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Clips from Family Guy - Trading Places (S09E09)

"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ Family Guy 9x14 ♪ Trading Places Original Air Date on March 20, 2011"
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"Ooh, a drunk news report from Tom Tucker."
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"Okay, our top story tonight: a local car dealer has announced"
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"And, and in other news, they're bringing back Passions!"
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"Because this is 1978, Lois,"
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"Uh, I, it's okay."
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"All right, that's good enough for me. I'm smashing it!"
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"Who's gonna win this thing?"
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"Hello, cool kitty."
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"Oh...!"
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"Well, I guess I'll just disappear"
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"into that field of corn."
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"Amber."
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"but she makes up for it by smoking."
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"We're havin' dinner."
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"but I unrumpled it, and it was really good!"
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"There it is, Meg."
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"Chris, get off there."
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"That's fake."
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"Chris, you idiot! Look at what you did!"
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"What were you kids thinking?!"
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"It was Chris' idea. He talked me into it."
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"Peter, that's not what this is about."
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"Oh, I'll get you more cigarettes."
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"but I think the two of you need to be punished."
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"Sometimes you just seem to take us for granted."
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"You know, it's very difficult bein' a parent."
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"You get to do anything you want."
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"Well, I'd do a better job of it than you!"
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"I mean, maybe we try a little experiment."
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"Yes, that is a crisscross."
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"No, Peter."
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"about this whole switching places thing,"
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"but you're actually doing good work."
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"I'll tell you that."
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"And I-I hear Canadian high schools are even worse."
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"when we put you in the hospital for free, eh?"
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"I know, this is fun."
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"Do you have school spirit?!"
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"Yeah!"
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"She has no idea how hard it is to cook."
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"and for dessert, molten chocolate lava cake."
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"Mm."
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"Ooh, that smells fantastic."
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"And Angela even told me I might get a raise"
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"at this grown-up thing, huh?"
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"I would suggest that you suck that."
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"Guess I shouldn't have had"
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"which is an important thing in high school right now."
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"Yeah, everyone who's anyone is running track"
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"at our high school right now."
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"I hate your north side face."
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"I got pegged by a new form of spitball."
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"So let's just put things back the way they were"
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"I go back to my job."
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"I seem to remember somebody saying"
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"somebody's gotta pay the bills around here."
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"until Peter finds a new job."
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"Well, I suppose that makes sense."
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"to find a job in this economy."
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"Yeah, he was probably around five-nine, five-ten?"
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"Yeah, he was Asian-American."
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"Are we talking Vietnamese?"
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"Could have been Japanese, but I-I think Korean."
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"Did have a tattoo? Which one was it?"
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"Is this the man who assaulted you?"
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"I'd probably still be working"
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"Can this day get any more stressful?"
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"If I could come home and have five minutes"
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"So, Chris, good day at the office?"
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"You know, actually, Angela said that the spreadsheets"
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"Oh, is that good?"
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"Chris, have you-- have you been drinking?"
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"I want you two to do it right in front of me."
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"What are you looking at?"
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"I mean, maybe we could ask"
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"to borrow some from Mr. Quagmire."
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"Like to see me walk next door,"
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"to watch that conversation."
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"of all our neighbors and tell 'em I'm a failure!"
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"But I..."
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"Meg has something she wants to tell you."
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"MEG Chris is a failure."
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"Now we're going to the Swansons!"
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"Oh, it's all our fault. We never should have let you"
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"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"We interrupt this program because I have had"
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"kind of a crap day,"
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"and I know all the station passwords to do it."
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"So, smell that finger, Quahog!"
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"We haven't had one of those since they cancelled Passions."
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"This should be good."
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"a "Hands On A Hard Body" promotion in which"
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"a used dirt bike will be rewar- awarded to the one customer"
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"who can successfully outlast his competitors."
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"Yes, they are!"
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"Holy crap! A dirt bike!"
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"That's awesome!"
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"Lois, I'm gonna win that thing!"
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"Peter, why would you want a used dirt bike"
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"when you already have a car?"
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"and dirt bikes have never been hotter."
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"Besides, I get one of those things,"
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"it's gonna be a buffet of beave."
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"Mmm, I don't know. Seems stupid to me."
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"Thanks to all of you for coming out today."
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"In just a minute, we'll begin"
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"our "Hands On A Hard Body" contest."
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"And the lucky one of you who can keep his or her hand on"
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"this dirt bike for the longest amount of time"
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"will get to take it home!"
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"Yeah, all right! Yeah!"
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"Okay, everyone who wants to win this dirt bike,"
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"come on up and put a hand on it!"
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