you could hear you."
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"- I'm off to the loo. - Loo! What a good idea."
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"All right, scout's honour. What do you think of her?"
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"She's very well-read."
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"And she's very stylish, don't you think?"
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"And, you know, the most important thing is, she makes Jack very happy."
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"A white geisha."
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"Jack, I want you to face facts, all right?"
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"She is not the right girl for you."
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"And now you're getting it wrong with what's-her-name."
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"where the priest recommended the divorce."
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"And it's not "Bee-yan-ka," like Sanka."
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"It's "Bee-yon-ka," like Willy Won... Wonka!"
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"All you all right?"
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"Could we order dessert?"
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"- Studio 6-H. - Kenneth, you have to come get me."
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"Really? But what about the Black Crusaders?"
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"carrying plastic bags, sitting on benches,"
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"Mr Jordan, if you're serious, then we've got less than 24 hours."
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"The show needs you."
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"Hello?"
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"Did you have a chance to look at those silk samples I brought you?"
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"No."
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"Jack, you desperately need new pyjamas."
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"They do such beautiful things."
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"It's like wearing your own skin to bed."
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"Have you ever thought about a faux finish for that ceiling?"
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"Careful... my bones."
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"Are you all right?"
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"I can't."
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"I have vertigo."
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"It's a bloody shame nobody waits for their wedding night any more."
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"You promised you'd go over my taxes."
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"Here it comes... the big one."
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"Ride it, Donaghy."
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"Ride it straight to hell!"
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