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Clips from 30 Rock - Hiatus (S01E01)

"Bollocks."
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"- You still at work, huh? - Yeah, of course."
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"Tracy's gone. I'm still at work. It's a nightmare."
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"Is that how far apart my eyes are?"
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"I look like Admiral Ackbar."
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"Relax, h“s one of the reasons I like you,"
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"- Oh, you can come. - Now I'm gonna fly out there..."
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"How are you? All right, now."
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"I'm gonna come out there next Wednesday."
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"Oh, not till... day?"
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"What? Why would you think we were breaking up?"
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"Who's this? It's 3:00 in the morning. Hello?"
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"- What? Oh, my God. - Are you breaking up with me?"
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"- What hospital? - Wait. Liz?"
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"No. There has to be a misunderstanding. I'm his fiancée."
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"Now, his mother can go in if she wants to."
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"Oh, no. I'm not going in there."
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"Hi, I'm Liz Lemon. Somebody called me."
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"- What? - Ladies."
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"What? This? No, no."
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"And the hostess's dog attacked me, so I had to stab it."
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"Jack's going to be fine."
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"Also, I suspect he may have scurvy"
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"because he keeps asking for lemon."
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"Tell him his mother's here. And she loves him."
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"But not in a queer way."
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"Lemon, is that you?"
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"They gave me something."
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"My mouth tastes like purple."
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"My whole life passing right before my eyes."
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"Neil Patterson pitching me the rotating microwave tray."
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"Me personally coining the phrase "What's the upside?""
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"Participating in Hands Across America."
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"And all the time I've been on this Earth,"
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"I have only one regret."
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"I should have worked more."
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"Maybe this is the drugs talking,"
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"but I think I got Nixon to agree to come on the show"
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"and say, "Sock it to me.""
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"- Great. - How's the Dow doing?"
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"You'll like my cousin Jesse. He's real sweet."
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"Hello, there, cousin."
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"What brings you to Parcell Hollow?"
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"Well, I'm here to pick up Tracy, of course."
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"Well, that's peculiar."
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"Why, he just left first thing this morning."
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"- I must have misunderstood him. - Must have."
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"I'd invite you in, but I got a living room full of dead chimney birds."
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"We must rest, my chimney bird."
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"That's great. That's completely topical."
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"Cerie, would you like to dance in front of the band on TV tonight for 10 minutes?"
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"- What band? - Our house band."
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"- That must have freaked you out. - Actually, I was kind of relieved."
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"I think the show's gonna be really good this week."
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"Oh, I hope Tra is OK."
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"Oh, Floyd."
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"I hope you like chicken ne..."
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"Tracy has escaped."
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"I'll have you in New York in time for your traditional pre-show rant."
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"I think it's gonna be about immigration."
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"By the hammer of Thor!"
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"You can't get away from me!"
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"I'm gonna find you!"
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"You're so stupid. I got to reload. Damn, I wish I had a vehicle."
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"Jack, I'm filling out all-new paperwork to make me your emergency contact."
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"It's just so embarrassing."
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"Do you dye your hair?"
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"- OK. What's your middle name? - What?"
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"- Just your middle name. - Francis."
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"Of course I do."
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"I knew it."
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"Hey, do you guys know what's causing the traffic problem?"
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"it's the Dominican Independence Day parade,"
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"a guy in Suspenders is doing chalk paintings on Canal Street."
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"You know how long it's gonna take for me to get to midtown?"
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"Let me explain ambulances to you, sir."
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"We don't go anywhere unless someone is badly hurt, OK?"
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"No, sir, you are not."
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"Oh, my God, what a terrible mistake accident!"
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"Could you take 6th Avenue, please?"
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"I got a lot on my plate right now, Ken."
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"Oh. Tweety."
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"OK, I know this has been a really tough couple of days,"
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"but everyone has pulled together, and I am so proud and so pumped,"
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"we have ever done."
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"RoboCop out, Cowboy Hey-Hey back in."
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"OK, that doesn't exist, but you can write a letter for his file."
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"Lutz, don't just stand there. Go eat something."
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"This is 21."
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"I'm on it."
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"So I'm your emergency contact, huh?"
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"You're the only person I know who wouldn't hesitate to pull the plug."
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"I'm not going."
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"Are you getting married in two days?"
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"Phoebe is a lovely girl."
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"I'm not getting married."
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"- So what did you think of the show? - Honestly?"
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"I no longer think you're doing a terrible job,"
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"Thanks, Jack."
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"Just let me do it."
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"Because of the Black Crusaders? That's crazy."
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"that you are never gonna find him."
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"It really riles up the wolves."
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"That's good. Check it, check it."
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"He's with his biggest fan."
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"Try to get her to like Phoebe just a little, OK?"
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"Right."
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"You got it wrong with Bianca. You remember?"
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"Well, you ought to know, Colleen..."
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"Well, with your condition, ordinarily, wouldn't you just be on top?"
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"What's this thing doing now?"
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"But he has had a pretty serious cardiac episode."
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"I saw it, Lemon..."
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"Oh, they got a door. That's new."
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"No thanks. Floyd called."
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"I know what you look like! I remember what you look like!"
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"They got pretzels downstairs!"
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"Ken, you are my boy!"
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"My name is Gordon Tremeshko."
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"I want two lobsters..."
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