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Clips from Friends - The One with the Engagement Picture (S07E07)

"Gaze into our future and think about our marriage and the days to come."
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"Chandler, what is the matter with your face?"
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"This picture's supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married"..."
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"...not "Local woman saves drowning moron.""
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"- Ha-ha-ha. MONICA: Hey, don't laugh at him."
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"- Aw. - That's it, that's it! Take it, take it!"
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"I like this one."
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"It seems to say, "I love you and that's why I have to kill you.""
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"Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes."
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"Oh, there it is."
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"Oh, my God, those are my bedroom eyes?"
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"Why did you ever sleep with me?"
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"Do you really want to pull at that thread?"
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"- I'm having a really good time. - Me too."
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"Sorry that guy on the subway licked your neck."
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"No, that's okay. He's a friend."
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"Uh, I don't mean to be presumptuous..."
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"...but I have tickets to the ballroom-dancing finals tomorrow."
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"Yeah, I..."
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"Well, I missed the semifinals, so I think I would just be lost."
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"Heh, I know that it's lame, but I got these tickets from my boss..."
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"Oh, no, no, no, my God!"
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"- Okay, don't freak out. I'll go. - No, it's..."
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"My ex-wife Whitney is out there."
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"I cannot deal with her now. That woman is crazy."
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"Okay, I know. Hold on."
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"- Hey, Ross. - Yeah."
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"Yeah. Um, that's Whitney, Kyle's ex-wife out there."
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"Do you think you could divert her so we could slip out?"
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"What? No."
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"Okay, but I have two tickets to the ballroom-dance finals."
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"All right, I'll do it."
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"- But just because you're a friend. - Okay."
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"I want my key back."
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"- I don't have it. - It's right there."
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"Ugh. Okay, Sherlock."
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"I'm sorry, but you'd better go, Pheebs."
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"All right. I just wanted to thank you for diverting Kyle's ex."
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"Oh, yeah, no, you're welcome. We'll, uh, talk about it later."
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"- Okay. - Heh."
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"- Hi, Whitney. - Hi, Ross."
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"- Are you ready for breakfast? - Yep. Ooh."
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"Kyle's ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her, not date her."
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"Sorry, can you give me a second while I talk to this woman..."
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"...uh, who, by the way, did not spend the night?"
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"- Sure. - Okay. Eh, heh..."
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"I did divert her, and we ended up having a great time, okay?"
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"- Watching ballroom dancing? - Yes."
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"That's where we realized we are both super cool people."
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"Look, okay, Ross. Kyle just told me some really bad stuff about her."
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"- Like what? - Like she's really mean."
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"And she's overly critical and... And... No."
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"She will paint a room a really bright color without even checking with you."
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"Okay."
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"At breakfast, I'll be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons."
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"- You're still gonna go out with her? - Yeah."
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"Well, didn't you hear what I just said?"
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"Pheebs, come on. I mean, consider the source."
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"Of course her ex-husband's gonna say that stuff. Now if you'll excuse me."
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"WHITNEY: Uh, your door isn't soundproof."
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"- Morning. - Hi, Tag."
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"Hey, so did you have fun with, uh, Joey last night?"
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"Yeah, we went to the Knicks game."
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"Aw, that's nice."
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"Then we went to this bar, and he hooked us up with all these women."
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"Women? You mean, like old women?"
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"Kind of old, like 30."
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"...to just talk to girls in bars..."
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"...but I got, like, 20 phone numbers last night."
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"That's great."
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"Oh, man. So Joey must have really taught you some stuff."
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"- A little. - Yeah."
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"How you doing?"
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"See? That's a great smile. Easy, natural."
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"Now pretend I have a camera."
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"- You're changing it. - I can't help it."
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"All right. You want to know what I do when I take résumé shots?"
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"Borrow money from me?"
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"Yeah. Okay, first of all, you want to make it look spontaneous."
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"So here's what I do. I look down, look down, keep looking down."
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"Then I look up."
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"See? All right, now you try."
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"Look down. You're looking down. Keep looking down."
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"Why is there jelly on your shoe?"
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"- Hi. - Hey."
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"So, I heard you had some fun with Tag last night."
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"Yeah, and you had fun teaching him how to be all "Joey.""
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"- What? - You know, all the women."
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"You can't teach someone to be good with women."
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"That's why I never had any luck with Chandler."
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"I'm right here."
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"Would you mind just not going out with him again?"
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"Just the idea of you and he and all these women..."
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"I know he's my assistant, and I can't date him, blah!"
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"But it bothers me, all right?"
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"No, no, no, you can't take him away from me."
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"I got a great partner to pick up girls with. Finally!"
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"All right, will you talk to him..."
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"...and tell him how hollow and unsatisfying this dating-tons-of-women thing is?"
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"What?"
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"I don't want him to meet anybody until I'm over my crush."
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"And I will get over it."
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"It's not like I love him. It's just physical."
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"I get these crushes all the time. Hell, I had a crush on you when I met you."
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"I know. Monica told me."
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"Yeah, sure."
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"Can you people not see me?"
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"So will you talk to him?"
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"- I don't know, Rach. - I'll give you 10 Ralph Lauren shirts."
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"One."
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"No, 10. You said 10. You can't take that back."
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"Hey. You wanted to talk to me?"
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"I don't know. You, uh, got something for me?"
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"Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel."
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"Ten. Okay."
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"Tag, there's such a thing as too many women."
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"- Really? - Yeah, for you."
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"- Hey, there you are. - There I am."
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"- You okay? - Yeah, Joey said I, uh, needed to relax."
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"Then I fell asleep on the subway and went to Brooklyn."
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